Joke Game Ideas

Hey, everyone. This is an opportunity for you guys to post Game Ideas that you would like to leave for everyone to see, but not to be put on a page where no one will take it seriously. As you'd expect, I'll post my own part as an example

Mario Kart: The Simulator
Mario Kart is one of the most played games of all time, especially Mario Kart Wii because of its motion control that makes it feel like you're steering a kart. In Mario Kart: The Simulator, this gets taken to a whole new level. Now, you actually feel the turtle shell hitting you in the butt, and this time, you'll actually spin in circles when you slip on a banana peel, and, most of all, you get to feel the excrutiating pain and rage that comes with getting your rear end blown up by a Blue Shell. (Fun!)

Characters

 * You
 * Your Friend
 * Your Mom
 * Your Dad
 * Your Sibling
 * Your Grandparent
 * Your Cousin

How it works
How do you play this game, exactly? Easy. You still use the Wii Wheel, but this time, it comes attached to a helmet that's hooked to your brain to cause you to instantly react to happenings on the track. It doesn't look dorky one bit!

My Little Rock Pet: The Video Game
This Nintendo DS game allows the player to care for their very own rock, without all the mess of really having one!

The game begins by picking some stuff about your rock, like whether its sedimentary, or igneous, or metamorphic, or whatever. Then, you pick the color of your rock. You can make it gray, or brown,... or tan,... or any color that might possibly occur in nature!

Next, you just keep looking at your rock, and write down things about it. How round or bumpy or cracked it is, how it's so hard and ccrud, and then once you observe 10 things, you level up and can start to polish your rock to make it extra shiny! Even a gray, dull rock can be polished like a darn old leather shoe!

Next, you can decorate your rock with neat accessories like google eyes, or acrylic paint, or felt, and then you can put it on a shelf somewhere in your house for older family members to admire!

The fun never stops with My Little Rock Pet: The Video Game! Well, actually, I guess it does, eventually. But get it. GET it.

General Kurt's Chibini Massacre
That's right! The first first-person shooter in the Epic Saga series (NOT). You play as General Kurt, armed with a battleaxe, a pistol, a sniper rifle, a machine gun, a shotgun, a knife, a chainsaw, and a hella lot of nukes! His goal is to eliminate as many Chibinis as possible with said weapons. You can bet there is going to be a LOT of gore in this game.

Mario Chess
Who said Mario couldn't play anything, right? Mario Chess allows you to choose from the main 12 Mario characters and play each other in a chess match. Imagine the look on Bowser's face when Mario tells him "Check-a-mate!"

Extreme Benchwarming
This one of a kind sports game gives you the chance to experience the lesser known portions of your favorite sports games. Take minutes in the penalty box, grab Gatorade for the other players, and sit on the bench for as long as you can! For those who like something different in their games, this one is sure to please!

The Walking Game
First you find a Mii character you would like to use as you. The you click WALK. Then you put the Wii Remote in your pocket and start walking down a long dark tunnel with no scenic things or other people. Then you keep walking. Then you walk some more. Then you can keep on walking. The game has no checkpoints. Please buy this game. It was voted worst game of the year.