Indie Battle Universe: Trailers

Trailers[]

(Shovel Knight was relaxing at the fireplace while the sun rises up and he’s ready to go on another adventure and walking through the Plains and we see a similar mysterious figure with a ponytail hiding from the shadows. Shovel Knight was digging some holes until he turns around and dodges from the mysterious figure that is Shantae, Shantae and Shovel Knight were starting to fight until a dash of rainbow appears and only person who can do that is Commander Video from BIT.TRIP and he does a backflip and kicks both Shovel Knight and Shantae, a garden gnome hits Commander Video head and turns around who did it and it was Octodad. Commander Video was about to punch Octodad until he got punch by Meat Boy in the last second and Shovel Knight gets back up and about to fight backs to the indie game characters with Shantae and Jacket from Hotline Miami appears out of nowhere while his Baseball bat in front of everyone and at the last minute until everyone 2 mysterious figures at the top of the mountain which it was Quote and Curly from Cave Story and everyone was ready to fight then translation to 3d gameplay footage before ending it off with Shovel Knight getting all power up with flames of blue and using it for attacking everyone. Shield Knight appears out of the blue and both of them were ready to fight before ending off with a title card that says “Indie Battle Universe”.)

Narrator: When we last left off, Coop fell into a vat of toxic sludge before the explosion and the start of Freakpocalypse and now we give you the continuation of Freakpocalypse.

(We see Coop is alone and afraid when see saw his town is destroyed and apocalyptic.)

(We see Coop is alone and afraid when see saw his town is destroyed and apocalyptic.)

Coop: Holy shit! What happened? The last thing I remembered was falling into toxic waste and now this. What should I do? (Suddenly he found a time travel portal gun) What is this? Could this be a portal gun that can go back in time? (he’s tested it out and it works then walks into the portal, it’s sent him to a white void.) Huh? Where am i? Hello? (A guy walked by.) Hey, Sir, can you tell me where I am? Excuse, sir.

Coop: Goddamn! I need to get out of here! (he’s used the time travel portal gun to get out of here, he’s back to 10,000 B.C. where caveman the wheel.) Shit! I went back to the stone age! (Suddenly he hears rumbling.) What’s that sound? (he turns around to see what’s happening.) OH FUCK! (he’s used the time travel portal gun again before we see a bunch of cavemen riding on their wheels while being naked.)

Little Girl: (singing) Step on a crack and you break your momma's back (The little girl steps on a crack crack in the pavement. Then all of a sudden, The mother's back breaks out of nowhere.)

Coop: or maybe not! (he’s used the time travel gun for the third time.) Okay, I think this is the right timeline. (Coop saw a guy punch through a hive of bees and ate some.) Woah! Why are you doing?!

Guy with a Blueshirt: I’m trying to get some modern medicine so I can turn into Ultra Soldier!

Guy with a Blueshirt: Because I want to! (The guy climbs up the tree then falls while bees string him.)

Coop: Okay? (He’s used the time travel portal for the fourth time.) Oh boy! Where am I now? (He’s seen a group of flowers spreading pollen everywhere all over the bee in a sexual manner.) UGH! What the fuck! (He’s used the time portal gun again to unseen what he saw.)

Willy: What the hell is taking him so long?! (Coop is now in Jasper and Willy's car.)

Willy: Hey! GET THE HELL OF HERE! (Willy holds a gun at Coop before he’s used the time travel portal gun to get out of here.) HOLY SHIT!

Coop: Okay. (He’s used the time travel portal multiple times while going to previous C&H shorts, which gives him more crazy and ridiculous situations before finally going back to the laboratory before he was dumped in a vat of toxic sludge.) YES! I finally got to the past where I fell into toxic waste! And I don't need this anymore (He’s thrown the time travel portal gun into the trash.)

Coop: WHAT THE HELL! (He’s tries to get away from the Warp portal but fails and sucked him inside and he’s screaming away into the Warp portal. After that, he wakes up after getting sucked into the Warp portal.) What was that? (He sees his hands in 3D.) AAAH! (His appearance is now in 3D and he’s confused.) I’m in 3D?! What is going on? And where the hell am I now?

(We see a look of Scuttle Town from the Shantae series and Coop is lost in this town and tries to call for help.)

Coop: Hello? Can somebody tell me where I am? Or am i just dre- (He’s got punched by a bloody hand and it was actually Meat Boy.) What the fuck is your problem? Man! And why are you small and have no skin?

Coop: Oh, not gonna talk, huh, tiny blood man? And you want a fight? You just got one. (he grabs a baseball in backpack and starts running and yells as a splash screen appears and says “Coop is Not Loser But He’s a Weirdo” this makes Coop upset) HEY!

(Gameplay of Coop is shown and he’s fighting indie game characters and ends it off with Coop getting powered up with summoning Psionic Psteve and in comic filler, Psionic Psteve beating Meat Boy with POW, MATH, and LEARNING. Then ending off with a title card that says “Indie Battle Universe” X “Cyanide & Happiness : Freakpocalypse.”)

Coop: (Breathes) Woah! That was the bloodiest battle I have ever faced, well, at least it was finally over. (Shovel Knight taps him on the shoulder and Coop turns around to see more Indie game characters.) OH COME THE FUCK ON!

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