Middle-Earth: War of the Fellowship/Character Introduction Banter

Aragorn vs Boromir
Aragorn: "This is not the way."

Boromir: "You speak as if you care, Ranger."

Aragorn: "Then let us not waste anymore breath!"

Boromir: "Gondor needs no King..."

Aragorn: "You should've told Lord Elrond."

Boromir: "I do not trust him, either."

Aragorn: "Heard you were having dreams."

Boromir: "My brother has. That's why I came!"

Aragorn: "Is that so?"

Boromir: "My people having guarded the Gates of Mordor for centuries."

Aragorn: "It won't be held for long."

Boromir: "Why do you doubt the strength of your own people?"

Aragorn: "That's not possible... You fell!"

Boromir: "Been asking myself the same question."

Aragorn: "Then it appears we have some unfinished business."

Boromir: "Didn't want to claim the crown, did you?"

Aragorn: "What are you implying?"

Boromir: "Do not pretend ignorance!"

Gimli vs Legolas
Gimli: "I could've been a Lord and a father!"

Legolas: "Too bad you missed that chance, Dwarf."

Gimli: "Because I got stuck with you!"

Legolas: "You need to step aside."

Gimli: "Oh no. You Elves don't get to go off easy!"

Legolas: "So be it!"

Gimli: "Let's get to it, laddie."

Legolas: "I'm in no mood, Dwarf."

Gimli: "Can already tell that's gonna change quickly!"

Legolas: "Gimli..."

Gimli: "Out of witty comments, I see."

Legolas: "Just as long as you're done falling over."

Gimli: "You'd be in for a shock what been done to Helm's Deep!"

Legolas: "No doubt still in need of aid."

Gimli: "Just wait until you see its cave!"

Legolas: "A dwarf among the trees is highly unheard of."

Gimli: "I say don't knock it 'til you try it!"

Legolas: "And why Fangorn of all forests?"

Samwise vs Samwise
Sam 1: "I'm Mr. Frodo's true bodyguard!"

Sam 2: "We can't both be!"

Sam 1: "Right! One of us gets to go home!"

Sam 1: "Samwise the Brave?"

Sam 2: "Who wants to know?"

Sam 1: "Samwise the Strong!"

Sam 1: "Deep down you hold resentment."

Sam 2: "What Mr. Frodo did was the Ring's fault!"

Sam 1: "Then you're in denial, other me!"

Sam 1: "There can't be two Sams!"

Sam 2: "Well, two of us can't go home to Rosie."

Sam 1: "Two of us can't sail with Mr. Frodo, either."

Sam 1: "Let's face it. I'm stronger than you!"

Sam 2: "Way to get ahead of yourself!"

Sam 1: "Let's see who breaks first!"

Sam 1: "You're an annoying buffoon!"

Sam 2: "You know you just insulted yourself, right?"

Sam 1: "Let's just get this over with!"

Aragorn vs Gimli
Aragorn: "Ready to get tossed again?"

Gimli: "Once was enough, thank you!"

Aragorn: "This time, you'll be slammed against the wall!"

Gimli: "What are you looking at?"

Aragorn: "Just thinking of ways of helping you shed off that armor."

Gimli: "That could sound wrong in one way, laddie."

Aragorn: "I've heard of Erebor's troubled history."

Gimli: "Then you should know why I'm here!"

Aragorn: "Think that alone will stop me?"

Gimli: "Running off without me again?"

Aragorn: "Yes, and this time you're not coming."

Gimli: "Maybe this will change your mind!"

Aragorn: "You will yield."

Gimli: "To you? Pfft!"

Aragorn: "Let me remind you why!"

Gimli: "Done with your self-pitying?"

Aragorn: "Who said I was in doubt?"

Gimli: "Um... Have at you!"

Frodo vs Meriadoc
Frodo: "What are you plotting this time?"

Merry: "Want me to spoil the fun?"

Frodo: "It better not be another game of tig..."

Merry: "I can keep any secrets, you know."

Frodo: "How so?"

Merry: "Closer than you keep to yourself, Frodo!"

Frodo: "So you and Pippin were running Crickharrow?"

Merry: "And Fredegar Bolger's the main man."

Frodo: "You don't say."

Merry: "Either we're with you or following you like hounds!"

Frodo: "The burden is mine to bear alone!"

Merry: "It doesn't mean you have to do it alone!"

Frodo: "Any after affects from slaying the Witch-king?"

Merry: "You'll know if I start turning blue."

Frodo: "That actually makes sense."

Merry: "I don't believe it..."

Frodo: "You sound a little confused, Merry."

Merry: "It's just that you're not usually the violent type."

Boromir vs Legolas
Boromir: "Emotionless like all Elves..."

Legolas: "Clearly you do not know the Elfkind!"

Boromir: "Do not pretend ignorance!"

Legolas: "There's a reason you're not trusted."

Boromir: "And what of the Hobbits?"

Legolas: "They're the only reason you're still alive!"

Boromir: "You're in my way, Elf."

Legolas: "They will be consequences if you kill me."

Boromir: "I didn't say anything about 'killing'."

Legolas: "You cannot hide behind your shield forever."

Boromir: "Nor can you hide behind your bow!"

Legolas: "At least it's a weapon, Boromir!"

Boromir: "My people having guarded the Gates of Mordor for centuries."

Legolas: "Is that the only reason you joined us?"

Boromir: "Maybe you should ask my father!"

Legolas: "I do not trust Men like you..."

Boromir: "Yet you would trust a Ranger?"

Legolas: "Aragorn is no mere Ranger!"

Gimli vs Peregrin
Gimli: "At least we agree on one thing."

Pippin: "And what's that?"

Gimli: "Gandalf's the grumpiest Wizard in Middle-Earth!"

Pippin: "I'll steal this win from under your nose!"

Gimli: "Fancy yourself a burglar, Mr. Took?"

Pippin: "That's one way of putting it."

Gimli: "What are you looking at?"

Pippin: "All that armor you don't really need."

Gimli: "Watch yourself, little Hobbit!"

Pippin: "Gimlet, right?"

Gimli: "The name's Gimli, laddie!"

Pippin: "Whatever."

Gimli: "Amusing how you and Merry turned King Dáin down."

Pippin: "Wait... You were in the Company of Thorin Oakenshield!?"

Gimli: "I wasn't even invited!"

Pippin: "I'm sorry about Balin..."

Gimli: "Don't get ahead of yourself."

Pippin: "Maybe being knocked around will do you good!"

Gandalf vs Gandalf
Gandalf: "Who are you?"

Gandalf: "The Lord of the Three Rings!"

Gandalf: "The flow of time has indeed changed..."

Gandalf: "Are you trying to deceive me again, Saruman?"

Gandalf: "I am Saruman, but as he should be!"

Gandalf: "Your defeat will reveal the truth!"

Gandalf: "If you are me, what is your true name?"

Gandalf: "Olórin, servant of the Valar!"

Gandalf: "How is this possible...?"

Gandalf: "Who are you?"

Gandalf: "Even the very wise cannot see all ends."

Gandalf: "Describing yourself, or Saruman?"

Gandalf: "Are you trying to deceive me again, Saruman?"

Gandalf: "Perhaps it is the One Ring deceiving us both!"

Gandalf: "Then you shall not pass!"

Gandalf: "This is not part of my plan..."

Gandalf: "It is your future you face!"

Gandalf: "The flow of time has indeed changed..."

Meriadoc vs Samwise
Merry: "Looking for Frodo?"

Sam: "Why do you assume that?"

Merry: "You cannot last a minute without him!"

Sam: "Thought I caught you sneaking about!"

Merry: "I was actually looking for you, Sam!"

Sam: "And here I am!"

Merry: "You should cut down on your scarfing habits."

Sam: "Or what?"

Merry: "Wanna know how Fredegar Bolger got his nickname?"

Sam: "Learned anything in Rohan?"

Merry: "Other than their love for horses?"

Sam: "This coming from an army of warrior lemmings..."

Merry: "Why the beef with me!?"

Sam: "Don't want Mr. Frodo in your company!"

Merry: "Guess what? It's not up to you!"

Sam: "Learned anything in Rohan?"

Merry: "You're about to find out!"

Sam: "Pfft. I doubt you could surprise me."

Frodo vs Peregrin
Frodo: "What are you doing here?"

Pippin: "You and me, right now!"

Frodo: "Guess I deserve this..."

Pippin: "You showed."

Frodo: "You're late."

Pippin: "Took has to have a privilege, you know."

Frodo: "You always have to be a fool?"

Pippin: "Like you were always Gandalf's favorite?"

Frodo: "Ouch, Pippin..."

Pippin: "Sorry, but you're staying a while longer."

Frodo: "But why?"

Pippin: "'Cause you owe me!"

Frodo: "You have no idea what the Ring did to me..."

Pippin: "Think you're the only one who's suffered?"

Frodo: "Wow. Too much Palantír for second breakfast?"

Pippin: "Exactly what do you have that I don't?"

Frodo: "Fair warning: Sting will hurt more than a barrow blade!"

Pippin: "You should know that's not stopping me!"