List of quotes in Minecraft: Biome Settlers said by the Mooshroom Brewer

When a match starts

 * "I was born ready!"
 * "I was born ready!"
 * "I was born ready!"
 * "I was born ready!"
 * "I was born ready!"

When the weapon overheats

 * "Gah!"
 * "Ohh!"
 * "D'oh!"
 * "Auch!"
 * "Ugh!"

When hit by an enemy player

 * "AHH! MY PANCREAS!"
 * "Dang! I got something in my eye!"
 * "Ow! The incessant pain!"
 * "Why me?!"
 * "Oh, the misery!"

When vanquishing an enemy player

 * "So long, chump!"
 * "So long, chump!"
 * "So long, chump!"
 * "So long, chump!"

When vanquished by an enemy player

 * "Somebody call a taxi!"
 * "I'm calling my lawyer on you for this!"
 * "I'm calling my lawyer on you for this!"

When entering his Vile Mode meter

 * "Hahaha! The power is mine!"
 * "Hahaha! The power is mine!"

When losing a match

 * "Aw nuts! My relentless brain has failed me!"
 * "Aw nuts! My relentless brain has failed me!"