Artistic Forces/I Haven't Seen Gvidanto

"I Haven't Seen Gvidanto" is the canteen song for the British theatre during Third World War one of the main events in Artistic Forces.

Lyrics
Oh, I haven't seen Gvidanto for a hell of a time I haven't seen Gvidanto for a hell of a time I went to Germany, to see what he was doing When we got there the freaking place was ruined

Oh, I haven't seen Gvidanto for a hell of a time He must have been buggered by a mine But if he's the leader of the Imperio Screw him, he's no cousin of mine

He's no cousin of mine, no cousin of mine I've got cousins of every kind England, Scotland, Ireland, Wales Europe, Russia and the Middle East

Africa, America and Canada All along the line But if he's the leader of the Imperio Screw him, he's no cousin of mine

Trivia

 * The lyrics of this song is based on "I Haven't Seen Old Hitler", a British WWII canteen song performed by Sods' Opera.