Epic Saga: Those Who Fight/Script Part Seven

Jared: I suggest only a small bit of us go down there. That way if we fail we'll have more backup.

Beecanoe: It seems like a decent plan. Might I ask who should go down there?

Jared: I, for one.

Genius Guy: I suggest it be the Warriors of Apocalypse that go down there first. But Turbo, Petey, Dark Guy, and I need to run the ship up here and operate communications.

Jared: Beecanoe, E.T.G., and Sephira. You're coming with me.

Beecanoe: Sure, bring her. That rack could be useful in shielding us from fire.

{Beecanoe gets slapped clean across the face.}

E.T.G.: You really did deserve that, but that was still and awesome burn.

Beecanoe: {rubbing his cheek} Thanks, it's why I said it.

Jared: Drop altitude, Genius Guy!

Genius Guy: Dropping altitude!

{The ship flies lower and lower until the ship brushes the ground.}

Jared: Alright, we're going to jump out through the bottom. Landing is far too risky.

Beecanoe: Ladies first.

Sephira: Whatever.

{Sephira jumps off the ship first, followed by E.T.G., then Beecanoe, and finally Jared. The ship flies away, and Genius Guy and the rest of the WoA wave them off. The four set off on their trek across the Planet of the Dead.}

Sephira: This place is really creepy.

{Sephira turns to look at Beecanoe.}

Sephira: But then I realize there are worse things to look at, and this place doesn't seem so bad.

Beecanoe: Aw, you're just saying that.

Jared: Quiet, you two! I see some guards over there. We need to take them down. They're probably General Kurt's men.

E.T.G.: What're we waiting for? Let's take them down!

{The first actual level in the game begins in which you play as the team of four and fight General Kurt's men.}