Gretchen Hasselhoff

Gretchen Hasselhoff is one of the characters in the Backyard Sports series.

Statistics

 * -|Athletics=


 * -|Baseball=

If you need a defensive stopper for your team, look no further than Gretchen. She's got the quickness and defensive prowess to get some steals and really stick to her opponent. And her parents are happy she has an outlet for her hyperactivity.
 * -|Basketball=

Inside Shooting - 4

Outside Shooting - 3

Ball-Handling - 2

Defense - 9

Quickness - 6


 * -|Diving=

If Gretchen could run as fast as she talks she'd break the sound barrier. As it is, she's still one of the best players in the league.
 * -|Football=

Passing - 5

Catching - 5

Running - 8

Blocking/Tackle - 6

Kicking - 4


 * -|Gymnastics=

Gretchen talks fast. Too bad she doesn't skate that way. Or have any other redeeming hockey skills. But bless her heart for trying.
 * -|Hockey=

Shooting - 5

Passing - 5

Skating - 4

Defending - 5

Goalkeeping - 4


 * -|Rowing=


 * -|Rugby Sevens=


 * -|Soccer=

Gretchen is a fastest swimmer. She's also one of the speediest of the league. Also, she always talks as fast as she swims.
 * -|Swimming=

Stamina - 9

Left Arm Swim - 9

Right Arm Swim - 9

Breathing - 9

Speed - 9


 * -|Tennis=


 * -|Volleyball=

Quotes

 * Hithere.MynameisGretchenHasselhoff,spelledHASSELHOFF,justlikeitsounds,right? (Hi there. My name is Gretchen Hasselhoff, spelled H-A-S-S-E-L-H-O-F-F, just like it sounds, right?)

Backyard Baseball

 * Hmm. Cool.
 * Hmm! Sorry.
 * Ohshoot! (Oh shoot!)
 * Ohyeah. Thatwasastrikeout.
 * Okayokayokay!
 * I'mgonnasmackthisoneouttasight. (I'm gonna smack this one outta sight.)

Backyard Basketball

 * Ohhmanwouldn'titbeawesomeifthebasketballwasmadeoutofcandyohmanIwouldtotallyeatthewholethingimusteatsomecandycauseitmakesmehyperbutitotalllywouldn'tcarecauseifieatthewholethingmyheadwouldexplodeorsomething! (Ohh, man. Wouldn't it be awesome if the basketball was made out of candy, oh man. I would totally eat the whole thing. I must eat some candy cause it makes me hyper. But I totallly wouldn't care cause if I eat the whole thing my head would explode or something!)

Backyard Football

 * DidyouknowthatMariaandIliketoplayfootballtogether? (Did you know that Maria and I like to play football together?)
 * Hiumm...ImGretchen.Youknowwhat?MylastnamesHasselhoffandthatsthenameofthatKnightRiderguyhmm... prettycoolhuh? AfterhedidKnightRiderhmmhemadeabunchofrecordsinGermanyandthenhecamebackandwhenhedidhesawBaywatchhmmandican'twatchBaywatchit'sagrownupshowDadwatchesithmm... youknowwhy? Hmm...he'sgrownup! Hmm! (Hi umm... I'm Gretchen. You know what? My last name's Hasselhoff and that's the name of that Knight Rider guy, hmm... pretty cool, huh? After he did Knight Rider, hmm, he made a bunch of records in Germany and then he came back and when he did, he saw Baywatch, hmm and I can't watch Baywatch, it's a grownup show, Dad watches it, hmm... you know why? Hmm... he's grownup! Hmm!)
 * Hiya,it'smeGretchenandIliketoplayfootball. (Hiya, it's me, Gretchen, and I like to play football.)

Backyard Football 2004

 * Hi,myname'sGretchenandiliketoplaysportsandi'mgoodatmostofthemexceptgolf'causegolfclubsaretoobigformeandwhenitrytohittheballthegolfclubgoesZOOMoutofmyhandssometimesandhitsatreegoesintothewater. Hehehe. (Hi, my name's Gretchen and I like to play sports and I'm good at most of them except golf 'cause golf clubs are too big for me and when I try to hit the ball, the golf club goes ZOOM, out of my hands sometimes and hits a tree, goes into the water. Hehehe.)

Backyard Soccer

 * Igotthisguy! (I got this guy!)
 * Neat!
 * OKthere.Watchoutgoaliebecausei'mgonnakickitsohardandbreakyourarmsoff!Hmm! (OK there. Watch out goalie, because I'm gonna kick it so hard and break your arms off! Hmm!)
 * Soccer'sreallygoodbecauseyougetokickkickkickkick! (Soccer's really good because you get to kick, kick, kick, kick!)
 * Thatonewentreallyinandstuff. Reallycool! Soccerisexcellent. (That one went really in and stuff. Really cool! Soccer is excellent.)
 * UmhimynameisGretchen. Ohyeah. GretchenHasselhoff. Ilikeplayingsoccerbecausewellsoccerisreallyfunandyourunaroundrunaroundandkickingkicking. (Um, hi, my name is Gretchen. Oh yeah. Gretchen Hasselhoff. I like playing soccer because well, soccer is really fun and you run around run around and kicking kicking.)
 * Watchthis! (Watch this!)
 * Whoohoo!

Backyard Swimming

 * DoyouknowDavidHasselhoff? He'smyfavoritecelebrity. He'sknownforBaywatchandKnightRider. Andsometimes,iwishicouldbeinBaywatchsoicouldsavepeople. (Do you know David Hasselhoff? He's my favorite celebrity. He's known for Baywatch and Knight Rider. And sometimes, I wish I could be in Baywatch so I could save people.)
 * Myfavoriteswimstrokeisthebreaststroke. Idoitallthetime. (My favorite swim stroke is the breaststroke. I do it all the time.)
 * Youshouldpickmebecauseicanswimperfect. (You should pick me because I can swim perfect.)