Dark Deception: Unchecked Limitations/Achievements

Monkey Business

 * 1) Going Bananas - Achieve the status of a certified banana whisperer by snagging an S Rank in Monkey Business's Hard difficulty. After all, who knew monkeys had such high standards?
 * 2) Attendant of the Hotel - Ascend to the pinnacle of simian servitude with an S Rank in Monkey Business's Infernal difficulty. You're the bellhop of hell now, with a side order of monkey madness.
 * 3) Thanks for the Visit! - Secure an S Rank in Monkey Business's Lunatic difficulty and join the exclusive club of those who've survived the simian psycho circus. We'll send your thank-you card, along with a straight jacket, posthaste.
 * 4) Under Construction - Have a riveting time by casually interacting with the forklift chilling in the underground garage. Unlocks the Wrecked Warehouse level where you can play with even bigger toys. Remember, safety third!
 * 5) Slippery Slopes - Walk the banana peels tightrope and beat Monkey Business without busting your behind. It's a game of life and death on the world's most treacherous fruit salad.
 * 6) Nightmare Client - Live to tell the tale of being ambushed by the Malignant Monkeys in the hallways. They've even considered hiring you for their next surprise party planning committee.
 * 7) Look and See - You've interacted with the comically artistic monkey painting. Who knew simian surrealism could be so captivating?
 * 8) Monkey See, Monkey Do - Snatch two reveal shards in a row, proving that you're the king of picking up shiny things, which are probably cursed or radioactive. Keep up the good work, geiger monkey!
 * 9) Knock, Knock, Who's There? - Gain entry to the room with a Murder Monkey sneakily lurking behind the door. Who knew that monkeys could be such pranksters? Next time, it could be a pie in the face!
 * 10) Roadkilled - Embrace your inner road rage and squash a Malignant Monkey with your Speed Boost. Who's the apex predator now, you banana-hurling hooligans?
 * 11) Finders Keepers - Channel your inner kleptomaniac and snatch all the secret files in Monkey Business. Because who needs privacy when you're surrounded by monkeys, right?
 * 12) Pizza Time - Put on your best ninja moves and escape the Chef Monkeys in under three minutes. After all, no one wants to be served as the main course at the monkey pizzeria!
 * 13) Team Godzilla - Take on the monstrous menace known as Killer Kong. Show that oversized ape who's boss, or at least who's the slightly smaller and less destructive boss.

Wreckage Warehouse

 * Best Buyer - Prove your knack for retail therapy by securing an S Rank in Wreckage Warehouse's Normal difficulty. Who knew shopping for destruction could be so rewarding?
 * Employee of the Month - Ascend to the pinnacle of workplace excellence with an S Rank in Wreckage Warehouse's Hard difficulty. Congratulations, now you're the top dog in a collapsing house of cards.
 * Technological Superiority - Crush it and earn an S Rank in Wreckage Warehouse's Infernal difficulty. You've officially declared yourself the reigning overlord of the scrapyard, leaving technology in the dust.
 * Warehouse Manager - Attain godlike status by achieving an S Rank in Wreckage Warehouse's Lunatic difficulty. You're the boss now, even if your employees are all homicidal robots.
 * Safety First! - Prove your prowess by navigating Wreckage Warehouse without using your powers (except for the adrenaline-pumping escape sequence). Because who needs superpowers when you've got sheer determination and a penchant for danger?
 * Fragile Product - Witness the unintended consequences of brute force when a Lifter Leviathan smashes through a false wall. Talk about thinking outside the cardboard box!
 * Take a Break - Seek solace in the warehouse restrooms to evade the lumbering wrath of the Lifter Leviathans. It's the perfect spot for a bathroom break, a little hide-and-seek, and possibly a nervous breakdown.
 * Good for Nothing - Embrace your inner chaos agent and wreak havoc in the warehouse. After all, what good is a perfectly organized mess?
 * Compulsive Cleaner - Channel your inner OCD and diligently reorganize every single toppled cardboard box. It's like Tetris, but with more splinters and way less fun.
 * It's Not Working! - Attempt the shockingly ineffective tactic of stunning the indomitable Drixot-2000. It's like trying to stop a freight train with a feather duster.
 * Access Granted - Flex your hacking muscles and tap into the elusive computer terminal in the workshop area. Who knew that breaking and entering could be so digital?
 * Look, But Don't Touch - Take on the challenge of outsmarting Drixot-2000 without a single slip-up. Because sometimes, it's not about touching, it's about surviving the metallic mayhem.
 * Imitation Crab - Show off your resilience by taking on the Metallic Colossus and living to tell the tale. Just remember, even if you feel a bit shell-shocked, you're still a true survivor in the sea of scrap.

Elementary Evil

 * Top of the Class - Ascend to the ranks of the deviously gifted by snagging an S Rank in Elementary Evil's Hard difficulty. Because surviving school was never meant to be a cakewalk, right?
 * School President - Seize the throne of academic terror with an S Rank in Elementary Evil's Infernal difficulty. You're the commander-in-chief of chaos now, ruling over a kingdom of menacing multiplication tables.
 * Mr. Principal - Secure an S Rank in Elementary Evil's Lunatic difficulty and become the overlord of education gone berserk. Your office now comes with its own moat of molten crayons.
 * Killing School Trip - Embark on a journey to the conference room on the second floor and unlock the Egyptian Epidemic level, because what screams "educational adventure" more than a field trip to ancient curses?
 * Who Ya Gonna Call? - Traverse to Agatha's spooky schoolhouse without succumbing to her shadowy illusions. Remember, courage is just fear holding its breath!
 * ABCs of Doom - Release all the remaining Alphabet Letters into the school, because what's education without a touch of anarchy and a sprinkle of consonants?
 * No Running in The Halls - Conquer Zone 2 without stumbling into any of those devious fake portals. Remember, walking briskly is the new running, and style points are awarded for terrified elegance.
 * You're a Mean One... - Let Agatha's shadowy illusions give you a jolt of adrenaline once, just to remind you that fear is the best study buddy.
 * Skibidi - Discover the delightful surprise of a human head popping out of a toilet. Because nothing says "unforgettable bathroom experience" like a macabre game of peekaboo.
 * Fair Sportsmanship - Engage in a friendly soccer minigame with the one and only Boston. Who knew the undead had such a killer penalty kick?
 * That's Cheating! - Multitask like a pro by stunning Agatha and unveiling her whereabouts in one fell swoop. It's like catching a ghost while juggling flaming chainsaws—impressive!
 * Introverted - Show Agatha's so-called friends who's boss by giving them a stern talking-to, followed by a well-deserved expulsion from the mortal coil.
 * Class Dismissed - Make a hasty exit from Agatha's room, leaving behind nothing but chaos and a lingering scent of erasers and existential dread. Because surviving school shouldn't be this hard, right?

Deadly Decadence

 * Wealthy Landlord - Elevate yourself to the elite ranks of the Grim Gentrification Society with an S Rank in Deadly Decadence's Hard difficulty. Because what's a little danger when you're the proud owner of chaos?
 * Platinum Trophy - Score an S Rank in Deadly Decadence's Infernal difficulty and prove that you're not just playing with fire; you're setting your achievements ablaze. The devil himself is taking notes!
 * Jackpot - Hit the jackpot of insanity by conquering Deadly Decadence's Lunatic difficulty. It's like winning a game of roulette where your life savings are on the line!
 * Envious Thief - Embark on a treasure hunt and snatch all six hidden flowers in Deadly Decadence. Congratulations, you've unlocked the Feral Flowers level, which is basically just a botanical deathtrap.
 * Compassionate - Prove your sympathy for the underprivileged by graciously allowing a Bronze Loser to end your existence. It's not suicide; it's a charitable donation to the afterlife fund.
 * VIP Lounge - Unearth the secret meeting room of the statues, where you'll discover that even inanimate objects have their own sinister social circles. Who knew stone cold could be so exclusive?
 * Bastille Breakout - Liberate the imprisoned Murder Monkeys from the underground dungeon. Because nothing says "good Samaritan" like setting homicidal simians free, right?
 * Lights Out - Play hide and seek with the LED lights in the hedge maze. It's like a rave party, but with more danger and less dancing.
 * Artful Dodger - Dance your way around the Gold Watchers' axes like a true pro. Dodging death has never been so graceful, or so filled with sharp objects.
 * Fool's Gold - Take a dive into the pool of molten gold because nothing says "luxury" like a liquid metal bath. Just remember, gold isn't a great conductor—except of your searing pain.
 * Trap Master - Flex your survival skills by navigating Zone 2 without collecting any of the trap-disabling shards. Who needs safety nets when you're a pro at dodging doom?
 * Touche! - Show Platini your exceptional skills by defeating her without letting her get a single attack in. It's like a duel of wits, but with more deadly consequences.
 * An Axe to Grind - Make a clean getaway from the manor without becoming a permanent part of the Titan Watchers' trophy collection. Because nobody wants to be an art exhibit in a creepy mansion, right?