Aragorn[]
Vs himself[]
Aragorn 1: "You will yield."
Aragorn 2: "I am the true King!"
Aragorn 1: "The true King doesn't rely on deception!"
Aragorn 1: "Tell me something only I would know."
Aragorn 2: "Your mother's name was Cirean as well?"
Aragorn 1: "How is that possible...?"
Aragorn 1: "Show yourself, Sauron!"
Aragorn 2: "I'm afraid you are mistaken."
Aragorn 1: "Your death will reveal the truth!"
Aragorn 1: "You will yield."
Aragorn 2: "To you? Never!"
Aragorn 1: "Then you leave me no choice!"
Aragorn 1: "Why should I fight myself?"
Aragorn 2: "The perseverance of my line depends on it!"
Aragorn 1: "I'm Isildur's Heir, not Isildur himself!"
Vs Boromir[]
Aragorn: "Still holding grievances, I see..."
Boromir: "You place far too much trust in Elves!"
Aragorn: "I was raised by them!"
Aragorn: "For your own sake, move aside!"
Boromir: "There's no place in Gondor for you!"
Aragorn: "Your brother would disagree."
Vs Frodo[]
Aragorn: "I have sworn to protect you!"
Frodo: "Can you protect me from yourself?"
Aragorn: "Guess we're about to find out!"
Aragorn: "For your own sake, move aside!"
Frodo: "And if I refuse?"
Aragorn: "You'll get hurt!"
Aragorn: "You look different..."
Frodo: "How so?"
Aragorn: "To start with, you're no longer pale."
Vs Gandalf[]
Aragorn: "You look different..."
Gandalf: "I am now Gandalf the White!"
Aragorn: "Then what does that make Saruman?"
Aragorn: "It's time we discuss where our Fellowship's heading."
Gandalf: "Like you have a better plan."
Aragorn: "One that doesn't involve sacrifices!"
Vs Gimli[]
Aragorn: "You're going to get tossed!"
Gimli: "Not gonna let that go, are you?"
Aragorn: "This time, you'll be slammed against the wall!"
Aragorn: "Getting ahead of yourself?"
Gimli: "You should know me by now."
Aragorn: "Maybe it's time changes were made!"
Vs Gollum[]
Aragorn: "Gandalf and I hunted you once."
Gollum: "Didn't go well, did it?"
Aragorn: "This time, you will not escape!"
Aragorn: "Got a trap for you, Gollum."
Gollum: "That's a bit obvious, don't you think?"
Aragorn: "You don't even know what my trap is."
Vs Legolas[]
Aragorn: "For your own sake, move aside!"
Legolas: "You know I cannot do that, Aragorn!"
Aragorn: "It is mutiny, then..."
Aragorn: "This isn't your fight, Legolas!"
Legolas: "But every fight is, Aragorn."
Aragorn: "Don't make this any harder."
Aragorn: "Getting ahead of yourself?"
Legolas: "I'm tougher than you think."
Aragorn: "Let's hope so."
Vs Merry[]
Aragorn: "For your own sake, move aside!"
Merry: "Or what?"
Aragorn: "You'll get hurt!"
Aragorn: "Getting ahead of yourself?"
Merry: "Tell Éomer that!"
Aragorn: "Oh, I will."
Vs Pippin[]
Aragorn: "Put the sword down, Peregrin Took."
Pippin: "Like you're gonna make me!"
Aragorn: "It is mutiny, then..."
Aragorn: "Care for a kiss?"
Pippin: "You're kinda too tall for me."
Aragorn: "Isn't Ent Draught a remedy?"
Vs Sam[]
Aragorn: "Gonna make you pay for calling me long-shanks."
Sam: "Nobody can pull off dark clothes!"
Aragorn: "I don't hear any admirers complaining."
Aragorn: "Still holding grievances, I see..."
Sam: "You're getting a bit too proud of your kingship!"
Aragorn: "I try not to."
Aragorn: "Looking for Frodo?"
Sam: "Why do you assume that?"
Aragorn: "You're always at his side, are you not?"
Aragorn: "Gonna make you pay for calling me long-shanks."
Sam: "That hurts, Strider."
Aragorn: "No. This will hurt!"
Boromir[]
Vs himself[]
Boromir 1: "Who are you?"
Boromir 2: "I'm you, only perfected!"
Boromir 1: "I don't think so!"
Boromir 1: "Grandfather?"
Boromir 2: "Defeat me to earn your place."
Boromir 1: "You honor me with combat."
Vs Aragorn[]
Boromir: "Gondor needs no King!"
Aragorn: "You still think I seek power?"
Boromir: "I still don't know if you can be trusted!"
Boromir: "Aragorn..."
Aragorn: "I see you wish to settle our dispute."
Boromir: "Starting now!"
Boromir: "Gandalf thinks I'm being too hard on you."
Aragorn: "It'll be wise to listen to him."
Boromir: "Why? Because he's the wizard?"
Vs Azog[]
Boromir: "You're supposed to be dead!"
Azog: "Perhaps we are both dead!"
Boromir: "Then this would be hell!"
Vs Frodo[]
Boromir: "Seems you lost some weight."
Frodo: "This better be about my burden, Boromir!"
Boromir: "Does it look like I'm joking?"
Boromir: "The Ring-bearer himself overthrew a Ringwraith?"
Frodo: "Former Ring-bearer, and yes."
Boromir: "Show me how."
Vs Gandalf[]
Boromir: "Stand aside, wizard!"
Gandalf: "Why, may I ask?"
Boromir: "Gondor demands it!"
Vs Gimli[]
Boromir: "Long time, no see."
Gimli: "When did you get back!?"
Boromir: "Long story short, I'm here to set things right!"
Vs Legolas[]
Boromir: "The blond Elf."
Legolas: "The blond Gondorian."
Boromir: "Let's see who has more fun!"
Vs Merry[]
Boromir: "You're a Rider now, Meriadoc?"
Merry: "How do you know?"
Boromir: "Your bloodlust's starting to show."
Vs Pippin[]
Boromir: "What has my father been telling you?"
Pippin: "That you're it and Faramir's not."
Boromir: "So my own death has changed nothing..."
Vs Sam[]
Boromir: "Long time, no see."
Sam: "It should've stayed that way!"
Boromir: "Long story short, I'm here to set things right!"
Boromir: "I seek to earn back your trust."
Sam: "We have some things to discuss first."
Boromir: "Then let us clear the air, Samwise."
Frodo[]
Vs himself[]
Frodo 1: "Must've had the Ring too long..."
Frodo 2: "That means you have failed in your Quest!"
Frodo 1: "Then this would be my atonement!"
Frodo 1: "Where's your Sam?"
Frodo 2: "I've sent him home."
Frodo 1: "Then you're a fool!"
Frodo 1: "The Ring has corrupted us both..."
Frodo 2: "The Ring was entrusted to me alone!"
Frodo 1: "Is that what I sound like?" / "You can keep your precious Ring, 'stinker'!"
Frodo 1: "Must've had the Ring too long..."
Frodo 2: "Last time I looked, I'm the real Frodo!"
Frodo 1: "Keep telling yourself that!"
Frodo 1: "Leave. Me. ALONE!!"
Frodo 2: "I cannot! I'm a part of you!"
Frodo 1: "Not anymore!"
Frodo 1: "Is that you, father?"
Frodo 2: "I have come from another timeline."
Frodo 1: "Did you fail to destroy the Ring, too?"
Vs Aragorn[]
Frodo: "Don't you dare..."
Aragorn: "The worst is yet to come..."
Frodo: "How about I knock you down instead!"
Frodo: "Consider having a word with the Elf and the Dwarf."
Aragorn: "Are they counting up their kills again?"
Frodo: "They could learn from your humility."
Vs Azog[]
Frodo: "Back from the dead, I see..."
Azog: "Now I am Azog reborn!"
Frodo: "I'll make sure to aim for your neck!"
Vs Boromir[]
Frodo: "Back from the dead, I see..."
Boromir: "Still suffering from your shoulder wound?"
Frodo: "Not anymore!"
Frodo: "The Ring has corrupted us both..."
Boromir: "You could say that again."
Frodo: "Doesn't mean I letting you off easy!"
Vs Elrond[]
Frodo: "You didn't tell me the Ring would cause a great deal of suffering!"
Elrond: "It would've altered your path!"
Frodo: "Somehow, that makes a lot of sense."
Vs Gandalf[]
Frodo: "You didn't tell me the Ring would cause a great deal of suffering!"
Gandalf: "Believe me, Frodo, it has pained me every day."
Frodo: "Doesn't mean I letting you off easy!"
Vs Gollum[]
Frodo: "You will not deceive me again!"
Gollum: "We thought we friends!"
Frodo: "Not anymore!"
Frodo: "I'm done playing nice, Smeagol!"
Gollum: "Now you're just another killer!"
Frodo: "You brought that out in me!"
Frodo: "I've pitied you once."
Gollum: "And now?"
Frodo: "I want revenge..."
Frodo: "Back from the dead, I see..."
Gollum: "Thank the Bright Master for that!"
Frodo: "I'll deal with him next!"
Vs Legolas[]
Frodo: "Remember when you and I were the first two to climb the fret?"
Legolas: "You had trouble keeping up, too!"
Frodo: "That's about to change today!"
Frodo: "Glorfindel."
Legolas: "My name is Legolas."
Frodo: "Why do I keep getting the two of you confused?"
Vs Merry[]
Frodo: "What prank have you cooked up this time?"
Merry: "It'll spoil if I tell you."
Frodo: "It better not be another game of tigging."
Frodo: "Last chance to go home."
Merry: "And miss out on all the fun?"
Frodo: "You're gonna wish for fun when I'm done with you."
Frodo: "What's our sparing record?"
Merry: "We're tied. 3 to 3."
Frodo: "So this is match point."
Vs Pippin[]
Frodo: "Last chance to go home."
Pippin: "Nah, think I'll take the chance anyway."
Frodo: "Don't say I didn't warn you."
Frodo: "Don't get ahead of yourself, Pippin!"
Pippin: "Likewise to you, Frodo!"
Frodo: "Let's see who breaks faster!"
Frodo: "How long have you been following me?"
Pippin: "Maybe I didn't want to feel left out?"
Frodo: "My current path is no less dangerous!"
Frodo: "Don't say it, Pippin."
Pippin: "One little mistake would cost us the whole world."
Frodo: "You've been hanging around Gandalf too long!"
Vs Sam[]
Frodo: "So it comes to this?"
Sam: "If it weren't for the Ring, we wouldn't even be here!"
Frodo: "Somehow, that makes a lot of sense."
Frodo: "Last chance to go home."
Sam: "Oh, now you're gonna get it!"
Frodo: "Guess I deserve that."
Frodo: "You've been quiet lately..."
Sam: "Let's just get this over with!"
Frodo: "At least let me fix what's bothering you!" / "Is that your new catchphrase?"
Frodo: "Feeling a bit...hot."
Sam: "In which way, Mr. Frodo?"
Frodo: "You're about to find out!."
Frodo: "So it comes to this?"
Sam: "I've had it with your abuse!"
Frodo: "Like Smeagol had it with yours?"
Gandalf[]
Vs Azog[]
Gandalf: "It's a pity you are now a pawn of Saruman!"
Azog: "The White Wizard is long dead, old fool!"
Gandalf: "Is that so?"
Vs Dwalin[]
Gandalf: "Balin's death was not of your making."
Dwalin: "I already know who's responsible, Gandalf!"
Gandalf: "Then you need to let go of your vengeance!"
Vs Gollum[]
Gandalf: "I've finally found you, Gollum."
Gollum: "If we eats you, we gain magic?"
Gandalf: "Enough 'magic' has corrupted you as is!"
Gandalf: "You were once a Stoor named Smeagol."
Gollum: "That name no longer has meaning to us!"
Gandalf: "It still should!"
Gandalf: "I've finally found you, Gollum."
Gollum: "And now?"
Gandalf: "You have much to answer!"
Vs Pippin[]
Gandalf: "The Fool of the Took!"
Pippin: "Say that again and lose your teeth!"
Gandalf: "You've looked into the Palantir too long!"
Gimli[]
Vs himself[]
Gimli 1: "Father, is that you?"
Gimli 2: "I am not your father!"
Gimli 1: "Then I'll have those axes back, if you don't mind!"
Gimli 1: "Move aside, laddie!"
Gimli 2: "This must be that witch's doing!"
Gimli 1: "How dare you insult Lady Galadriel!"
Gimli 1: "Wearing my father's armory? You're asking for it!"
Gimli 2: "From you?"
Gimli 1: "To Durin, it is an offense!"
Gimli 1: "I could've been a Lord and a father!"
Gimli 2: "This is a dream where you're both, laddie."
Gimli 1: "Bet you're saying that about yourself!"
Vs Dwalin[]
Gimli: "Your brother's death has pained me, too, Dwalin."
Dwalin: "Spare me your appeals!"
Gimli: "Keep that up and you'll end up like Thorin!"
Vs Gandalf[]
Gimli: "Don't like your grumpy attitude!"
Gandalf: "You know I don't take insults lightly!"
Gimli: "I liked you better as the Grey Wizard!"
Vs Legolas[]
Gimli: "I could've been a Lord and a father!"
Legolas: "Too bad you missed that chance, Dwarf!"
Gimli: "Because I got stuck with you!"
Vs Sam[]
Gimli: "We're both loyal bodyguards, Samwise."
Sam: "And who are you loyal to, exactly?"
Gimli: "Who's the one about to become King?"
Legolas[]
Vs himself[]
Legolas 1: "Who are you?"
Legolas 2: "I bring warning from the future!"
Legolas 1: "You will die here and now!"
Legolas 1: "Have you slain Bolg as well?"
Legolas 2: "I do not recall ever fighting him!"
Legolas 1: "This fight will jog your memory!"
Legolas 1: "Who are you?"
Legolas 2: "Legolas, Prince of the Woodland Realm!"
Legolas 1: "An imposter and a liar!"
Legolas 1: "You again?"
Legolas 2: "You know why I'm here."
Legolas 1: "Then you already know your fate!"
Legolas 1: "You have my visage..."
Legolas 2: "...and your strength!"
Legolas 1: "That remains to be seen!"
Vs Aragorn[]
Legolas: "I can smell your stench..."
Aragorn: "At least I don't self-manicure obsessively."
Legolas: "Elf envy much?"
Legolas: "Estel..."
Aragorn: "That name means nothing to me now."
Legolas: "It is the name Lord Elrond gave you!"
Vs Azog[]
Legolas: "What will you do now that I've slain your spawn?"
Azog: "I will bring my master you and your father's heads!"
Legolas: "That remains to be seen!"
Legolas: "It is not possible. Thorin has killed you!"
Azog: "Now I am Azog reborn!"
Legolas: "Not for much longer!"
Vs Boromir[]
Legolas: "I would never trust you."
Boromir: "What about the Hobbits?"
Legolas: "They're the only reason you're still alive."
Vs Frodo[]
Legolas: "Carved yourself a bow, I see."
Frodo: "Maybe I don't want to be just a Ring-bearer anymore."
Legolas: "That makes sense." / "Elf envy much?"
Vs Gollum[]
Legolas: "You should not have escaped!"
Gollum: "We won't go back to your damp woods!"
Legolas: "I did not say I was taking you there!"
Vs Merry[]
Legolas: "Should've known you stole her knives..."
Merry: "You wait just a minute! Whose knives?"
Legolas: "Her name was Tauriel!"
Legolas: "Looking for your friend?"
Merry: "Like it's any of your business!"
Legolas: "Elf envy much?"
Legolas: "Weren't you more serious?"
Merry: "Weren't you more deadpan?"
Legolas: "That better not be an insult!"
Vs Pippin[]
Legolas: "You have a problem?"
Pippin: "You really need to converse more..."
Legolas: "And you really need to get your head together."
Legolas: "Ever been to Mirkwood?"
Pippin: "Why ask me?"
Legolas: "You love roaming in forests, do you not?"
Legolas: "Carved yourself a bow, I see."
Pippin: "Tooks are known to have taken up archery."
Legolas: "But are you as skilled as the rest of your kin?"
Vs Sam[]
Legolas: "Samwise Gamgee..."
Sam: "Here to give me another sea-longing lecture?"
Legolas: "More like an intervention."
Legolas: "Looking for your friend?"
Sam: "Why do you assume that?"
Legolas: "You cannot last a day without him!"
Merry[]
Vs himself[]
Merry 1: "It's like looking in a mirror!"
Merry 2: "And you are?"
Merry 1: "The real Meriadoc Brandybuck!"
Merry 1: "There can't be two of me!"
Merry 2: "Get used to it, chum!"
Merry 1: "Sorry, but one of us has to go!"
Merry 1: "You my twin brother?"
Merry 2: "In your dreams!"
Merry 1: "Well, no need to be rude about it!"
Merry 1: "Real funny..."
Merry 2: "You know what's funny? Your face!"
Merry 1: "You know you just insulted yourself, right?"
Merry 1: "I'm the true Master of Buckland!"
Merry 2: "Not while I'm still standing!"
Merry 1: "Perhaps I'll stand on your corpse!" / "That can easily be remedied!"
Vs Aragorn[]
Merry: "Long time no see, Strider!"
Aragorn: "You should know my true name!"
Merry: "It's just for old times sake!"
Merry: "Yelled at your friend, too, huh?"
Aragorn: "That was a long time ago."
Merry: "Oh, sure..."
Vs Boromir[]
Merry: "You seem a bit different today."
Boromir: "Maybe because the Ring's out of the way."
Merry: "Got me there."
Vs Elrond[]
Merry: "Should've known you were up to something..."
Elrond: "Men bring ruin to this world!"
Merry: "Well, no need to be rude about it!"
Vs Faramir[]
Merry: "Heard what you did to Frodo and Sam!"
Faramir: "I will not be judged for defending Gondor!"
Merry: "Well, no need to be rude about it!"
Vs Frodo[]
Merry: "Yelled at your friend, too, huh?"
Frodo: "Let's just say the Ring was involved."
Merry: "Fight first, then we'll apologize to them."
Merry: "Don't fall over and hurt yourself."
Frodo: "Oh, now you're asking for it!"
Merry: "I knew that would get your attention."
Merry: "Stop being so damned stubborn!"
Frodo: "The Ring was entrusted to me alone!"
Merry: "That doesn't mean you have to do it alone!"
Merry: "Let's see if you can still fight!"
Frodo: "Sting will hurt more than a barrow blade."
Merry: "Think that will scare an esquire of Rohan?"
Merry: "I know just about every secret of yours."
Frodo: "The question is can you keep them?"
Merry: "Closer than you keep to yourself, Frodo!"
Vs Gimli[]
Merry: "Don't fall over and hurt yourself."
Gimli: "My well-being is the least of your concern!"
Merry: "Oh, sure..."
Vs Gollum[]
Merry: "Heard you did to Frodo and Sam!"
Gollum: "I make thieves dead for touching my precious!"
Merry: "Then I'll tell Gandalf you're a lost cause!"
Merry: "Should've known you were up to something..."
Gollum: "I was just sneaking, precious!"
Merry: "Oh, sure..."
Vs Legolas[]
Merry: "The Elven show-off."
Legolas: "How many times have you worn that yellow vest?"
Merry: "Don't know if you noticed, but I keep it clean!"
Merry: "I get your bow if I win!"
Legolas: "You can have my old one."
Merry: "How's that new one doing for you, by the way?"
Vs Pippin[]
Merry: "Pippin! How are your sisters?"
Pippin: "You greet me by asking about my sisters?"
Merry: "From the only child, yours truly!"
Merry: "Pippin, I..."
Pippin: "I thought you never want to see me again!"
Merry: "Guess I deserve this..."
Merry: "Don't get careless, Pip!"
Pippin: "I can handle it, thanks."
Merry: "Oh, sure..."
Merry: "You remembered to eat your greens?"
Pippin: "What's the fun in being tall?"
Merry: "You're the first Hobbit to drink the Ent Draught!"
Merry: "Should've known you were up to something..."
Pippin: "Merry, what are you doing!?"
Merry: "Making you spill your secrets, Pippin!"
Vs Sam[]
Merry: "Stop it, Sam! Now!"
Sam: "Those would be my words!"
Merry: "How can you help Frodo if you can't help yourself?"
Merry: "Yelled at your friend, too, huh?"
Sam: "What do you think, Merry?"
Merry: "Fight first, then we'll apologize to them."
Merry: "Samwise, how I envy you!"
Sam: "Because I'm a better warrior than you?"
Merry: "Careful. Overconfidence won't save you!" / "Because you got to go with Frodo and I didn't!"
Merry: "Yelled at your friend, too, huh?"
Sam: "Don't you have your own problems to worry about?"
Merry: "Well, no need to be rude about it!"
Pippin[]
Vs himself[]
Pippin 1: "This is going to be good!"
Pippin 2: "What? Pippin versus Pippin?"
Pippin 1: "Yeah. Who'd be a fool to pass this up?"
Pippin 1: "Uh, who are you?"
Pippin 2: "Who do you think?"
Pippin 1: "You know what? Let's skip the questioning!"
Pippin 1: "You don't look like Merry..."
Pippin 2: "I'm you, Fool of the Took!"
Pippin 1: "Been called that before, but not by you!"
Pippin 1: "Hello, good looking!"
Pippin 2: "Self-compliment! Lovely!"
Pippin 1: "Yeah, I know!"
Vs Aragorn[]
Pippin: "What's with you, anyway?"
Aragorn: "You're sometimes too difficult to heal."
Pippin: "Well, your dour look is not helping your case!"
Vs Azog[]
Pippin: "Move it or lose it."
Azog: "I never lose!"
Pippin: "You will today!"
Vs Boromir[]
Pippin: "Trying to steal the Ring then getting yourself killed? Were you mad?"
Boromir: "I've paid for all of it!"
Pippin: "I know. I saw the whole thing! The killing part anyway..."
Pippin: "Why didn't you tell us about your family?"
Boromir: "Exactly which part did I leave out?"
Pippin: "Does parental favoritism ring a bell?"
Vs Frodo[]
Pippin: "If it isn't the Ring-bearer!"
Frodo: "Will you please stop calling me that?"
Pippin: "Whatever you say, Mad Baggins II!"
Pippin: "If it isn't the Ring-bearer!"
Frodo: "Oh, now you're asking for it!"
Pippin: "From you? Please..."
Pippin: "You're going to get hurt!"
Frodo: "I've been hurt since the War!"
Pippin: "Doesn't mean you're stopping me!"
Pippin: "Is that sword all you got?"
Frodo: "Sting will hurt more than a barrow blade."
Pippin: "Ran straight into that one, didn't I?"
Pippin: "I'm a failure, too, you know."
Frodo: "We were both careless, Pippin."
Pippin: "Yeah, I know!"
Vs Gimli[]
Pippin: "I never had a chance to thank you."
Gimli: "Uh, for what?"
Pippin: "You don't remember getting me out from under a troll?"
Pippin: "What's with you, anyway?"
Gimli: "You didn't save me any salted pork!"
Pippin: "You were never there to ask!"
Vs Gollum[]
Pippin: "You must be that 'stinker' Sam mentioned!"
Gollum: "Fresh Hobbit meat! We taste!"
Pippin: "There will be no tasting, got it?"
Vs Legolas[]
Pippin: "You're going to get hurt!"
Legolas: "I can take the pain."
Pippin: "So smug! But for how long?"
Pippin: "How are you liking Fangorn?"
Legolas: "It's old, filled with memory and anger."
Pippin: "Don't forget slow!"
Vs Merry[]
Pippin: "You didn't have to go with me, you know."
Merry: "Somebody has to keep you on the reigns."
Pippin: "I'm not a tween anymore, Merry."
Pippin: "What's with you, anyway?"
Merry: "I just don't like what Saruman's Orcs did to you!"
Pippin: "Let it go already."
Pippin: "Where's your horse?"
Merry: "Didn't feel like riding Stybba today."
Pippin: "I brought mine."
Pippin: "Alright, let's settle this dispute."
Merry: "What dispute, Pippin?"
Pippin: "Don't play ignorant! You know what!"
Pippin: "Esquire of Rohan..."
Merry: "Versus a Knight of Gondor!"
Pippin: "Yeah. Who'd be a fool to pass this up?"
Sam[]
Vs himself[]
Sam 1: "Samwise the Brave?"
Sam 2: "Who wants to know?"
Sam 1: "Samwise the Strong!"
Sam 1: "You're Samwise as well?"
Sam 2: "Well, there can't be two Sams!"
Sam 1: "Right! One of us has to go home!"
Sam 1: "Did you steal the Ring from Mr. Frodo?"
Sam 2: "I had to! It was the only way!"
Sam 1: "This must be a bad dream..."
Sam 1: "Deep down, you hold resentment..."
Sam 2: "Mr. Frodo's change was the Ring's doing!"
Sam 1: "Then you're in denial, Samwise Gamgee!"
Sam 1: "It must be Cirith Ungol all over again..."
Sam 2: "That dreaded place? You serious?"
Sam 1: "I meant facing you again, dumb-nuts!"
Vs Azog[]
Sam: "Didn't you die!?!"
Azog: "Now I am Azog reborn!"
Sam: "Thorin should've aimed for you head!"
Vs Boromir[]
Sam: "Not nice what you did to Mr. Frodo!"
Boromir: "Now I'm atoning for it."
Sam: "Prove it!"
Sam: "Didn't you die!?!"
Boromir: "Perhaps the river saved me."
Sam: "Well, you're not getting off that easy!"
Sam: "It's Sean versus Sean..."
Boromir: "What are you mumbling about?"
Sam: "Forget I said anything!"
Sam: "Out of my way or you'll have it!"
Boromir: "Like I'd take orders from the Ring-bearer's servant!"
Sam: "That was the last straw!"
Vs Dwalin[]
Sam: "Didn't you die!?!"
Dwalin: "You mistake me for my brother."
Sam: "...My apologies."
Vs Elrond[]
Sam: "Can you make me my own Sting?"
Elrond: "It was forged in Gondolin!"
Sam: "But aren't you Elves master craftsmen?"
Sam: "I can't help but hate you right now."
Elrond: "Frodo's quest was a gamble worth taking."
Sam: "Now we're gambling with your life!"
Vs Frodo[]
Sam: "Who are you and what have you done with Frodo?"
Frodo: "Perhaps I killed him and took his place."
Sam: "You better be bluffing!"
Sam: "Wasn't nice of you to send me away."
Frodo: "Seven years and you're still mad about that?"
Sam: "We should've settled this long ago."
Sam: "Fair warning: this blade will hurt!"
Frodo: "Sting will hurt more than a barrow blade."
Sam: "Aren't we cocky!"
Sam: "You sure you wanna fight me?"
Frodo: "I'm not sick anymore, Sam!"
Sam: "Prove it!"
Vs Gandalf[]
Sam: "I can't help but hate you right now."
Gandalf: "Why, may I ask?"
Sam: "It's thanks to you Frodo became half-mad!"
Vs Gollum[]
Sam: "Among the living again, stinker?"
Gollum: "Be nice, fat Hobbit!"
Sam: "But Mr. Frodo isn't here to save you this time!"
Sam: "I can't help but hate you right now."
Gollum: "Still not forgiving precious for making you go away?"
Sam: "That was the last straw!"
Vs Legolas[]
Sam: "Caught you sneaking around!"
Legolas: "Nice to meet a fellow botanist."
Sam: "You mean gardener."
Sam: "Fair warning: this blade will hurt!"
Legolas: "I'm tougher than I look."
Sam: "Aren't we cocky!"
Vs Merry[]
Sam: "Learned anything in Rohan?"
Merry: "Other than caring for horses?"
Sam: "Or we could start with their love for blood!"
Sam: "You didn't save me any Ent Draught!"
Merry: "Somebody's green with envy!"
Sam: "Would you stop with the gardening jokes already?"
Sam: "I scared away a big spider!"
Merry: "I helped kill the Witch-king!"
Sam: "Well-played, little shanks!"
Sam: "Caught you sneaking around!"
Merry: "I was actually looking for you, Sam!"
Sam: "And here I am!"
Vs Pippin[]
Sam: "So you're the one who's been eating the strawberries..."
Pippin: "It was the best jam I ever had, too."
Sam: "Well, you're not getting off that easy!"
Sam: "Caught you sneaking around!"
Pippin: "There's no way around you, is there?"
Sam: "Only if you want your ribs broken!"
Sam: "If it isn't the foolish Took!"
Pippin: "Say that again and lose your teeth!"
Sam: "You better be bluffing!"
Sam: "And how long have you looked into Saruman's ball?"
Pippin: "Don't remind me, Sam!"
Sam: "You're lucky you didn't give away anything!"