User:Bkiddyman



Real Name: Beecanoe (Dry Bones have odd names. That's why everyone just calls every one Dry Bones.

Age: 14

Birthday: October 12, 1996

About Dry Bowser
Contrary to popular belief, the Dry Bowser in New Super Mario Bros. is a different Dry Bowser than the one in Mario Kart Wii and Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games. The one in New Super Mario Bros. was Bowser after his skin got burned off. This one is a reincarnation of Bowser from that form. He works alongside Bowser in terrorizing the Mushroom Kingdom.

Story
Beecanoe was once a Koopa Troopa for Bowser's army, but in a fatal accident when Mario attacked him, Beec fell into the lava near his post. He became a Dry Bones, who was assigned to become a minor grunt in Dry Bowser's half of the Koopa Troop. Beec looked upon his sad, shambling piles of bones that had once been Koopas just like him, but met their demise from the murderous obese plumber. Beec filled with so much hate that his eyes turned permanently red. He set off on a quest to take part in his new hobby, hero hunting. He began with going to La Mulana and murdering Lemeza and stealing his hat, just to start small. It turned out that the more evil he did, the more scraggly and terrifying he became. So he found out after he murdered long forgotten heroes such as Kooper, Toadiko, and eventually he even killed Alex Kidd himself. Upon his return, Dry Bowser did not chastise Beecanoe for leaving the castle, but congratulated him on his success of killed heroes. He greatly promoted him to be his most trusted servant. Thus is how he is here today the way he is.

In Epic Saga
A powerful being entitled "Overlord Apocalypse" offers to side with Bowser and Dry Bowser in a war against all heroes. Both accept, and a deadly alliance is born. Overlord Apocalypse discovers a hindrance in his plan. Six heroes, Mario, Sonic, Megaman, Luigi, Shadow, and Zero, have been taking out many of Apocalypse's forces. Since Bowser, Apocalypse, and Dry Bowser have their own duties to attend to, they decide to send out six of their own mercenaries to dispatch the pests. Mr. Bones, being a high-ranked member of the Koopa Troop, volunteers himself. Dry Bowser's messenger, Dry Paratroopa, is sent with Mr. Bones. Bowser's secret weapon, Galactic Petey follows suit. Apocalypse knew this wouldn't be enough. They needed three more. Bowser turns to the Genius Guys, the most formidable group in the Koopa Troop. He randomly chooses a number. That number was number 445. The Genius Guy tagged with that number approaches and joins the team. Dry Bowser then turns to his servant, Beecanoe, and pushes him toward the group and says "Of course you're going. Hero hunting is your specialty isn't it?" Beecanoe nodds and then says, "What about the sixth?"

Just then, two Koopatrols appear with a cuffed individual. He resembled a firey golem. One Koopatrol states that this prisoner wanted an alliance with King Bowser, because he had the same objective of destroying all heroes. Beecanoe rushes over and scolds the Koopatrols for cuffing the golem and uncuffs him. This strange creature made of rock is none other than Jared the Saurian, as he had told Beecanoe. For a start, Beecanoe tells him, is that he can join a new group of mercenaries. Jared accepts, and a team of six is formed.

Subpages

 * So far, just this one.

My Best Work

 * Mario Bros.:The Underground
 * Super Smash Bros. Finale
 * Epic Saga: The Video Game
 * Chibi-Fighters

Favorite Online Video Series

 * The Annoying Orange
 * Super Mario Bros. Z
 * Project: Game Over
 * Super Smash Bros. ST
 * Smashtasm
 * Sonic: Nazo Unleashed
 * Legend of the Shadow Star

Top 5 Favorite Genres

 * Fighting
 * Platformer
 * Adventure
 * Racing
 * Sports

Top 5 Favorite Series

 * Super Mario
 * Sonic the Hedgehog
 * Donkey Kong
 * Metroid
 * Kirby

Top 5 Favorite Wii Games (that I own)

 * Super Smash Bros. Brawl
 * Super Mario Galaxy
 * Donkey Kong Country Returns
 * Mario Strikers Charged
 * Super Mario Galaxy 2

Top 5 Favorite Nintendo DS Games (once again, that I own)

 * Super Scribblenauts
 * Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
 * Mario Kart DS
 * Super Mario 64 DS
 * Pokemon Platinum

Top 5 Favorite Gamecube Games

 * Super Smash Bros. Melee
 * Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
 * Shadow the Hedgehog
 * Sonic Heroes
 * LEGO Star Wars

Top 5 Favorite Gameboy Advance Games

 * Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2
 * Donkey Kong Country
 * Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
 * Mario Kart: Super Circuit
 * Nothing, I don't have 5.

Top 5 Favorite Nintendo 64 Games

 * Super Smash Bros.
 * Mario Kart 64
 * Mario Tennis
 * Paper Mario
 * None. These are all Virtual Console games. They already rank well because I wanted to download them.

Top 5 (main) Mario Games (now some of these I don't have)

 * Super Mario Galaxy
 * Super Mario Galaxy 2
 * Super Mario World
 * New Super Mario Bros.
 * New Super Mario Bros. Wii

Progress on the Epic Saga series
I plan on doing more work/cleaning up ES and ES:TAR. Once that happens, count on a third and final Epic Saga game. With the first ES introducing Apocalypse and the second introducing Penumbra, the third villain will have a blood relationship to the other two overlords, but not by brotherhood. He will be the most powerful villain the heroes have ever faced.

As for the storyline of the second Epic Saga, I have some amazing ideas that I think Ouroburos and Geniusguy will find to be pretty good.

Top 25 Favorite Video Game Characters

 * 1) Dry Bowser - Mario Series
 * 2) Shadow the Hedgehog - Sonic Series
 * 3) Bowser - Mario Series
 * 4) Yoshi - Mario Series
 * 5) Pelipper - Pokemon Series
 * 6) Dark Metaknight - Kirby Series
 * 7) Megaknight - Kirby Series
 * 8) Chaos - Sonic Series
 * 9) Petey Pirahna - Mario Series
 * 10) Wolf O'Donnel - StarFox Series
 * 11) Rotom - Pokemon Series
 * 12) Master Chief - Halo Series
 * 13) King Boo - Mario Series
 * 14) Mewtwo - Pokemon Series
 * 15) Lucario - Pokemon Series
 * 16) Zero - Megaman Zero and Megaman X Series
 * 17) Shadow Mario - Mario Series
 * 18) Donkey Kong - Donkey Kong Series
 * 19) Metal Sonic - Sonic Series
 * 20) Ridley - Metroid Series
 * 21) Groudon - Pokemon Series
 * 22) Espio - Sonic Series
 * 23) Lugia - Pokemon Series
 * 24) Mario - Mario Series
 * 25) Kirby - Kirby Series

Top 25 Favorite Characters from other stuff

 * 1) Mata Nui - Bionicle
 * 2) General Grievous - Star Wars
 * 3) Freeza - Dragonball Z
 * 4) Darth Vader - Star Wars
 * 5) Milhouse van Houten - The Simpsons
 * 6) Malum - Bionicle
 * 7) Optimus Prime - Transformers
 * 8) Homer Simpson - The Simpsons
 * 9) Vegeta - Dragonball Z
 * 10) Patrick - Spongebob (I still think he's hilarious even though I don't watch the show anymore)
 * 11) Sasuke - Naruto
 * 12) Corroder - Hero Factory
 * 13) Naruto - Naruto
 * 14) Ralph Wiggums - The Simpsons
 * 15) Aragorn - The Lord of The Rings
 * 16) Stewie Griffin - Family Guy
 * 17) Cartman - South Park
 * 18) Wall-e - Wall-e
 * 19) Rowley - Diary of a Wimpy Kid
 * 20) Megatron - Transformers
 * 21) Nelson - The Simpsons
 * 22) Tai Lung - Kung Fu Panda
 * 23) Goku - Dragonball Z
 * 24) Butters - South Park
 * 25) Tyson - Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Series I'd like to try

 * Megaman
 * Halo
 * The Legend of Zelda
 * Metroid
 * Kirby
 * StarFox
 * Metal Gear
 * Final Fantasy (replaced by Call of Duty/Modern Warfare)

Chuck Norris approved games
I highly reccomend the following Wii, DS, and Online games

Wii

 * Super Smash Bros. Brawl
 * Mario Kart Wii
 * Mario Strikers Charged
 * Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games
 * Metroid: Other M
 * Super Smash Bros. (Virtual Console)

DS

 * Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
 * Mario Kart DS

Online Games

 * Super Smash Flash
 * Super Smash Flash 2
 * Super Mario Bros. Crossover
 * Stick War
 * Prince of War
 * Commando Assault
 * Interactive Buddy
 * Mario Combat

Role in Epic Saga
Beecanoe is the default member of the movement against the Mario Bros. He recruited five other allies (Jared the Saurian, Genius Guy, Galactic Petey, Mr. Bones, and Dry Paratroopa. Out of the team, he has the deepest hatred for Mario, as he had turned him into what he is from a Koopa Troopa. He'd also killed his greatest friend of all, Marrow. Beecanoe's sole mission is to destroy Mario for his master Dry Bowser. So he and his team set out to find the seven Chaos Emeralds, the eight Grand Stars, and the three pieces of the Triforce to hopefully gain enough power to finally stop him.

Quotes
"Treason to Dry Bowser is saintly compared to what Mario has done to us."-when reassuring Mr. Bones when he is feeling guilty of his betrayl of Dry Bowser.

"Petey Pirahna is a weakling. You truly have the prowess to defeat Yoshi!"-when giving Galactic Petey a pep talk before he fights Yoshi.

"Bah! Mudkipz. I do not leik them."-when Beecanoe's team comes across a Mudkip habitat.

"Silly?! You call this hat silly?! This hat belonged to Lemeza, the great Explorer of which I murdered!"-retaliating from an insult from Dry Paratroopa about his hat.

"Better luck next time! That's right! There won't be a next time! Muahahahaha!"-after winning a battle

"I would go suicidal. If I wasn't already dead."- after a defeat

"Ha!"- getting a hit

"Blast it!"- getting a miss

"If this keeps up, I wont need the Emeralds, Stars, or Triangles"- level up

"Ultimate Life Form! Ha! That's subject to change!"- Before fighting Shadow

"A magical puppet that shoots watermelon seeds out of his palms? What has this world come to?"- prior to fighting Geno

"I pledge my great allegiance... Prince Freiza."- when trying to earn the alliance of Freiza.

"New York? What's so new about it?"- when discovering where he was after being sucked into this world.

"Lord Apocalypse? It's an honor!"-when meeting the true villain, Apocalypse

"Dry Magikoopas, attack!"-when attaining command over Dry Bowser's new minions to fight against Mario. (in the plumber's own mode.)

Favorite Artists

 * Foo Fighters - For: The Pretender, All My Life, Learn to Fly, Long Road to Ruin, Monkey Wrench


 * AC/DC - For: Thunderstruck, Hell's Bells, Highway to Hell


 * The Beatles - For: A Hard Day's Night, Come Together, Here Comes the Sun


 * B.o.B - For: Magic


 * Bon Jovi - For: It's My Life


 * Breaking Benjamin - For: Blow me Away, Diary of Jane, I Will Not Bow


 * Chip-Man & The Buckwheat Boys - For: Peanut Butter Jelly Time


 * Dragonforce - For: Through the Fire and Flames


 * Hans Zimmer/Klaus Badelt - For: He's a Pirate, The Kraken


 * KISS - For: Rock and Roll all Nite


 * Kansas - For: Carry on My Wayward Son


 * Marty O'Donnell & Michael Salvatori - For: Halo Main Theme


 * Metalica - For: Master of Puppets, Wherever I May Roll


 * O-Zone - For: Dragonstea Din Tei


 * Ozzy Osbourne - For: Iron Man


 * Queen - For: Bohemian Rhapsody, Another One Bites the Dust, We are the Champions, We Will Rock You


 * Rick James - For: Super Freak


 * Scatman John - For: Scatman


 * Survivor - For: Eye of the Tiger


 * Weezer - For: Pork and Beans, Beverly Hills


 * "Wierd Al" Yankovic - For: Amish Paradise, Fat, Eat It, Like a Surgeon, The Night Santa Went Crazy, White & Nerdy


 * ZZ Top - For: La Grange, Sharp Dressed Man, Cheap Sunglasses


 * Fort Minor - For: Remember the Name


 * Eminem - For: Not Afraid, Love the Way you Lie (his part)


 * Spose - For: I'm Awesome


 * Sonic Music - Open Your Heart, Live & Learn, What I'm Made Of, I Am...All of Me, His World, Seven Rings in Hand, Sonic Boom, Super Sonic Racing, Knight of the Wind


 * Twisted Sister - For: I Wanna Rock


 * boxkar - For: daydreaming, wishing to stay


 * Van Halen - For: Panama


 * Linkin Park - For: What I've Done, In the End