Thread:Loconator3000/@comment-1899606-20161119054540/@comment-5688420-20161121152305

you know what, let me tell you something.

all those times when i talked about my elder brother and my parents? they were all lies.

i am actually the eldest of four siblings, thus i have no older brothers or sisters. they all live far away. (also, it was porno mags that gve me my fetish, not my sister.

my parents that i keep on talking about? i'm actually talking about my grandparents. my real parents are good-for-nothing bastards living with my siblings that bicker at each other whenever they run out of funds.

i don't own any modern game console. AT ALL. all i have is my phone, which can emulate some games. everything i know about games is all on the internet. i did have a PSP, but it was broken a long time ago.

TL;DR i am a liar, therefore i deserve punishment.