Artistic Forces/Guardsman (Toon Federation)

"Guardsman suited up!"

- Guardsman The Guardsman is a tier 1 assault infantry unit of the Toon Federation. He will be voiced by Tom Kenny.

Background
TBA

Appearance
TBA

Strategy
TBA

Trained

 * "Guardsman suited up!"
 * "Shotguns locked and loaded!"
 * "Lets go hunting!"

Selected

 * "What needs guarding?"
 * "Shells loaded, just give me a target!"
 * "I’m ready!"

Moving

 * "Heading over."
 * "Sweeping area!"
 * (whistles)

Attacking

 * "Chew on this!"
 * "Eat lead!"
 * "Kaboom!"
 * "Kapow!"
 * "Meet my friend Buck!"

Garrisoning building

 * "Taking cover!"
 * "Securing beachhead!"
 * "Going in!"
 * ”(singing) Indoors, iiiiindoooors.”

Clearing garrisoned building

 * "Breaching!"
 * "Charge and clear!"
 * "Shoot anyone that’s inside!"

Move to attack

 * "Lets do this!"
 * "Say hello to buckshot!"
 * "Sweeping the streets!"
 * ”Boom! Boom! BOOM!”
 * ”Say hello to my little friend!”

Retreating

 * "Retreat!"
 * "Run away!"
 * "Advance in the other direction!"

Kill

 * "Chew on that!"
 * (laughs)
 * "Wahoo!"
 * "Kablam!"
 * "Ooh, that’s gotta hurt!"

Healed

 * "I feel like brand new!"
 * "Better then ever!"
 * "Thanks doc!"

Trench Charge

 * ”AAAAAAH!”
 * ”CHARRRRGE!”
 * ”YAAAAAAH!”
 * ”OUTTA MY WAY!”
 * ”GET OUT IF YOU WANNA LIVE!”
 * ”AFFIX BAYONETS!”
 * ”OVER THE TOP BOYS!”
 * ”BOOOOOO-YAH!”
 * ”COWABUNGA!”
 * ”BANZAI!”
 * ”GERONIMO!”
 * ”LEEROY JENKINS!”
 * ”Come on you bastards! Do you wanna live forever?”
 * (blows trench whistle)

On death

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 * *Groan*
 * *Groan*
 * *Groan*
 * *Groan*
 * *Groan*
 * *Groan*
 * *Yell*
 * *Yell*
 * *Yell*
 * *Yell*
 * *Yell*
 * *Yell*

Repeatedly selected

 * "All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this?"
 * "This... is my BOOMSTICK!"
 * "It's a twelve gauge Winchester pump-action shotgun, S-Mart's top-of-the-line."
 * "You can find this in the sporting goods department."
 * "That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger."
 * "That's right. Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart. YA GOT THAT!"
 * "Alright pinhead, your time is up."
 * "I’m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I’m all out of gum."
 * "Kick ass, take names."
 * "Kick names, take ass."
 * ”Have you finished those errands yet?”
 * ”A one, a two, a skiddly diddly doo.”
 * ”We’ve been smeckledorfed!”
 * ”Shotgun surgeon.”
 * ”Wanna see me run up to that mountain and back? Wanna see me do it again?”
 * ”Is living inside a fruit unhealthy?”
 * ”I’ll have you know that when I stubbed my toe while tending to my garden I only cried for twenty minutes.”
 * ”I will now assault your mind with subliminal messages.”
 * ”I have lots of friends. Like penny, chip, and used napkin.”
 * (plays a flute)