Champions of Middle-Earth/Character Intro Banter/The Fellowship of the Ring

Vs himself
Aragorn 1: "You will yield."

Aragorn 2: "I am the true King!"

Aragorn 1: "The true King doesn't rely on deception!"

Aragorn 1: "Tell me something only I would know."

Aragorn 2: "Your mother's name was Cirean as well?"

Aragorn 1: "How is that possible...?"

Aragorn 1: "Show yourself, Sauron!"

Aragorn 2: "I'm afraid you are mistaken."

Aragorn 1: "Your death will reveal the truth!"

Aragorn 1: "You will yield."

Aragorn 2: "To you? Never!"

Aragorn 1: "Then you leave me no choice!"

Aragorn 1: "Why should I fight myself?"

Aragorn 2: "The perseverance of my line depends on it!"

Aragorn 1: "I'm Isildur's Heir, not Isildur himself!"

Vs Boromir
Aragorn: "Still holding grievances, I see..."

Boromir: "You place far too much trust in Elves!"

Aragorn: "I was raised by them!"

Aragorn: "For your own sake, move aside!"

Boromir: "There's no place in Gondor for you!"

Aragorn: "Your brother would disagree."

Vs Frodo
Aragorn: "I have sworn to protect you!"

Frodo: "Can you protect me from yourself?"

Aragorn: "Guess we're about to find out!"

Aragorn: "For your own sake, move aside!"

Frodo: "And if I refuse?"

Aragorn: "You'll get hurt!"

Aragorn: "You look different..."

Frodo: "How so?"

Aragorn: "To start with, you're no longer pale."

Vs Gandalf
Aragorn: "You look different..."

Gandalf: "I am now Gandalf the White!"

Aragorn: "Then what does that make Saruman?"

Aragorn: "It's time we discuss where our Fellowship's heading."

Gandalf: "Like you have a better plan."

Aragorn: "One that doesn't involve sacrifices!"

Vs Gimli
Aragorn: "You're going to get tossed!"

Gimli: "Not gonna let that go, are you?"

Aragorn: "This time, you'll be slammed against the wall!"

Aragorn: "Getting ahead of yourself?"

Gimli: "You should know me by now."

Aragorn: "Maybe it's time changes were made!"

Vs Gollum
Aragorn: "Gandalf and I hunted you once."

Gollum: "Didn't go well, did it?"

Aragorn: "This time, you will not escape!"

Aragorn: "Got a trap for you, Gollum."

Gollum: "That's a bit obvious, don't you think?"

Aragorn: "You don't even know what my trap is."

Vs Legolas
Aragorn: "For your own sake, move aside!"

Legolas: "You know I cannot do that, Aragorn!"

Aragorn: "It is mutiny, then..."

Aragorn: "This isn't your fight, Legolas!"

Legolas: "But every fight is, Aragorn."

Aragorn: "Don't make this any harder."

Aragorn: "Getting ahead of yourself?"

Legolas: "I'm tougher than you think."

Aragorn: "Let's hope so."

Vs Merry
Aragorn: "For your own sake, move aside!"

Merry: "Or what?"

Aragorn: "You'll get hurt!"

Aragorn: "Getting ahead of yourself?"

Merry: "Tell Éomer that!"

Aragorn: "Oh, I will."

Vs Pippin
Aragorn: "Put the sword down, Peregrin Took."

Pippin: "Like you're gonna make me!"

Aragorn: "It is mutiny, then..."

Aragorn: "Care for a kiss?"

Pippin: "You're kinda too tall for me."

Aragorn: "Isn't Ent Draught a remedy?"

Vs Sam
Aragorn: "Gonna make you pay for calling me long-shanks."

Sam: "Nobody can pull off dark clothes!"

Aragorn: "I don't hear any admirers complaining."

Aragorn: "Still holding grievances, I see..."

Sam: "You're getting a bit too proud of your kingship!"

Aragorn: "I try not to."

Aragorn: "Looking for Frodo?"

Sam: "Why do you assume that?"

Aragorn: "You're always at his side, are you not?"

Aragorn: "Gonna make you pay for calling me long-shanks."

Sam: "That hurts, Strider."

Aragorn: "No. This will hurt!"

Vs himself
Boromir 1: "Who are you?"

Boromir 2: "I'm you, only perfected!"

Boromir 1: "I don't think so!"

Boromir 1: "Grandfather?"

Boromir 2: "Defeat me to earn your place."

Boromir 1: "You honor me with combat."

Vs Aragorn
Boromir: "Gondor needs no King!"

Aragorn: "You still think I seek power?"

Boromir: "I still don't know if you can be trusted!"

Boromir: "Aragorn..."

Aragorn: "I see you wish to settle our dispute."

Boromir: "Starting now!"

Boromir: "Gandalf thinks I'm being too hard on you." Aragorn: "It'll be wise to listen to him." Boromir: "Why? Because he's the wizard?"

Vs Azog
Boromir: "You're supposed to be dead!"

Azog: "Perhaps we are both dead!"

Boromir: "Then this would be hell!"

Vs Frodo
Boromir: "Seems you lost some weight."

Frodo: "This better be about my burden, Boromir!"

Boromir: "Does it look like I'm joking?"

Boromir: "The Ring-bearer himself overthrew a Ringwraith?"

Frodo: "Former Ring-bearer, and yes."

Boromir: "Show me how."

Vs Gandalf
Boromir: "Stand aside, wizard!"

Gandalf: "Why, may I ask?"

Boromir: "Gondor demands it!"

Vs Gimli
Boromir: "Long time, no see."

Gimli: "When did you get back!?"

Boromir: "Long story short, I'm here to set things right!"

Vs Legolas
Boromir: "The blond Elf."

Legolas: "The blond Gondorian."

Boromir: "Let's see who has more fun!"

Vs Merry
Boromir: "You're a Rider now, Meriadoc?"

Merry: "How do you know?"

Boromir: "Your bloodlust's starting to show."

Vs Pippin
Boromir: "What has my father been telling you?"

Pippin: "That you're it and Faramir's not."

Boromir: "So my own death has changed nothing..."

Vs Sam
Boromir: "Long time, no see."

Sam: "It should've stayed that way!"

Boromir: "Long story short, I'm here to set things right!"

Boromir: "I seek to earn back your trust." Sam: "We have some things to discuss first." Boromir: "Then let us clear the air, Samwise."

Vs himself
Frodo 1: "Must've had the Ring too long..."

Frodo 2: "That means you have failed in your Quest!"

Frodo 1: "Then this would be my atonement!"

Frodo 1: "Where's your Sam?"

Frodo 2: "I've sent him home."

Frodo 1: "Then you're a fool!"

Frodo 1: "The Ring has corrupted us both..."

Frodo 2: "The Ring was entrusted to me alone!"

Frodo 1: "Is that what I sound like?" / "You can keep your precious Ring, 'stinker'!"

Frodo 1: "Must've had the Ring too long..."

Frodo 2: "Last time I looked, I'm the real Frodo!"

Frodo 1: "Keep telling yourself that!"

Frodo 1: "Leave. Me. ALONE!!"

Frodo 2: "I cannot! I'm a part of you!"

Frodo 1: "Not anymore!"

Frodo 1: "Is that you, father?" Frodo 2: "I have come from another timeline." Frodo 1: "Did you fail to destroy the Ring, too?"

Vs Aragorn
Frodo: "Don't you dare..."

Aragorn: "The worst is yet to come..."

Frodo: "How about I knock you down instead!"

Frodo: "Consider having a word with the Elf and the Dwarf." Aragorn: "Are they counting up their kills again?" Frodo: "They could learn from your humility."

Vs Azog
Frodo: "Back from the dead, I see..."

Azog: "Now I am Azog reborn!"

Frodo: "I'll make sure to aim for your neck!"

Vs Boromir
Frodo: "Back from the dead, I see..."

Boromir: "Still suffering from your shoulder wound?"

Frodo: "Not anymore!"

Frodo: "The Ring has corrupted us both..."

Boromir: "You could say that again."

Frodo: "Doesn't mean I letting you off easy!"

Vs Elrond
Frodo: "You didn't tell me the Ring would cause a great deal of suffering!"

Elrond: "It would've altered your path!"

Frodo: "Somehow, that makes a lot of sense."

Vs Gandalf
Frodo: "You didn't tell me the Ring would cause a great deal of suffering!"

Gandalf: "Believe me, Frodo, it has pained me every day."

Frodo: "Doesn't mean I letting you off easy!"

Vs Gollum
Frodo: "You will not deceive me again!"

Gollum: "We thought we friends!"

Frodo: "Not anymore!"

Frodo: "I'm done playing nice, Smeagol!"

Gollum: "Now you're just another killer!"

Frodo: "You brought that out in me!"

Frodo: "I've pitied you once."

Gollum: "And now?"

Frodo: "I want revenge..."

Frodo: "Back from the dead, I see..."

Gollum: "Thank the Bright Master for that!"

Frodo: "I'll deal with him next!"

Vs Legolas
Frodo: "Remember when you and I were the first two to climb the fret?"

Legolas: "You had trouble keeping up, too!"

Frodo: "That's about to change today!"

Frodo: "Glorfindel."

Legolas: "My name is Legolas."

Frodo: "Why do I keep getting the two of you confused?"

Vs Merry
Frodo: "What prank have you cooked up this time?"

Merry: "It'll spoil if I tell you."

Frodo: "It better not be another game of tigging."

Frodo: "Last chance to go home."

Merry: "And miss out on all the fun?"

Frodo: "You're gonna wish for fun when I'm done with you."

Frodo: "What's our sparing record?" Merry: "We're tied. 3 to 3." Frodo: "So this is match point."

Vs Pippin
Frodo: "Last chance to go home."

Pippin: "Nah, think I'll take the chance anyway."

Frodo: "Don't say I didn't warn you."

Frodo: "Don't get ahead of yourself, Pippin!"

Pippin: "Likewise to you, Frodo!"

Frodo: "Let's see who breaks faster!"

Frodo: "How long have you been following me?"

Pippin: "Maybe I didn't want to feel left out?"

Frodo: "My current path is no less dangerous!"

Frodo: "Don't say it, Pippin."

Pippin: "One little mistake would cost us the whole world."

Frodo: "You've been hanging around Gandalf too long!"

Vs Sam
Frodo: "So it comes to this?"

Sam: "If it weren't for the Ring, we wouldn't even be here!"

Frodo: "Somehow, that makes a lot of sense."

Frodo: "Last chance to go home."

Sam: "Oh, now you're gonna get it!"

Frodo: "Guess I deserve that."

Frodo: "You've been quiet lately..."

Sam: "Let's just get this over with!"

Frodo: "At least let me fix what's bothering you!" / "Is that your new catchphrase?"

Frodo: "Feeling a bit...hot."

Sam: "In which way, Mr. Frodo?"

Frodo: "You're about to find out!."

Frodo: "So it comes to this?"

Sam: "I've had it with your abuse!"

Frodo: "Like Smeagol had it with yours?"

Vs Azog
Gandalf: "It's a pity you are now a pawn of Saruman!"

Azog: "The White Wizard is long dead, old fool!"

Gandalf: "Is that so?"

Vs Dwalin
Gandalf: "Balin's death was not of your making."

Dwalin: "I already know who's responsible, Gandalf!"

Gandalf: "Then you need to let go of your vengeance!"

Vs Gollum
Gandalf: "I've finally found you, Gollum."

Gollum: "If we eats you, we gain magic?"

Gandalf: "Enough 'magic' has corrupted you as is!"

Gandalf: "You were once a Stoor named Smeagol."

Gollum: "That name no longer has meaning to us!"

Gandalf: "It still should!"

Gandalf: "I've finally found you, Gollum."

Gollum: "And now?"

Gandalf: "You have much to answer!"

Vs Pippin
Gandalf: "The Fool of the Took!"

Pippin: "Say that again and lose your teeth!"

Gandalf: "You've looked into the Palantir too long!"

Vs himself
Gimli 1: "Father, is that you?"

Gimli 2: "I am not your father!"

Gimli 1: "Then I'll have those axes back, if you don't mind!"

Gimli 1: "Move aside, laddie!"

Gimli 2: "This must be that witch's doing!"

Gimli 1: "How dare you insult Lady Galadriel!"

Gimli 1: "Wearing my father's armory? You're asking for it!"

Gimli 2: "From you?"

Gimli 1: "To Durin, it is an offense!"

Gimli 1: "I could've been a Lord and a father!"

Gimli 2: "This is a dream where you're both, laddie."

Gimli 1: "Bet you're saying that about yourself!"

Vs Dwalin
Gimli: "Your brother's death has pained me, too, Dwalin."

Dwalin: "Spare me your appeals!"

Gimli: "Keep that up and you'll end up like Thorin!"

Vs Gandalf
Gimli: "Don't like your grumpy attitude!"

Gandalf: "You know I don't take insults lightly!"

Gimli: "I liked you better as the Grey Wizard!"

Vs Legolas
Gimli: "I could've been a Lord and a father!"

Legolas: "Too bad you missed that chance, Dwarf!"

Gimli: "Because I got stuck with you!"

Vs Sam
Gimli: "We're both loyal bodyguards, Samwise."

Sam: "And who are you loyal to, exactly?"

Gimli: "Who's the one about to become King?"

Vs himself
Legolas 1: "Who are you?"

Legolas 2: "I bring warning from the future!"

Legolas 1: "You will die here and now!" Legolas 1: "Have you slain Bolg as well?"

Legolas 2: "I do not recall ever fighting him!"

Legolas 1: "This fight will jog your memory!" Legolas 1: "Who are you?"

Legolas 2: "Legolas, Prince of the Woodland Realm!"

Legolas 1: "An imposter and a liar!" Legolas 1: "You again?"

Legolas 2: "You know why I'm here."

Legolas 1: "Then you already know your fate!"

Legolas 1: "You have my visage..."

Legolas 2: "...and your strength!"

Legolas 1: "That remains to be seen!"

Vs Aragorn
Legolas: "I can smell your stench..."

Aragorn: "At least I don't self-manicure obsessively."

Legolas: "Elf envy much?"

Legolas: "Estel..."

Aragorn: "That name means nothing to me now."

Legolas: "It is the name Lord Elrond gave you!"

Vs Azog
Legolas: "What will you do now that I've slain your spawn?"

Azog: "I will bring my master you and your father's heads!"

Legolas: "That remains to be seen!"

Legolas: "It is not possible. Thorin has killed you!"

Azog: "Now I am Azog reborn!"

Legolas: "Not for much longer!"

Vs Boromir
Legolas: "I would never trust you."

Boromir: "What about the Hobbits?"

Legolas: "They're the only reason you're still alive."

Vs Frodo
Legolas: "Carved yourself a bow, I see."

Frodo: "Maybe I don't want to be just a Ring-bearer anymore."

Legolas: "That makes sense." / "Elf envy much?"

Vs Gollum
Legolas: "You should not have escaped!"

Gollum: "We won't go back to your damp woods!"

Legolas: "I did not say I was taking you there!"

Vs Merry
Legolas: "Should've known you stole her knives..."

Merry: "You wait just a minute! Whose knives?"

Legolas: "Her name was Tauriel!"

Legolas: "Looking for your friend?"

Merry: "Like it's any of your business!"

Legolas: "Elf envy much?"

Legolas: "Weren't you more serious?"

Merry: "Weren't you more deadpan?"

Legolas: "That better not be an insult!"

Vs Pippin
Legolas: "You have a problem?"

Pippin: "You really need to converse more..."

Legolas: "And you really need to get your head together."

Legolas: "Ever been to Mirkwood?"

Pippin: "Why ask me?"

Legolas: "You love roaming in forests, do you not?"

Legolas: "Carved yourself a bow, I see."

Pippin: "Tooks are known to have taken up archery."

Legolas: "But are you as skilled as the rest of your kin?"

Vs Sam
Legolas: "Samwise Gamgee..."

Sam: "Here to give me another sea-longing lecture?"

Legolas: "More like an intervention."

Legolas: "Looking for your friend?"

Sam: "Why do you assume that?"

Legolas: "You cannot last a day without him!"

Vs himself
Merry 1: "It's like looking in a mirror!"

Merry 2: "And you are?"

Merry 1: "The real Meriadoc Brandybuck!"

Merry 1: "There can't be two of me!"

Merry 2: "Get used to it, chum!"

Merry 1: "Sorry, but one of us has to go!"

Merry 1: "You my twin brother?"

Merry 2: "In your dreams!"

Merry 1: "Well, no need to be rude about it!"

Merry 1: "Real funny..."

Merry 2: "You know what's funny? Your face!"

Merry 1: "You know you just insulted yourself, right?"

Merry 1: "I'm the true Master of Buckland!"

Merry 2: "Not while I'm still standing!"

Merry 1: "Perhaps I'll stand on your corpse!" / "That can easily be remedied!"

Vs Aragorn
Merry: "Long time no see, Strider!"

Aragorn: "You should know my true name!"

Merry: "It's just for old times sake!"

Merry: "Yelled at your friend, too, huh?"

Aragorn: "That was a long time ago."

Merry: "Oh, sure..."

Vs Boromir
Merry: "You seem a bit different today."

Boromir: "Maybe because the Ring's out of the way."

Merry: "Got me there."

Vs Elrond
Merry: "Should've known you were up to something..."

Elrond: "Men bring ruin to this world!"

Merry: "Well, no need to be rude about it!"

Vs Faramir
Merry: "Heard what you did to Frodo and Sam!"

Faramir: "I will not be judged for defending Gondor!"

Merry: "Well, no need to be rude about it!"

Vs Frodo
Merry: "Yelled at your friend, too, huh?"

Frodo: "Let's just say the Ring was involved."

Merry: "Fight first, then we'll apologize to them."

Merry: "Don't fall over and hurt yourself."

Frodo: "Oh, now you're asking for it!"

Merry: "I knew that would get your attention."

Merry: "Stop being so damned stubborn!"

Frodo: "The Ring was entrusted to me alone!"

Merry: "That doesn't mean you have to do it alone!"

Merry: "Let's see if you can still fight!"

Frodo: "Sting will hurt more than a barrow blade."

Merry: "Think that will scare an esquire of Rohan?"

Merry: "I know just about every secret of yours."

Frodo: "The question is can you keep them?"

Merry: "Closer than you keep to yourself, Frodo!"

Vs Gimli
Merry: "Don't fall over and hurt yourself."

Gimli: "My well-being is the least of your concern!"

Merry: "Oh, sure..."

Vs Gollum
Merry: "Heard you did to Frodo and Sam!"

Gollum: "I make thieves dead for touching my precious!"

Merry: "Then I'll tell Gandalf you're a lost cause!"

Merry: "Should've known you were up to something..."

Gollum: "I was just sneaking, precious!"

Merry: "Oh, sure..."

Vs Legolas
Merry: "The Elven show-off."

Legolas: "How many times have you worn that yellow vest?"

Merry: "Don't know if you noticed, but I keep it clean!"

Merry: "I get your bow if I win!"

Legolas: "You can have my old one."

Merry: "How's that new one doing for you, by the way?"

Vs Pippin
Merry: "Pippin! How are your sisters?"

Pippin: "You greet me by asking about my sisters?"

Merry: "From the only child, yours truly!"

Merry: "Pippin, I..."

Pippin: "I thought you never want to see me again!"

Merry: "Guess I deserve this..."

Merry: "Don't get careless, Pip!"

Pippin: "I can handle it, thanks."

Merry: "Oh, sure..."

Merry: "You remembered to eat your greens?"

Pippin: "What's the fun in being tall?"

Merry: "You're the first Hobbit to drink the Ent Draught!"

Merry: "Should've known you were up to something..."

Pippin: "Merry, what are you doing!?"

Merry: "Making you spill your secrets, Pippin!"

Vs Sam
Merry: "Stop it, Sam! Now!"

Sam: "Those would be my words!"

Merry: "How can you help Frodo if you can't help yourself?"

Merry: "Yelled at your friend, too, huh?"

Sam: "What do you think, Merry?"

Merry: "Fight first, then we'll apologize to them."

Merry: "Samwise, how I envy you!"

Sam: "Because I'm a better warrior than you?"

Merry: "Careful. Overconfidence won't save you!" / "Because you got to go with Frodo and I didn't!"

Merry: "Yelled at your friend, too, huh?"

Sam: "Don't you have your own problems to worry about?"

Merry: "Well, no need to be rude about it!"

Vs himself
Pippin 1: "This is going to be good!"

Pippin 2: "What? Pippin versus Pippin?"

Pippin 1: "Yeah. Who'd be a fool to pass this up?"

Pippin 1: "Uh, who are you?"

Pippin 2: "Who do you think?"

Pippin 1: "You know what? Let's skip the questioning!"

Pippin 1: "You don't look like Merry..."

Pippin 2: "I'm you, Fool of the Took!"

Pippin 1: "Been called that before, but not by you!"

Pippin 1: "Hello, good looking!"

Pippin 2: "Self-compliment! Lovely!"

Pippin 1: "Yeah, I know!"

Vs Aragorn
Pippin: "What's with you, anyway?"

Aragorn: "You're sometimes too difficult to heal."

Pippin: "Well, your dour look is not helping your case!"

Vs Azog
Pippin: "Move it or lose it."

Azog: "I never lose!"

Pippin: "You will today!"

Vs Boromir
Pippin: "Trying to steal the Ring then getting yourself killed? Were you mad?"

Boromir: "I've paid for all of it!"

Pippin: "I know. I saw the whole thing! The killing part anyway..."

Pippin: "Why didn't you tell us about your family?"

Boromir: "Exactly which part did I leave out?"

Pippin: "Does parental favoritism ring a bell?"

Vs Frodo
Pippin: "If it isn't the Ring-bearer!"

Frodo: "Will you please stop calling me that?"

Pippin: "Whatever you say, Mad Baggins II!"

Pippin: "If it isn't the Ring-bearer!"

Frodo: "Oh, now you're asking for it!"

Pippin: "From you? Please..."

Pippin: "You're going to get hurt!"

Frodo: "I've been hurt since the War!"

Pippin: "Doesn't mean you're stopping me!"

Pippin: "Is that sword all you got?"

Frodo: "Sting will hurt more than a barrow blade."

Pippin: "Ran straight into that one, didn't I?"

Pippin: "I'm a failure, too, you know."

Frodo: "We were both careless, Pippin."

Pippin: "Yeah, I know!"

Vs Gimli
Pippin: "I never had a chance to thank you."

Gimli: "Uh, for what?"

Pippin: "You don't remember getting me out from under a troll?"

Pippin: "What's with you, anyway?"

Gimli: "You didn't save me any salted pork!"

Pippin: "You were never there to ask!"

Vs Gollum
Pippin: "You must be that 'stinker' Sam mentioned!"

Gollum: "Fresh Hobbit meat! We taste!"

Pippin: "There will be no tasting, got it?"

Vs Legolas
Pippin: "You're going to get hurt!"

Legolas: "I can take the pain."

Pippin: "So smug! But for how long?"

Pippin: "How are you liking Fangorn?"

Legolas: "It's old, filled with memory and anger."

Pippin: "Don't forget slow!"

Vs Merry
Pippin: "You didn't have to go with me, you know."

Merry: "Somebody has to keep you on the reigns."

Pippin: "I'm not a tween anymore, Merry."

Pippin: "What's with you, anyway?"

Merry: "I just don't like what Saruman's Orcs did to you!"

Pippin: "Let it go already."

Pippin: "Where's your horse?"

Merry: "Didn't feel like riding Stybba today."

Pippin: "I brought mine."

Pippin: "Alright, let's settle this dispute."

Merry: "What dispute, Pippin?"

Pippin: "Don't play ignorant! You know what!"

Pippin: "Esquire of Rohan..."

Merry: "Versus a Knight of Gondor!"

Pippin: "Yeah. Who'd be a fool to pass this up?"

Vs himself
Sam 1: "Samwise the Brave?"

Sam 2: "Who wants to know?"

Sam 1: "Samwise the Strong!"

Sam 1: "You're Samwise as well?"

Sam 2: "Well, there can't be two Sams!"

Sam 1: "Right! One of us has to go home!"

Sam 1: "Did you steal the Ring from Mr. Frodo?"

Sam 2: "I had to! It was the only way!"

Sam 1: "This must be a bad dream..."

Sam 1: "Deep down, you hold resentment..."

Sam 2: "Mr. Frodo's change was the Ring's doing!"

Sam 1: "Then you're in denial, Samwise Gamgee!"

Sam 1: "It must be Cirith Ungol all over again..."

Sam 2: "That dreaded place? You serious?"

Sam 1: "I meant facing you again, dumb-nuts!"

Vs Azog
Sam: "Didn't you die!?!"

Azog: "Now I am Azog reborn!"

Sam: "Thorin should've aimed for you head!"

Vs Boromir
Sam: "Not nice what you did to Mr. Frodo!"

Boromir: "Now I'm atoning for it."

Sam: "Prove it!"

Sam: "Didn't you die!?!"

Boromir: "Perhaps the river saved me."

Sam: "Well, you're not getting off that easy!"

Sam: "It's Sean versus Sean..."

Boromir: "What are you mumbling about?"

Sam: "Forget I said anything!"

Sam: "Out of my way or you'll have it!"

Boromir: "Like I'd take orders from the Ring-bearer's servant!"

Sam: "That was the last straw!"

Vs Dwalin
Sam: "Didn't you die!?!"

Dwalin: "You mistake me for my brother."

Sam: "...My apologies."

Vs Elrond
Sam: "Can you make me my own Sting?"

Elrond: "It was forged in Gondolin!"

Sam: "But aren't you Elves master craftsmen?"

Sam: "I can't help but hate you right now."

Elrond: "Frodo's quest was a gamble worth taking."

Sam: "Now we're gambling with your life!"

Vs Frodo
Sam: "Who are you and what have you done with Frodo?"

Frodo: "Perhaps I killed him and took his place."

Sam: "You better be bluffing!"

Sam: "Wasn't nice of you to send me away."

Frodo: "Seven years and you're still mad about that?"

Sam: "We should've settled this long ago."

Sam: "Fair warning: this blade will hurt!"

Frodo: "Sting will hurt more than a barrow blade."

Sam: "Aren't we cocky!"

Sam: "You sure you wanna fight me?"

Frodo: "I'm not sick anymore, Sam!"

Sam: "Prove it!"

Vs Gandalf
Sam: "I can't help but hate you right now."

Gandalf: "Why, may I ask?"

Sam: "It's thanks to you Frodo became half-mad!"

Vs Gollum
Sam: "Among the living again, stinker?"

Gollum: "Be nice, fat Hobbit!"

Sam: "But Mr. Frodo isn't here to save you this time!"

Sam: "I can't help but hate you right now."

Gollum: "Still not forgiving precious for making you go away?"

Sam: "That was the last straw!"

Vs Legolas
Sam: "Caught you sneaking around!"

Legolas: "Nice to meet a fellow botanist."

Sam: "You mean gardener."

Sam: "Fair warning: this blade will hurt!"

Legolas: "I'm tougher than I look."

Sam: "Aren't we cocky!"

Vs Merry
Sam: "Learned anything in Rohan?"

Merry: "Other than caring for horses?"

Sam: "Or we could start with their love for blood!"

Sam: "You didn't save me any Ent Draught!"

Merry: "Somebody's green with envy!"

Sam: "Would you stop with the gardening jokes already?"

Sam: "I scared away a big spider!"

Merry: "I helped kill the Witch-king!"

Sam: "Well-played, little shanks!"

Sam: "Caught you sneaking around!"

Merry: "I was actually looking for you, Sam!"

Sam: "And here I am!"

Vs Pippin
Sam: "So you're the one who's been eating the strawberries..."

Pippin: "It was the best jam I ever had, too."

Sam: "Well, you're not getting off that easy!"

Sam: "Caught you sneaking around!"

Pippin: "There's no way around you, is there?"

Sam: "Only if you want your ribs broken!"

Sam: "If it isn't the foolish Took!"

Pippin: "Say that again and lose your teeth!"

Sam: "You better be bluffing!"

Sam: "And how long have you looked into Saruman's ball?"

Pippin: "Don't remind me, Sam!"

Sam: "You're lucky you didn't give away anything!"