DC[]
vs. Aquaman[]
vs. Atom[]
vs. Bane[]
vs. Batman[]
vs. Black Canary[]
vs. Black Lightning[]
vs. Bumblebee[]
vs. Captain Atom[]
vs. Catwoman[]
vs. Cheetah[]
vs. Cheshire[]
vs. Circe[]
vs. Clayface[]
vs. Cyborg[]
vs. Deadshot[]
vs. Deathstroke[]
vs. Doctor Fate[]
vs. Elongated Man[]
vs. Etrigan the Demon[]
vs. Firestorm[]
vs. The Flash II[]
vs. Golem[]
vs. Green Arrow[]
vs. Green Lantern II[]
vs. Hawkgirl[]
vs. Hawkman[]
vs. Heat Wave[]
vs. Huntress[]
vs. Icicle[]
vs. Joker[]
vs. Killer Croc[]
vs. Lex Luthor[]
vs. Lobo[]
vs. Martian Manhunter[]
vs. Metamorpho[]
vs. Nightwing[]
vs. Platinum[]
vs. Red Lion[]
vs. Red Tornado[]
vs. Rocket Red[]
vs. Shazam[]
vs. Solomon Grundy[]
vs. Steel[]
vs. Starfire[]
vs. Superboy[]
vs. Supergirl[]
vs. Superman[]
vs. Wild Dog[]
vs. Wonder Woman[]
vs. Zatanna[]
Marvel[]
vs. Absorbing Man[]
vs. Angel[]
vs. Ant-Man[]
vs. Black Cat[]
vs. Black Panther[]
vs. Black Widow[]
vs. Bullseye[]
vs. Captain America[]
Deadline: I don’t care about symbols—only contracts.
Captain America: Then you stand against everything I defend.
Deadline: Your shield won’t save the target.
Captain America: It saves the innocent.
Deadline: Step aside, soldier.
Captain America: Not while I’m standing.
Deadline: This ends fast.
Captain America: It ends the right way.
vs. Captain Marvel[]
vs. Crossbones[]
vs. Daredevil[]
vs. Deadpool[]
Deadline: Another loudmouth merc? I’ll erase you from the contract list.
Deadpool: Cool! Does that come with dental? I’ve been meaning to switch plans.
Deadline: Precision. Stealth. Efficiency. You lack all three.
Deadpool: Hey! I’ve got at least one of those… probably… maybe… nope.
Deadline: Stand down, Wade. I don’t get paid extra for overkill.
Deadpool: Overkill? Buddy, that’s like… my entire brand!
Deadline: Your healing factor won’t save you forever.
Deadpool: True! But it DOES make rematches way more fun.
vs. Deathlok[]
vs. Doctor Doom[]
vs. Doctor Strange[]
vs. Electro[]
vs. Elektra[]
vs. Enchantress[]
vs. Ghost Rider[]
Deadline: I hunt monsters for money.
Ghost Rider: Then you chose the wrong prey.
Deadline: Fire doesn’t scare me.
Ghost Rider: It judges you.
Deadline: Keep your chains ready.
Ghost Rider: They’re already bound to your sins.
Deadline: Say what you came to say.
Ghost Rider: Are you a complete idiot… or a serious one?
vs. Green Goblin[]
vs. Hawkeye[]
vs. Hulk[]
vs. Human Torch[]
vs. Iceman[]
vs. Invisible Woman[]
vs. Iron Man[]
vs. Lizard[]
vs. Mockingbird[]
vs. Moon Knight[]
vs. Mr. Fantastic[]
vs. Ms. Marvel[]
vs. Namor[]
vs. Nova[]
vs. Quicksilver[]
vs. Punisher[]
vs. Pyro[]
vs. Sandman[]
vs. Scarlet Witch[]
vs. She-Hulk[]
vs. Skymax[]
vs. Spider-Man[]
vs. Storm[]
vs. Thing[]
vs. Thor[]
vs. Tigra[]
vs. Valkyrie[]
vs. Vision[]
vs. War Machine[]
vs. Wasp[]
vs. Wolverine[]
Deadline: Your claws won’t cut through my words.
Wolverine: I’ve shredded tougher egos than yours.
Deadline: Time to ink your defeat.
Wolverine: I’ve got a date with a few more scars.
Deadline: Time to sketch your downfall.
Wolverine: I’ve left worse doodles on my enemies.
Deadline: Prepare to be edited out!
Wolverine: You’re about to meet the Wolverine version 2.0.
Guest[]
vs. Baraka[]
vs. Barb Wire[]
vs. Casey Jones[]
vs. Hellboy[]
vs. Invincible[]
vs. Johnny Cage[]
vs. Kenshi[]
vs. Kitana[]
Deadline: Looking for a mercenary fellow. Well—no.
Kitana: Good. I don’t work for killers.
Deadline: Then stay out of my way.
Kitana: I don’t care who you are.
vs. Kung Lao[]
vs. Liu Kang[]
Deadline: I don’t need gods—just targets.
Liu Kang: Never met a stranger who contains this much fire.
Deadline: Fire burns out like everything else.
Liu Kang: Then face eternity in the flame.
vs. Optimus Prime[]
vs. The Rocketeer[]
vs. Scorpion[]
vs. Shredder[]
Deadline: I’m not here for jokes—only the job.
Shredder: You’re not the clown named Deadpool in the wrong color.
Deadline: Good. Clowns make mistakes.
Shredder: Then die like a professional.
vs. Smoke[]
vs. Solomon Kane[]
vs. Sonya Blade[]
vs. Spawn[]
vs. Sub-Zero[]
Deadline: “Time always catches up—yours just froze.”
Sub-Zero: “Cold ends all things, even the inevitable.”
Deadline: “I run the clock; you stall with ice.”
Sub-Zero: “Then perish when time shatters.”
vs. TMNT[]
DlC (Wave 1)[]
vs. Adam Strange[]
vs. Agent Liberty[]
vs. Amazing-Man[]
vs. Animal Man[]
vs. Ashrah[]
vs. Black Orchid[]
vs. Blade[]
vs. Blue Beetle[]
vs. Booster Gold[]
vs. Captain Britian[]
vs. Cyrax[]
vs. Doctor Mid-Nite[]
vs. Doom Slayer[]
vs. Drax the Destroyer[]
vs. Falcon[]
vs. Fire[]
vs. Fulgore[]
vs. Gamora[]
vs. Grace Choi[]
vs. Groot[]
vs. Ice[]
vs. Jade[]
vs. Jago[]
vs. Jax Briggs[]
vs. Joanna Dark[]
vs. Kilowog[]
vs. Kung Jin[]
vs. Lady Shiva[]
vs. Li Mei[]
vs. Luke Cage[]
vs. Marcus Fenix[]
vs. Master Chief[]
vs. Nick Fury[]
vs. Nightshade[]
vs. Nightwolf[]
vs. Orchid[]
vs. The Ray[]
vs. Reptile[]
vs. Riptor[]
vs. Rocket Raccoon[]
vs. Spider-Woman[]
vs. Star-Lord[]
vs. Stryker[]
vs. Takeda Takahashi[]
vs. TJ Combo[]
vs. Tomorrow Woman[]
vs. Wildcat[]
vs. Wonder Man[]
DLC[]
vs. Havik[]
vs. Kano[]
vs. Milenna[]
vs. Quan Chi[]
DLC (Wave 2)[]
vs. Avalanche[]
vs. Banshee[]
vs. Beast[]
vs. Beast Boy[]
vs. Bishop[]
vs. Blob[]
vs. Cable[]
Deadline: Get off my contract, Cable. Not your future to fix.
Cable: History says otherwise.
Deadline: I don’t miss timelines—or targets.
Cable: Then this one ends badly for you.
Deadline: You sound like a merc with jokes.
Cable: Deadpool jokes get worse than a maddened witch.
Deadline: Step aside or fall behind.
Cable: I’ll make sure you never reach tomorrow.
vs. Cannonball[]
vs. Colossus[]
vs. Cyclops[]
Deadline: Your visor’s just a crutch—take it off and fight for real.
Cyclops: Let Deadpool joke—this ends with precision.
Deadline: One eye, one shot… miss and you’re done.
Cyclops: I don’t miss—ask the battlefield.
Deadline: Laser boy thinks straight lines win wars.
Cyclops: Straight lines end them.
Deadline: You lead teams; I end legends.
Cyclops: Then step up—class is in session.
vs. Emma Frost[]
vs. Forge[]
vs. Gambit[]
vs. Genesis[]
vs. Hawk[]
vs. Jean Grey[]
vs. Jubilee[]
vs. Juggernaut[]
vs. Karolina Dean[]
vs. Lady Deathstrike[]
vs. Magneto[]
Deadline: You’re nothing like Deadpool.
Magneto: And you’re nothing but a bullet with a mouth.
Deadline: I’m serious, unlike the fool you compare me to.
Magneto: Your seriousness won’t stop metal from obeying me.
Deadline: I rewrite chaos; you just bend metal.
Magneto: Chaos or not, my power rules the battlefield.
Deadline: Prepare for precision over theatrics.
Magneto: I crush precision under the weight of magnetism.
vs. Mystique[]
vs. Nightcrawler[]
vs. Omega Red[]
Deadline: You really need a hug… or a restraining order.
Omega Red: [Greek] Σώπα, μωρέ! (Be quiet, fool!)
Deadline: Your tentacles are showing… and they’re scary.
Omega Red: [Greek] Θα σε παγώσω! (I will freeze you!)
Deadline: You’re like a walking bad tattoo.
Omega Red: [Greek] Δεν θα αποφύγεις τον θάνατο! (You cannot escape death!)
Deadline: I’ve tangled with worse than frozen villains.
Omega Red: [Greek] Η μάχη μόλις άρχισε! (The battle has just begun!)
vs. Professor X[]
Deadline: Reading minds won’t save you this time.
Professor X: Without Deadpool’s warning, I still saw you coming.
Deadline: You hide behind students and hope.
Professor X: Hope is merely strategy—your mind already surrendered.
Deadline: One pull of the trigger ends your dream.
Professor X: Dreams survive bullets—yours won’t survive truth.
Deadline: Stay out of my head, old man.
Professor X: Your mind invited me the moment you pulled the trigger.
vs. Psylocke[]
vs. Raven[]
vs. Red Hood[]
vs. Red Robin[]
vs. Rogue[]
vs. Sabretooth[]
Deadline: You not in my contract list, Creed. Hyena is.
Sabretooth: “He screams louder, but I leave deeper scars.”
vs. Silver Samurai[]
vs. Sunfire[]
vs. Toad[]
vs. Warlock[]
vs. X-Man[]
DLC (Wave 3)[]
vs. Abomination[]
vs. Annihilus[]
vs. Ares (DC)[]
vs. Ares (Marvel)[]
vs. Attuma[]
vs. Baron Zemo[]
vs. Batroc the Leaper[]
vs. Blizzard[]
vs. Black Adam[]
Deadline: “Every hero has a flaw.”
Black Adam: “And every villain meets their end.”
Deadline: “Your time is up!”
Black Adam: “My power is eternal!”
Deadline: “Your legend ends in ink.”
Black Adam: “Then write my victory.”
Deadline: “Time to cross you out.”
Black Adam: “Try—and be struck down.”
vs. Black Mask[]
vs. Bloodsport[]
vs. Boomerang[]
vs. Brainiac[]
vs. Captain Booermang[]
vs. Captain Cold[]
vs. Carnage[]
vs. Chameleon[]
vs. D'Vorah[]
vs. Darkseid[]
vs. Doctor Octopus[]
vs. Doomsday[]
vs. Dormammu[]
vs. Giganta[]
vs. Ghost[]
vs. Gorilla Grodd[]
vs. Grey Gargoyle[]
vs. Grim Reaper[]
vs. Harley Quinn[]
vs. Havik[]
Deadline: Chaos looks messy on you, buddy.
Havik: Only through chaos does order rise.
Deadline: I’ve got contracts on crazier things than you.
Havik: Madness is the true path to freedom.
vs. Hela[]
vs. The Hood[]
vs. Hush[]
vs. Kang the Conqueror[]
vs. Kano[]
vs. Killer Moth[]
vs. Kite-Man[]
vs. Klaw[]
vs. Kingpin[]
vs. Kraven the Hunter[]
vs. Leader[]
vs. Loki[]
vs. Magneta[]
vs. Malekith[]
vs. Man-Bat[]
vs. Mandarin[]
vs. M.O.D.O.K.[]
vs. Mr. Freeze[]
vs. Mr. Sinister[]
vs. Mysterio[]
vs. Nightmare[]
vs. Nitara[]
vs. Noob Saibot[]
Deadline: Shadows can’t hide you from me.
Noob Saibot: Your bullets won’t pierce darkness.
Deadline: You look like a bad cosplay.
Noob Saibot: I am the nightmare in your reflection.
vs. Penguin[]
vs. Peacemaker[]
vs. Poison Ivy[]
vs. Quan Chi[]
Deadline: Wrong target, sorcerer—my contracts don’t include demon refunds.
Quan Chi: Uh, sorry... I thought that stupid mercenary was here.
Deadline: Summon all the skulls you want—my aim’s still better.
Quan Chi: Confidence like that belongs in the Netherrealm—let’s fix it.
vs. Radioactive Man[]
vs. Ra's al Ghul[]
vs. Rain[]
vs. Red Skull[]
vs. Reiko[]
vs. Rhino[]
vs. Riddler[]
vs. Sandman[]
vs. Scarecrow[]
vs. Scorpion[]
vs. Sektor[]
vs. Shang Tsung[]
Deadline: No mercenary clowns allowed in my fight.
Shang Tsung: I’m afraid that rule does not apply to sorcerers.
Deadline: I don’t care who you steal from.
Shang Tsung: Your soul will be my payment.
vs. Shocker[]
vs. Silver Banshee[]
vs. Sinestro[]
vs. Steppenwolf[]
vs. Super-Skrull[]
vs. Taskmaster[]
vs. Thanos[]
Deadline: Looking for Deadpool? No. Wrong universe, big guy.
Thanos: That clown is a loud-mouth maniac who antic’d his way into my patience long ago.
Deadline: Contracts don’t usually include cosmic tyrants… lucky me.
Thanos: Then consider this a bonus challenge—survive, and you may impress me.
Deadline: I’ve taken down gods before. You’re just… shinier.
Thanos: Shine fades. Doom does not. Allow me to demonstrate.
Deadline: You’re strong, sure—just not “can’t-be-killed” strong.
Thanos: Every assassin believes that… until they join the void they promised me.
vs. Tiger Shark[]
vs. Tigress[]
vs. Titania[]
vs. Tombstone[]
vs. Two-Face[]
vs. Ultron[]
vs. Venom[]
vs. Viper[]
vs. Vulture[]
vs. Weather Wizard[]
vs. Whirlwind[]
vs. Winter Soldier[]
vs. Wizard[]
DLC (Wave 4)[]
vs. Black Bolt[]
Deadline: I never face silent kings.
Black Bolt: Try all you want.
Deadline: One wrong move, and you’re erased.
Black Bolt: My silence speaks louder than your threats.
Deadline: I control reality itself.
Black Bolt: One whisper, and reality screams.
Deadline: Even kings can be rewritten.
Black Bolt: Not when a king’s quiet can destroy worlds.
vs. Crystal[]
vs. Ermac[]
Deadline: Your souls won’t save you from my contract.
Ermac: We are many—your deadline has passed.
Deadline: One strike, and this job is done.
Ermac: We decide when it ends.
vs. Medusa[]
Premiere Skins[]
vs. Arkillo[]
vs. Atrocitus[]
vs. Deadline[]
vs. General Shao[]
Deadline: I don’t joke. I erase punchlines like you.
General Shao: I’ve faced worse clowns than your serious face.
Deadline: You rule through fear—I've buried tyrants louder than you.
General Shao: Really… then you’ll scream just like the rest.
vs. Joe Fixit[]
vs. Lady Deadpool[]
Deadline: I'm better than Deadpool at erasing jokes.
Lady Deadpool: What about me? I have a sword collection AND a sense of humor.
Deadline: You swing swords, I rewrite reality.
Lady Deadpool: Reality bends for everyone, sugar—even me!
Deadline: Try to dodge a punch, and I’ll delete your plotline.
Lady Deadpool: Good luck—I've got a thousand punchlines waiting for you!
Deadline: No one can survive my edits.
Lady Deadpool: Tell that to my clones, my katanas, and my sass!
vs. Odin[]
vs. Paibok[]
vs. Raiden[]
Deadline: I’m not here to entertain—just to end the contract.
Raiden: Did I face a wrong mercenary without a clown?
Deadline: Laugh later, thunder god—if you’re still standing.
Raiden: May the Elder Gods have mercy on your soul.