S.G. Career Studies

This is a boring game about boring things like figuring out what kind of job is best for you so that you can get a half credit in school so you can pass high school and not fail miserably, also things like being boring and taking up fun time where you could be playing Notorious or Metroid: Other M or some other game that isn't very educational and shouldn't be played because it rots your mind and lastly good to fool every educator into letting you play a really random and uber-fun game about Shy-Guys.

Yes we can't allow that to happen, so we DEFINITELY DIDN'T MAKE ANY GAME REMOTELY CLOSE TO THIS ABSURD CONCEPT!!! Because we here at the Game Ideas wiki would ever DREAM of showing an article for a game with no educational value to help our kids change the statics about dropouts in North America and want to keep them in school. Therefore everything you see here is informative. Watch. HEY KIDS!! LOOK AT THE FIRST SENTENCE IN THIS ARTICLE! THAT IS NOT HOW YOU WRITE A GOOD, PROPER SENTENCE. THAT IS KNOWN AS A RUN ON SENTENCE AND SHOULD NOT BE USED TO DESCRIBE SOMETHING! See? Educational. That's what we do. We don't hire authors here that write huge amounts of useless text that cover up the real identity of the article that they are working on. We give you a marketer's GUARANTEE! that we don't do that. HEY KIDS! LOOK! LYING! ANOTHER THING THAT YOU DON'T DO! AND REMEMBER, NEVER TRUST THOSE WHO WORK IN MARKETING! Whoa, that sure was random! Good thing your not paying attention! But we have nothing to hide! We only write stuff that can/should be taught in schools! BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!

Onto the real article about Shy Guys: right after these messages!