Dark Deception: Unchecked Limitations/Achievements

Monkey Business

 * Apes Together, Strong! - Achieve the status of a certified banana whisperer by snagging an S Rank in Monkey Business's Hard difficulty. After all, who knew monkeys had such high standards?
 * Primate Power- Ascend to the pinnacle of simian servitude with an S Rank in Monkey Business's Infernal difficulty. You're the bellhop of hell now, with a side order of monkey madness.
 * Simian Emperor - Secure an S Rank in Monkey Business's Lunatic difficulty and join the exclusive club of those who've survived the simian psycho circus. We'll send your thank-you card, along with a straight jacket, posthaste.
 * Under Construction - Have a riveting time by casually interacting with the forklift chilling in the underground garage. Remember, safety third!
 * Slippery Slopes - Walk the banana peels tightrope and beat Monkey Business without busting your behind. It's a game of life and death on the world's most treacherous fruit salad.
 * Furious George - Live to tell the tale of being ambushed by the Malignant Monkeys in the hallways. They must've missed the memo about "indoor voices."
 * Monkey Paw - Beating Monkey Business without dying once is quite an accomplishment. We bet you have a monkey's paw in your pocket, granting you extra lives or something. It's the only explanation.
 * See No Evil, Speak No Evil - Snatch two reveal shards in a row, proving that you're the king of picking up shiny things, which are probably cursed or radioactive. Keep up the good work, geiger monkey!
 * Knock, Knock, Who's There? - Gain entry to the room with a Murder Monkey sneakily lurking behind the door. Who knew that monkeys could be such pranksters? Next time, it could be a pie in the face!
 * Skill Issue - Embrace your inner noob and meet your demise 5 times in Monkey Business. Hey, even the best of us have an off day (or five).
 * Finders Keepers - Channel your inner kleptomaniac and snatch all the secret files in Monkey Business. Because who needs privacy when you're surrounded by monkeys, right?
 * Peppino Spaghetti - Put on your best ninja moves and escape the Chef Monkeys in under three minutes. After all, no one wants to be served as the main course at the monkey pizzeria!
 * Team Godzilla - Take on the monstrous menace known as Killer Kong. Show that oversized ape who's boss, or at least who's the slightly smaller and less destructive boss.

Elementary Evil

 * Top of the Class - Ascend to the ranks of the deviously gifted by snagging an S Rank in Elementary Evil's Hard difficulty. Because surviving school was never meant to be a cakewalk, right?
 * School President - Seize the throne of academic terror with an S Rank in Elementary Evil's Infernal difficulty. You're the commander-in-chief of chaos now, ruling over a kingdom of menacing multiplication tables.
 * Mr. Principal - Secure an S Rank in Elementary Evil's Lunatic difficulty and become the overlord of education gone berserk. Your office now comes with its own moat of molten crayons.
 * Road Trip of Doom - Embark on a journey to the conference room on the second floor, because what screams "educational adventure" more than a field trip to ancient curses?
 * Who Ya Gonna Call? - Traverse to Agatha's spooky schoolhouse without succumbing to her shadowy illusions. Remember, courage is just fear holding its breath!
 * Basics in Behavior - Release all the remaining Alphabet Letters into the school, because what's education without a touch of anarchy and a sprinkle of consonants?
 * Not Fooling Around - Conquer Zone 2 without stumbling into any of those devious fake portals. Remember, walking briskly is the new running, and style points are awarded for terrified elegance.
 * You're a Mean One... - Let Agatha's shadowy illusions give you a jolt of adrenaline once, just to remind you that fear is the best study buddy.
 * Toilet Head Syndrome - Discover the delightful surprise of a human head popping out of a toilet. Because nothing says "unforgettable bathroom experience" like a macabre game of peekaboo.
 * Playground Peril - Engage in a friendly soccer minigame with the one and only Boston. Who knew the undead had such a killer penalty kick?
 * Jumbo Joshed - Multitask like a pro by stunning Agatha and unveiling her whereabouts in one fell swoop. It's like catching a ghost while juggling flaming chainsaws—impressive!
 * Introverted - Show Agatha's so-called friends who's boss by giving them a stern talking-to, followed by a well-deserved expulsion from the mortal coil.
 * Class Dismissed - Make a hasty exit from Agatha's room, leaving behind nothing but chaos and a lingering scent of erasers and existential dread. Because surviving school shouldn't be this hard, right?

Deadly Decadence

 * Lord of the Manor - Elevate yourself to the elite ranks of the Grim Gentrification Society with an S Rank in Deadly Decadence's Hard difficulty. Because what's a little danger when you're the proud owner of chaos?
 * Platinum Trophy - Score an S Rank in Deadly Decadence's Infernal difficulty and prove that you're not just playing with fire; you're setting your achievements ablaze. The devil himself is taking notes!
 * Jackpot - Hit the jackpot of insanity by conquering Deadly Decadence's Lunatic difficulty. It's like winning a game of roulette where your life savings are on the line!
 * Envious Thief - Embark on a treasure hunt and snatch all six hidden flowers in Deadly Decadence.
 * Compassionate - Prove your sympathy for the underprivileged by graciously allowing a Bronze Loser to end your existence. It's not suicide; it's a charitable donation to the afterlife fund.
 * VIP Lounge - Unearth the secret meeting room of the statues, where you'll discover that even inanimate objects have their own sinister social circles. Who knew stone cold could be so exclusive?
 * Bastille Breakout - Liberate the imprisoned Murder Monkeys from the underground dungeon. Because nothing says "good Samaritan" like setting homicidal simians free, right?
 * Lights Out - Play hide and seek with the LED lights in the hedge maze. It's like a rave party, but with more danger and less dancing.
 * Artful Dodger - Dance your way around the Gold Watchers' axes like a true pro. Dodging death has never been so graceful, or so filled with sharp objects.
 * Fool's Gold - Take a dive into the pool of molten gold because nothing says "luxury" like a liquid metal bath. Just remember, gold isn't a great conductor—except of your searing pain.
 * Trap Master - Flex your survival skills by navigating Zone 2 without collecting any of the trap-disabling shards. Who needs safety nets when you're a pro at dodging doom?
 * Touche! - Show Platini your exceptional skills by defeating her without letting her get a single attack in. It's like a duel of wits, but with more deadly consequences.
 * An Axe to Grind - Make a clean getaway from the manor without becoming a permanent part of the Titan Watchers' trophy collection. Because nobody wants to be an art exhibit in a creepy mansion, right?

Stranger Sewers

 * Sanitation Worker - Secure an S Rank in Stranger Sewers under the Hard difficulty and become the unsung hero of underground waste management. Who knew dodging mutant ducks would be part of the job?
 * Plumbing Expert - Prove your worthiness by achieving an S Rank in Stranger Sewers' Infernal difficulty. Forget unclogging sinks or stomping on rabid turtles; you're now the certified plumber of the underworld. Who needs pipes and wrenches when you've got demonic drainage to deal with?
 * Ducky Governor - Attain an S Rank in Stranger Sewers' Lunatic difficulty, and earn the prestigious title of being the sewer governor, because governing sane people is way too mainstream.
 * Left Behind - Stumble upon a mysterious painting hidden inside an apartment building across the city landscape, where art is anything but mundane. Just remember, art can be a real drain on your sanity.
 * Duck Season - Join the party at the Dread Ducky dance bash, and discover what it's like to be the odd one out among a flock of funky fowl. Quacktastic!
 * OH SHIT! - Get up close and personal with Destruction Ducky every time you spot him in Zone 1. Because nothing says "smart move" like approaching a homicidal, sentient rubber duck.
 * Septic Tank - Achieve the noble feat of stunning five Dread Duckies with Destruction Ducky's primed grenade. It's all fun and games until the rubber duckies goes KABOOM!
 * Teenage Mutant Ninja Duckies - Prove your ninja skills by avoiding detection from the patrolling Alarm Duckies. Cowabunga, dude! Now you're the ninja master of duck-fu.
 * Hey Paisanos - Search for a familiar drainage pipe in the abandoned subway system and see if you can coax anything to come out of it. Sometimes, curiosity doesn't just kill the cat; it dissolves it with hydrochloric acid.
 * Fungus Among Us - Play gardener and try to prevent the Mushroom Men from spreading as few times as possible. Because a fungal apocalypse is only fun when you're not the main course.
 * Ugly Duckling - Perform the seemingly impossible feat of dodging a Dread Ducky's grab attack without ending up as a rubbery, quacky snack. Ugly ducklings unite!
 * Apex Predator - Prove you're at the top of the food chain by feeding an Anarchic Alligator with its preferred delicacies, including Dread Duckies, Mushroom Men, and Stinger Toads. Alligator-approved fine dining, now available in the sewer!
 * Oppenheimer - Discover a thermonuclear bomb just casually lying around the city. Because what's an urban adventure without a little light nuclear warfare, right?
 * Duck Duck Death - Engage in a thrilling showdown and defeat the sinister Destruction Ducky, because no one threatens your sanity and gets away with it. Quack down on that evil!
 * The Toxic Avenger - Take on the monumental challenge of defeating Juggernaut Ducky, proving once and for all that you're not a sitting duck in the face of danger. Time to quack some knuckles!

Crazy Carnevil

 * Coulrophobia - Unleash your inner fear of clowns and earn an S Rank in Crazy Carnevil's Hard difficulty. It's like therapy, but with more murderous jesters.
 * Acrobatic Showmanship - Ascend to the pinnacle of clownish glory by scoring an S Rank in Crazy Carnevil's Infernal difficulty, demonstrating that you're a true circus superstar, soaring through the skies while dodging demonic daredevils. Who needs the circus when you've got a nightmare carnival to conquer?
 * The Perfect Smile - Attain the epitome of creepy grins by achieving an S Rank in Crazy Carnevil's Lunatic difficulty and show off your killer grin, because who needs orthodontics when you have evil clowns to deal with?
 * Bread & Circuses - Stumble upon a hidden cage containing a napping Fallen Gladiator. It's like getting a backstage pass to the coliseum of chaos.
 * Slapstick Humor - Embrace the art of physical comedy by letting every trap and enemy in the Circus have their moment of glory in taking you down. It's like a grand performance, just with more pain.
 * Is This Rigged? - Procure the (totally real) ring piece from the Roulette Wheel game. The house always wins, and you're living proof of it.
 * DON'T WORRY, I'M PERFECTLY FINE! - Wear your multiple status effects like a badge of honor, showcasing that you're the true champion of pain and suffering. Who knew getting beat up could be so entertaining?
 * Fun & Games - Become the ultimate carnival enthusiast by indulging in all the carnival games in the fairgrounds area. Remember, it's all fun and games until you're devoured by a haunted cotton candy machine.
 * Stunt Performer - Successfully navigate Zone 3 without becoming a target for the Zombie Clowns' tomato-throwing extravaganza. Because nothing says "I'm too cool to be hit by tomatoes" like dodging clown produce.
 * Welcome to Digital Circus - Meet a familiar anxious jester girl and a rascally purple rabbit performer, because every circus needs a dose of anxiety and mischief, right? It's like a meet-and-greet with the cast of a children's nightmare show, only with far more weirdness.
 * Volunteers, Anyone? - Be the willing participant in all of the Ghost Magician's tricks, because nothing says "I trust you completely" like letting a ghost perform magic on you. Who knew being a volunteer could be so... haunting?
 * Joking Hazard - Indulge in a gaspingly good time by inhaling the laughing gas contraption in the labyrinth. Because who needs oxygen when you can have a good giggle instead?
 * Fortune Seeker - Seek enlightenment from a fortune-telling machine, because who needs therapy when you can get life advice from a mechanical soothsayer?
 * Can't Say Laughter Without Slaughter - Engage in a side-splitting showdown and defeat Chuckles the Clown, proving that you can't spell "laughter" without a little "slaughter." It's all fun and games until someone loses a life.
 * End of the Show - Deliver your final punchline by defeating the Beast Jokesters, bringing the curtain down on this carnivalesque nightmare. Because every show must come to an end, even one with killer clowns.

Torment Therapy

 * Pharma Pro - You've mastered the dark art of pharmaceuticals by earning an S Rank in Torment Therapy on Hard difficulty. Forget about bedside manners; you're all about dark remedies now.
 * Successful Surgery - Earning an S Rank in Torment Therapy on Infernal difficulty is like performing surgery in a burning building. Precision is your middle name, and chaos is your operating theater. It's almost like you have a PhD in pain and suffering.
 * World Without Infections - You've conquered Torment Therapy on Lunatic difficulty, bringing a whole new meaning to the term "sterile environment." Infectious diseases don't stand a chance against you.
 * Medical Intervention - You've delved into The Professor's research notes, unlocking the Experiment Extinction level. It's like you're a mad scientist, but with even better handwriting.
 * Nonadherent - The Reapers' pills may be tempting, but you've resisted their pharmaceutical charms. No pill-popping for you; you've got your own prescription for survival. Who needs pills when you have sheer determination and an iron will?
 * Shock Therapy - You've taken a seat on the electric chair, and it's electrifying to say the least. It's not every day you volunteer for a shocking experience. Zap zap!
 * Dental Consultation - Zone 3 is a breeze for you; you didn't even break a sweat. It's almost like you've got a dental plan for dodging danger. Your oral hygiene must be out of this world.
 * No Flossing Around - Harvester Dentists' toothpaste? Not for you. You've avoided their oral hygiene ambushes with the grace of a tooth fairy on a mission.
 * First, Do No Harm - You showed mercy to the Head Surgeon trapped in the decontamination chamber. It's almost like you have a Hippocratic oath for creepy surgeons. Also, why did he lock himself up in a decontamination chamber in the first place? Is he studio?
 * IT'S ALIVE! - You've performed some impromptu necromancy and brought a rotting corpse back from the graveyard. A true testament to your mercy amidst the madness. Who knew you had a talent for undead revival?
 * Free Healthcare for Everyone - You've unleashed the primal fear on all the Reaper Nurses at once. It's like you're a walking, talking nightmare dispenser, and everyone's invited to the party. Who needs band-aids when you can have mass hysteria?
 * Normal Pills 4 Dream - You swallowed a pill, embracing the power of the mind over matter. Who needs real medicine when you can just believe you're invincible?
 * Mr. Clean - The Bacteria in Zone 4 tried, but they couldn't touch you. You're practically a disinfectant ninja, leaving no germ unvanquished, with your immune system being the Avengers of bodily defenses.
 * Winners Don't Do Drugs - You've put a stop to the Pestilence Pharmacist's buffing spree. Clearly, you're the ultimate party pooper for pharmaceutical enthusiasts.
 * Hypochondriac - You've faced off against The Bacteria and emerged victorious. It's like a medical thriller, but with a much happier ending for you. Lysol and hand sanitizer are your weapons of choice!
 * Doctor-Assisted Homicide - The Head Surgeon's reign of terror has come to an end, thanks to your heroic efforts. The prognosis is grim for your enemies.

Mascot Mayhem

 * Creature Comforts - Congratulations, you've earned an S Rank in Mascot Mayhem on Hard difficulty, proving that wrangling a gang of deranged mascots can be a walk in the park. Just watch out for any lurking bear hugs.
 * One Week with Joy Joy Gang - Earning an S Rank in Mascot Mayhem on Infernal difficulty is like spending a week with a gang of manic mascots. They've shown you a week's worth of "joy" in mere minutes.
 * Furry Friendship - An S Rank in Mascot Mayhem on Lunatic difficulty means you've formed a bond with the mascots that's closer than family. Who needs real friends when you have these furry fiends?
 * Suck E. Cheese - Watching a reality show advertisement for 10 seconds is a feat worthy of an achievement. Unlocks the Sickening Show level, where you can enjoy even more gloriously twisted entertainment. It's like choosing to have nightmares voluntarily. Bravo!
 * Joy Division - You've uncovered the source of the maniacal music. It's like discovering the wizard behind the curtain, but with more animatronics and fewer emerald cities. Joy to the world, indeed.
 * Exotic Butters - Getting pounded by all of Karen's land mines in the Research & Department area is like a twisted game of Minesweeper, but with actual mines. Who needs a map when you can navigate through explosions?
 * No OSHA Compliance - Letting Jocelyn unleash all the Joy Joy Gang animatronics into the production factory is a one-way ticket to OSHA violation. Safety regulations? Clearly, they didn't get the memo.
 * WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?! - Playing a quirky arcade minigame is like taking a time machine to video game nostalgia. It's like a badge of honor for any true horror game enthusiast.
 * Controlled Shock - Incapacitating the Giggle Giggle Duo with your Nullification ability is like teaching clowns to sit still for a timeout. Laughter may be the best medicine, but for animatronics, it's their kryptonite.
 * The Good, the Bad, and the Lucky - Beating Speedy in his Wild West showdown without losing is like living out your spaghetti western dreams. You've got a quick draw, partner!
 * Rabbit in the Hat - Using Vanish to outsmart every Joy Joy Gang member is like pulling a rabbit out of a hat, only the rabbit is your survival and the hat is your extraordinary invisibility powers.
 * Literally 1984 - Triggering every camera in Mascot Mayhem is like making the Orwellian surveillance system work overtime, turning the game into a real-life horror show for the animatronics. The Big Brother would be jealous of your camera-wielding skills.
 * The Notorious P.I.G. - Devouring Hangry's notorious hot sauce ribs is like a culinary adventure in the world of absurdity. It's not about the heat; it's about the honor.
 * Tortoise and the Hare - Surviving Lucky's Speed Boost five times is like winning a race against a rocket-powered hare on caffeine. The moral of the story: sometimes, the tortoise should just hide in its shell.
 * Who’s Giggling Now? - The Giggle Giggle Duo may have had their fun, but you had the last laugh by defeating them. It's time for a new dynamic duo in town.
 * Crisis Averted - You've defeated Hamstrong, and it's official – the hamster apocalypse has been averted. Hamsters everywhere breathe a sigh of relief, or at least they would if they weren't animatronic.

Bearly Buried

 * Spelunker - Congratulations, you've unearthed the secrets of Bearly Buried with an S Rank on Hard difficulty. Who needs treasure when you've got achievements?
 * Blood & Honey - Earning an S Rank in Bearly Buried on Infernal difficulty means you've not only survived in the wilderness, but you've thrived amidst the chaotic wildlife. Bear Grylls would be proud.
 * Hunting Season - Your triumphant S Rank in Bearly Buried on Lunatic difficulty proves that it's not hunting season for you – it's the other way around. Move over, Elmer Fudd; there's a new hunter in town, and it's not rabbit season.
 * Conspiracy Terrorist - You've caught sight of Plutonians' flying UFO in the background, unlocking the Outerspace Obliteration level. It's like Mulder and Scully, but with less conspiracy and more extraterrestrial chaos.
 * Demoman - You've blown up a whopping 100 Trigger Teddies. Forget demolition experts; you're the Demoman's sidekick now, bringing explosive cuddles to teddy bears everywhere.
 * Night Vision - You completed Zone 1 in under 10 minutes, proving that speed and survival are your strong suits. You're the Usain Bolt of the nightmare realm, leaving monsters in your dust.
 * Don't Scare The Kids! - You resisted the urge to use Primal Fear on Trigger Teddies, sparing the teddy bears from a nightmare of their own. It's almost like you're the Mary Poppins of nightmare creatures, bringing a spoonful of sugar instead of fear.
 * Confident Caretaker - By avoiding the use of Telekinesis in Bearly Buried, you've proven that you can handle the bear necessities without any supernatural assistance. No psychic teddy bear tricks for you!
 * ROCK AND STONE! - You've rocked the cave's foundation by blowing it up in the last minute. Forget pickaxes; you've got dynamite and a one-track mind. Who needs geological stability when you can have a cave-in party?
 * Lamp Oil, Rope, Bombs - You've tossed 30 throwable bombs from the dispensers, proving that you're the MacGyver of wild cave expeditions. Morshu would be proud of your explosive enthusiasm.
 * Hardhat Required - Beating Bearly Buried without succumbing to falling stalactites means you're a true hardhat hero. Safety first, especially when the ceiling wants to crush you.
 * Unexpected Invitation - You faced the Destruction Ducky encounter once more during the chase sequence. It's like receiving an RSVP from your worst nightmares, and you're the honored guest.
 * Family Gathering - Surviving all the monsters from previous nightmares without a single death is like attending a family reunion where the dysfunction is dialed up to eleven. You're the undisputed drama queen.
 * Household Drama - Defeating Mama Bear and Auntie Bear simultaneously on Infernal difficulty is like mediating a family feud with explosions. Forget Jerry Springer; you're the ultimate mediator.
 * Glory to the Motherland! - Papa Bear's reign of terror has come to an end. You've earned the title of "Glory to the Motherland" for putting him in his place, and the bear hierarchy will never be the same.
 * Martial Artist - Auntie Bear may have been fierce, but you've shown her who's the ultimate martial artist in this chaotic family brawl. Wax on, wax off, and say goodbye to Auntie Bear.

Wreckage Warehouse

 * It's PAYDAY, Fellas! - Prove your knack for retail therapy by securing an S Rank in Wreckage Warehouse's Normal difficulty. Who knew shopping for destruction could be so rewarding?
 * Rage Against the Machine - Ascend to the pinnacle of workplace excellence with an S Rank in Wreckage Warehouse's Hard difficulty. Congratulations, now you're the top dog in a collapsing house of cards.
 * Technological Superiority - Crush it and earn an S Rank in Wreckage Warehouse's Infernal difficulty. You've officially declared yourself the reigning overlord of the scrapyard, leaving technology in the dust.
 * Warehouse Manager - Attain godlike status by achieving an S Rank in Wreckage Warehouse's Lunatic difficulty. You're the boss now, even if your employees are all homicidal robots.
 * Safety First - Prove your prowess by navigating Wreckage Warehouse without using your powers (except for the adrenaline-pumping escape sequence). Because who needs superpowers when you've got sheer determination and a penchant for danger?
 * Fragile Product - Witness the unintended consequences of brute force when a Lifter Leviathan smashes through a false wall. Talk about thinking outside the cardboard box!
 * Take a Break - Seek solace in the warehouse restrooms to evade the lumbering wrath of the Lifter Leviathans. It's the perfect spot for a bathroom break, a little hide-and-seek, and possibly a nervous breakdown.
 * Good for Nothing - Embrace your inner chaos agent and wreak havoc in the warehouse. After all, what good is a perfectly organized mess?
 * Compulsive Cleaner - Channel your inner OCD and diligently reorganize every single toppled cardboard box. It's like Tetris, but with more splinters and way less fun.
 * It's Not Working! - Attempt the shockingly ineffective tactic of stunning the indomitable Drixot-2000. It's like trying to stop a freight train with a feather duster.
 * Access Granted - Flex your hacking muscles and tap into the elusive computer terminal in the workshop area. Who knew that breaking and entering could be so digital?
 * Look, But Don't Touch - Take on the challenge of outsmarting Drixot-2000 without a single slip-up. Because sometimes, it's not about touching, it's about surviving the metallic mayhem.
 * Imitation Crab - Show off your resilience by taking on the Metallic Colossus and living to tell the tale. Just remember, even if you feel a bit shell-shocked, you're still a true survivor in the sea of scrap.

Feral Flora

 * Gardening Expert - Achieve the green-thumbed mastery of the Feral Floral's Normal Difficulty with an S rank. Your ability to deal with unruly flora is simply "blooming" amazing!
 * Horticulturist - Prove you're a true herbivore enthusiast by nabbing an S rank in Feral Floral's Hard Difficulty. It's like a buffet for the botanically inclined, and you're at the top of the food chain.
 * Reduce, Reuse, Recycle - Conquer Feral Floral's Infernal Difficulty with an S rank, showcasing your expertise in botanical pandemonium. Who needs to save the environment when you can just take over the garden?
 * Mother Nature - Dominate Feral Floral's Lunatic Difficulty with an S rank, cementing your status as the supreme ruler of the wild plant kingdom. It's like being the queen of thorns, only with more teeth.
 * Allergic to Pollen - Embrace your deadly allergies and let every member of Team Flower Power give you a taste of their own kind of flower power. Achoo! It's time to sneeze your way to victory.
 * Piranha's Pursuit - Showcase your watering skills by tending to all the plants in the greenhouse. Remember, a thirsty plant is a happy plant, and a happy plant is a terrifying carnivorous monstrosity.
 * Ent-ity - Have a heart-to-heart chat with the mysterious talking tree in the center of it all. Because when you're surrounded by killer plants, why not strike up a conversation with a tree?
 * Best Friends Forever! - Stumble upon Roseblood's graffiti about their "best friend." In a garden full of homicidal flowers, a graffiti tag is the truest form of friendship.
 * Accustomed to the Ecosystem - Prove you've adapted to the twisted ecosystem by surviving all the bizarre abilities of Team Flower Power. It's like an episode of "Survivor," only with more petals and thorns.
 * Hold Your Noses - Brave the stinky stench of the Stinkers, those pungent blossoms that can make even skunks jealous. Who needs fresh air when you can enjoy the aroma of rotting flora?
 * There's a Zombie on Your Lawn - Channel your inner musician and play a catchy tune on the greenhouse speakers, because zombies love a good jam session before munching on your brains.
 * CO2 Pollution - Earn the coveted "Dr. Zomboss Seal of Approval" by poisoning the greenhouse plants with good old-fashioned carbon dioxide. It's like pollution, but with a zesty zombie twist!
 * Photosynthetic - Showcase your speedy gardening skills by defeating Painbow in under 5 minutes. It's like a photosynthetic race against time, where the finish line is either victory or becoming plant food.

Melodramatic Museum

 * Historian - Ascend to the throne of history buffs by earning an S Rank in Melodramatic Museum's Normal Difficulty. You're basically a time traveler, minus the fancy DeLorean.
 * Artifact Lover - Secure an S Rank in Melodramatic Museum's Hard Difficulty, showing that your passion for relics and history is as hardcore as it gets. Because why visit a museum when you can loot it?
 * Grand Archaeologist - Achieve an S Rank in Melodramatic Museum's Infernal Difficulty, establishing yourself as the undisputed lord of historical chaos. Who needs preservation when you've got annihilation?
 * Nostalgiafag - Earning an S Rank on Lunatic Difficulty in Melodramatic Museum is like taking a trip down memory lane – if memory lane were filled with maniacal mayhem and dramatic adversaries. You're not just an aficionado; you're a full-blown nostalgia maniac.
 * Mass Extinction Event - Witness the accidental demise of a Carnosher by the hand of Nina. It's like a paleontologist's dream come true, with a side of prehistoric horror.
 * Grand Theft Art - Get your sticky fingers on a mysterious relic in Zone 1, proving that history is best enjoyed in the comfort of your own secret stash.
 * Till Death Do Us Part - Show your love for annihilation by obliterating most fossil-based enemies with your Primal Fear. It's like a prehistoric wedding, but with more chaos.
 * Vampire Hunter - Defy the laws of death by facing the Vampire Maids and Venessa without a single fatality. You're like Van Helsing with a modern twist and a penchant for stylish combat.
 * Art Connoisseur - Engage in an interactive gallery experience with the paintings in the museum. You're basically playing the most high-stakes game of "Simon Says" with centuries-old masterpieces.
 * MOM, GET THE CAMERA! - Snap a pic of a Haunted Painting with your camera, and immortalize the ghostly masterpiece. It's the perfect addition to your haunted Instagram feed.
 * Improvized Acting - Master the art of puppeteering all of the Dramatic Actor's emotions by sending him on an emotional rollercoaster, proving that you're not just a history buff but a master manipulator of thespian feelings.
 * Clever Girl - Outsmart the Protozoan Necrotic's "puppeteered" Ectoraptors and live to tell the tale. It's like a game of chess with velociraptors, minus the checkmate.
 * Vandalizer - Indulge in a little creative chaos and hooliganism by by tampering with or destroying the museum's prized possessions. After all, history is meant to be rewritten, right?
 * Danse Macabre - Defeat Venessa without flinching or getting stunned, showcasing your ability to dance with death and come out unscathed. It's like dancing with death, but with more fireballs.
 * Bad to the Bone - Conquer Nina without a single hiccup in reflecting her fiery projectiles. It's like playing dodgeball in hell, and you're the undefeated champion.

Outerspace Obliteration

 * Starfielder - Congratulations, you've achieved the stellar status of Starfielder by nabbing an S Rank in Outerspace Obliteration on Normal Difficulty. Move over, Captain Kirk; there's a new space sensation in town.
 * Planetary Defender - Achieving an S Rank on Hard Difficulty in Outerspace Obliteration means you've defended planets with the finesse of a cosmic superhero. Move over, Avengers; there's a new defender in town.
 * Galactic Commander - Your S Rank on Infernal Difficulty in Outerspace Obliteration has solidified your status as a Galactic Commander. Forget diplomacy; you negotiate with lasers and missiles.
 * Emperor of Mankind - Earning an S Rank on Lunatic Difficulty in Outerspace Obliteration makes you the Emperor of Mankind. Forget fancy titles; you've become the supreme overlord of interstellar obliteration.
 * Short Body, Big Ego - Meeting a familiar small green alien and his weird-looking dog thing is like a cosmic comedy sketch. It's a close encounter of the absurd kind.
 * Close Encounters - Making the Plutomorphus consume every Plutonian in Zone 4 and living to tell the tale is like a survival guide for alien culinary adventures. Plutomorphus: the ultimate cosmic foodie.
 * You Maniacs! - Discovering a telescope in the Mothership and seeing a ruined Statue of Liberty is like stumbling upon a cosmic version of Planet of the Apes. Spoiler alert: you blew it up.
 * Astronomical Spotter - Finding the comet of a woman in blue in the skies is like playing cosmic hide-and-seek with a fashionable intergalactic traveler. It's the ultimate fashion spotting mission.
 * Deep Dish Nine - Surviving all the reinforcements sent in by the Lich of the Stars proves you've got more lives than a cosmic cat. Deep Dish Nine: where pizza survives against all odds.
 * Puny Earthling - Getting killed by every single type of Plutonian is like a crash course in cosmic humiliation. Who knew aliens had so many ways to say, "You're toast"?
 * Singularity Effect - Stunning all the Plutonians with a single Primal Fear blast is like organizing a galactic flash mob, but with more screaming and less dancing. Alien choreography lessons, anyone?
 * Dead Space - Finding the corpse of a spaceship engineer is like a cosmic crime scene investigation. Forget Clue; it's Dead Space, and you're the detective with a laser gun.
 * STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! - Uncover a mysterious figure lurking in the ventilation shaft and let them know that even in space, Among Us memes are forbidden. It's like an extraterrestrial social media ban.
 * System Shock - Hacking the Mothership security system is like becoming the ultimate cosmic IT specialist. Move over, hackers; you've just unleashed a system shockwave.
 * Resistance is Futile - Defeating Xenophore M.E.U. proves that resistance isn't just futile; it's downright hilarious. The Borg would be proud of your assimilation skills.
 * Xenophobic - Defeating the Lich of the Stars means you've just become the ultimate xenophobe. Forget diplomacy; you negotiate with lasers and annihilation.

Abyssal Annihilation

 * Marine Biologist - Congrats on decoding the Abyssal Annihilation at Normal Difficulty! The ocean's deadliest secrets revealed, and you got an S Rank. Hope you brought your sunscreen for that blistering achievement!
 * 20,000 Leagues Under - You've just won a front-row ticket to the panic-inducing challenge of Abyssal Annihilation at Hard Difficulty. S Rank? Easy peasy, right? Hope you're not getting too attached to your sanity down there.
 * Atlantean Protector - You've graduated to Infernal Difficulty in Abyssal Annihilation. The monsters are throwing a parade in your honor—for making it this far, or as a final send-off? Who knows?
 * Ocean Man - Lunatic Difficulty conquered in Abyssal Annihilation? You've officially joined the league of legends... or masochists. Either way, congratulations on surviving what was possibly the most intense underwater rollercoaster ride!
 * Subnautical - Survived without drowning? Hey, who knew breathing was such an underrated skill? Next time, try not to forget how to swim in the middle of the ocean, yeah?
 * Jellyfish Jam - Shockingly, you avoided becoming a human light bulb for those zappy jellyfish. Congratulations on not joining their electrifying dance party!
 * Pineapple Under the Sea - Found a pineapple with a sponge inside? I guess SpongeBob's not the only one living in a fruit under the sea. Who's ready for some surreal discoveries?
 * Golden Depths - You've got the Midas touch! Opening all the treasure chests underwater makes you the ultimate treasure hunter. Just hope it's worth it and not just a bunch of old, soggy pirate loot.
 * Splatfest - Covered in purple ink-like substance and survived? Well, at least you got a fashion statement out of it. Eau de Purple, the latest fragrance from Abyssal Annihilation.
 * Fried & Zapped - Who knew that destroying a Buzzkill Mine with electrical conduction would be so shockingly satisfying? Electrifying achievement, to say the least.
 * Almost a Chum Bucket - Managed to avoid being fish food in the Sharktooth Slicers' territory? Phew, close call. You narrowly missed becoming an entry on the seafood menu.
 * Rock Bottom - Ventured through the darkness of Zone 5 without using your lantern? Congrats on not bumping into any sea monsters or your own fears! Hope the darkness didn't stare back too hard.
 * Goofy Goober - The bartender's rum got you in high spirits, literally. Here's to getting tipsy under the sea! Just hope there's no underwater hangover to follow.
 * Need a Bigger Boat? - Defeated [REDACTED]? Well, whatever it was, hope it wasn't the Loch Ness Monster's cousin or something equally legendary. Either way, congrats on surviving the mystery!
 * Calamari Zone - Beat [REDACTED]? Guess it wasn't just a bunch of squiggly tentacles and suction cups. Cheers to winning against the seafood surprise!
 * Endangered Species - Took down [REDACTED]? Well, you've officially become the apex predator of Abyssal Annihilation. Who knew defeating an unknown species would be this thrilling?

P-Rank Achievements

 * Planet of the Apes: The Musical - Congrats, you've unlocked a P Rank in Monkey Business, and it's almost like you're ready to take your monkey business to Broadway! Who knew simian shenanigans could be so harmonious?
 * No Homework for Today - Earning a P Rank in Elementary Evil is your hall pass to a world where homework doesn't exist. Who needs math when you're dodging demonic apples and zombie teachers, right?
 * Gold Standard - You've achieved a P Rank in Deadly Decadence, and now you're officially a certified golden snow of dark, decadent deeds. Your refined taste in deadly decadence is impeccable, darling.
 * The Quackening - Earning a P Rank in Stranger Sewers means you've officially joined the league of quack-tical geniuses. Those sewer ducks never stood a chance against your skillful quackery.
 * Peak Performance - With a P Rank in Crazy Carnevil, you've reached the pinnacle of clownish perfection. It's like you've got a clown college degree in the art of madcap mayhem.
 * r/ArkhamAsylum - Your P Rank in Torment Therapy proves you're not just a doctor but a master of chaos, mayhem, and medical mishaps. Your patients might not make it, but your laugh factor is off the charts. Who needs a medical license when you've got murderous inclinations?
 * Five Nights at Lucky's - Earning a P Rank in Mascot Mayhem means you've survived the night in a furry, animatronic nightmare. It's almost like you're the night guard for the world's most terrifying theme park. Lucky you, enjoy those nightmare-inducing mascots!
 * Bearly Alive - You've earned a P Rank in Bearly Buried, proving that you're barely clinging to life in the world of undead bears and unhinged wildlife. Time for a bear-y interesting survival story.
 * Christmas Celebrity - Achieving a P Rank in Holiday Horror means you've not only survived but thrived in the most twisted winter wonderland. Move over, Santa, there's a new holiday hero in town!
 * Escape Artist - With a P Rank in Prison Panic, you're basically the Houdini of high-security facilities and incarceration. Handcuffs, iron bars, and prison guards are just minor inconveniences in your epic jailbreak saga. Alcatraz, eat your heart out; you've broken out of even stranger places!
 * Tech Millionaire - You've got your P Rank in Wreckage Warehouse, and now you're the ultimate tycoon in the salvage industry. They say one man's trash is another man's treasure, and you're rolling in digital gold. Time to buy your own virtual island!
 * Lawnmower Man - Earning a P Rank in Feral Flora is like mowing your way through a garden of doom. Forget the hedge clippers; you've got a lawnmower and a twisted sense of horticultural humor.
 * Horrible History X - With a P Rank in Melodramatic Museum, you're more than just a history buff; you're a time-traveling hero. The past may not be forgotten, but neither is your epic quest to mess with it. Move over, textbooks – this is the real deal, complete with dramatic reenactments and possibly haunted artifacts.
 * Xeno Exterminatus - Achieving a P Rank in Outerspace Obliteration takes you on a trip to the stars. Forget the space race; you're in a cosmic demolition derby, and Earth is your pit stop. They'll be sending you to clean up the galaxy in no time!
 * King Poseidon - Earning a P Rank in Abyssal Annihilation means you're not just observing the deep sea; you're wrestling with it. Who knew marine biology involved so many explosives and underwater chaos? Jacques Cousteau would be proud, though he might've needed a bigger boat.

Boss Achievements

 * Hell's Kitchen - You've shown those Chef Monkeys who's the real master of pasta and pain! Defeating them without a scratch on Hard difficulty or above is like saying "Ciao!" to danger and "Mamma mia!" to victory. It's like you're the Gordon Ramsay of monkey business, but with way more action and fewer insults.
 * Detention for You - Agatha must've thought she could give you a hard lesson, but you sent her to the principal's office without even breaking a sweat or a single boo-boo. Defeating her on Hard difficulty without taking damage is like getting straight A's in the school of survival. It's almost as if you're the teacher, and she's the student serving detention.
 * Attack on Titan - Titan Watchers might be colossal, but you've proven that size doesn't matter when you're in the zone. Taking them down without a single hit on Hard difficulty or above is like taking down skyscraper-sized nightmares with a flyswatter. Clearly, you're the colossal titan of this battle.
 * Flushed - Doom Ducky thought it could waddle its way to victory, but you had other plans. Beating it without getting feathered on Hard difficulty or above is the ultimate duck dynasty takeover. Looks like this bird's days of terror are numbered!
 * Curtain Call - Those Goliath Clowns thought they could steal the show, but you stole the spotlight by defeating them unscathed on Hard difficulty or above. Who knew circus could be so deadly? Talk about a standing ovation for your clown-busting skills!
 * ...The Harder They Fall - The Matron might be a tough nut to crack, but you showed her who's boss by defeating her without a single scratch on Hard difficulty or above. It's like a no-damage ballet, with The Matron playing the role of the pirouetting punching bag.
 * Joyful Mess - Joy Kill wanted to throw a party, but you rained on their parade by defeating them without taking any damage on Hard difficulty or above. It's not so joyful when you're the one doing the killing!
 * Beary Hungry - Mama Bear might have a big appetite, but you're not on the menu. Defeating her without getting chewed on Hard difficulty or above is the ultimate way to say, "I'm not your snack." Now you've got yourself a real bear-skin rug for the living room!
 * I've Got No Strings - The Puppet King tried to pull your strings, but you cut those puppeteer dreams short by defeating them unharmed on Hard difficulty or above. It's like a puppet show where the puppeteer became the puppet's worst nightmare.