South Park: War of the Stick

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South Park: War of the Stick
South Park: War of the Stick, is the second installment of the Stick of Truth series of South Park videogames, based off the satirical, animated television series by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. The game follows events after South Park: The Stick of Truth (real game).

Background
In the events of The Stick of Truth, the fourth grader boys of South Park, Colorado create a live-action, high-fantasy-themed RPG, involving the objective to capture the Stick of Truth for their faction, and sacred relic that "grants the owner the ability to rule the universe." There are two main factions; the Human KKK (The Kingdom of Kupa Keep), whom control the land of Zarnion, and the Drow Elves of the Elven Kingdom, whom control the land of Larnion. The two factions are constantly at war, stealing the Stick from each other over and over.

Meanwhile, a New Kid has moved with his parents to South Park to escape his forgotten past. He quickly allies with Butters, Princess Kenny and their leader Cartman. The New Kid is nicknamed "Douchebag"; he is introduced to the coveted Stick of Truth. Shortly thereafter, the elves attack Kupa Keep and take the Stick. With the help of Cartman's best warriors, Douchebag recovers the Stick from Jimmy. Cartman banishes Clyde from the group for failing to defend the Stick from the elves. That night, Douchebag and several town residents are abducted by aliens. Douchebag escapes his confinement with the help of Stan's father Randy and crashes the alien ship into the town's mall.

By morning, the UFO crash site has been sealed off by the government, who has put out a cover-story that claims a Taco Bell is being built. Douchebag visits Kupa Keep and learns that the Stick has again been stolen by the elves. Cartman and Kyle task Douchebag with recruiting the Goth kids for their respective sides, each claiming that the other has the Stick. Randy agrees to help Douchebag recruit the Goths after Douchebag infiltrates the crash site and discovers that government agents are plotting to blow up the town in order to destroy an alien goo released from the ship. The goo turns living creatures into Nazi Zombies; an infected person escapes government containment, unleashing the virus on South Park.

That night, Cartman or Kyle (dependent on which character the player chooses to follow) leads his side against the other at the school. Here, the children learn that Clyde stole the Stick as revenge for his banishment. Clyde rallies defectors from the humans and elves, and uses the alien goo to create an army of Nazi Zombies. The humans and elves join together to oppose Clyde but there are too few to fight him. Later, Gnomes steal Douchebag's underpants and he gains the ability to change size at will.

Out of desperation, Douchebag is told to invite the girls to play. They agree to join after Douchebag infiltrates an abortion clinic and travels across Canada to discover which of their friends is spreading gossip. Flanked by the girls, kindergarten pirates, and Star Trek role-players, the humans and elves attack Clyde's dark tower. Randy arrives and reveals that the government agents have planted a nuclear device in Mr. Slave's anus to blow up South Park, forcing Douchebag to shrink and enter Mr. Slave to disarm the bomb.[3]  Douchebag finally confronts Clyde and is forced to fight a resurrected Nazi Zombie Chef; Chef is defeated. Clyde decides he is not playing any more and Cartman kicks him from the tower.

The government agents arrive, revealing that Douchebag went into hiding to escape them because of his ability to make friends on social networks such as Facebook, which the government wanted to use for its own ends. Learning of the Stick's supposed power, the chief agent takes it and bargains with Douchebag to help him use it. Douchebag refuses but Princess Kenny betrays the group, uses the Stick to fight them and infects himself with the Nazi Zombie virus. Unable to defeat Nazi Zombie Princess Kenny, Cartman tells Douchebag to break their sacred rule by farting on Kenny's balls, which he does. The resulting explosion defeats Kenny and cures the town of the Nazi Zombie virus. In the epilogue as South Park is rebuilt, the group retrieves the Stick of Truth; they decide its power is too great for any person to hold and throw it into Stark's Pond.

Synopsis
In War of the Stick, the kids have resumed their roleplaying, and the game has greatly imprved, but Cartman, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny, start to become bored since "there isn't much atrocious violence anymore." Meanwhile, South Park has become 10% more poverish than before. The South Park city government is blamed for spending 95% of the apology money the government gave them from the "UFO ordeal," on charity, roughly a couple billion dollars. They also spent the remainder 5% on building a nice surburban extension of South Park.

North of South Park is North Park, smaller than its sister town; a village, and much more poverish. But because it is poor, much of its citizens rely on charity. And so, the billions of dollars all go to the poor citizens of North Park. So, using their money, they got better homes, and greatly improved their village. Soon, they opened a ski resort and built a Park County Park. Eventually, rich people all came over to live in North Park.

Intro
South Park is getting worse each day, and its people are getting low on resource rations. The Council, made up of kids like Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Clyde, Kimmy, Token, Tweak, and various others, decide that their going to have to salvage "roleplaying sh*t" in North Park, because they won't be able to continue the game without them. They end up hitting North Park kids' turf, and the North Park kids aren't happy about it, and are agressive and hostile. Kicked out of North Park, the South Park kids are "becoming doomed." Cartman explains this story through a fantastical perspective.

Meanwhile, the new suburban extension of South Park is finished, and a new kid and his family moves in. This new kid will be played by you.

Prologue
In a flashback, a tourist group from New Jersey is touring the River in Beaverton, a neighbor town of South Park and home to the world's largest beaver dam. Two Jersey teenage girls are on a river raft down a creek.

Meanwhile, a silhouette of Cartman is seen throwing the Stick of Truth into Stark's Pond. It lies at the bottom of the Pond, in which a crayfish picks it up and crawls out of the water with it. A Jakovasaur happens upon the stick, taking it, and running through the wilderness. The Jakovsaur trips, and the Stick flies into a sewage, and the Stick chronogically ends up flowing into the creek in which the Jersey girls are rowing down.

One of the girls is on her phone trying to get some WiFi, while the other is rowing and valley-girl-chatting about Jersey things. They row, until the chatting girl sees something in the water. She grabs it, and it turns out to be the Stick of Truth. She is "cursed by the dark powers" the Stick holds. The first girl (the one with the phone) wants the Stick, but the second won't give it to her. So they get into a stereotypical Jersey fight, and the second girl is killed by the first. The first girl gains the Stick and is cursed by its power. The first girl wanders the forest, and, being infected by the curse, becomes a short, shriveled up, evil creature (based off of Gollum from LOTR). Her allergies take hold of her, and she makes weird, sneezing noises that sound like she's saying"Snooki." So She names herself Snooki, and wanders into South Park, whereas she dwells in the basement of Skeeter's Bar and Cocktails.

Story
In the present, you, the new kid, moves into the new surburban extension of South Park, and recieves an invitation to "The Choosing" from Cartman the Fat, one of the three great Wizards and Council Member.

You take a taxi to the Hilton hotel, where the ceremony takes place.

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