Cuteness Wars

"Defeat your mighty evil enemies... WITH KINDNESS!"

- The game´s tagline.

The Cuteness Wars is an Third Person Shooter developed in 2023 by Id Software, published by Sony for the PlayStation 4\5, Xbox Two, and the Nintendo Switch.

PRODUCTION

The game was announced in 2020 by Id Software as an idea by the Brazillian Writer Andrey V. Vieira. It was then announced in E3 as an Third Person Shooter and it was told to go for all the platforms availble on the time. It was realeased in March 5, 2023. The game was also created to parody the "Dark, gritty and mature" trend that films like the Dark Knight created and games like Hatred in its "seriousness or edgyness" factor. Mcedgy was meant to parody "edgelords" an slang used by interneters to describe angry or angsty people. It was also designed to homage Kirby, Mario and other Nintendo games that had an innocent and cute style.

PLOT

The game centers on the Teddy Bear Fluffy Mccuddles, an plushy-like inhabitant of the planet Cutopia. He lives with his pet Mr.Squishy the unicorn on the neighboorhod of Good Will. Until it was invaded by the evil Darkness "Totally not the Villain of this Game" Mcedgy.. That invaded the planet with his Edge-o-Trons and Hate Legions, an legion of emo and goth alien marines that want to paint Cutopia black and white and make it an crapsack world in the name of an non-sensical philosophy called "FOR THE EVULZ!!!11!" that Mcedgy created when he was wanted it. The villain has no reason other that he claims to be "EVUUUULLLLL!!!11!" as he says.

GAMEPLAY

OPEN COMBAT

Fluffy can stop mcedgy with his Rainbow Gun, an weapon that makes the Edge-O-Trons and Hate Legion go brighty-colored and happy and hug every other enemy to spread happines. The Edge-O Trons and Hate Legion will be your own allies for then on.

STEALTH.

The happines pills, pills that Fluffy makes his enemies happy during an Stealth takedown. The Takedowns consist of jumping on your enemy and making him swallow it, doing it behind him, or making him swallow it in candy.

FLYING

Fluffy can also shoot his enemies with rainbows out of Mr.Squishy´s horn while he is flying.