Kalran: Tales of the four nations/Inspecting the Midriffs of the Women of Kalran

Inspecting the Midriffs of the Women of Kalran is a special bonus gallery video in Kalran: Tales of the four nations. Unlocked by completing all Secret campaigns.

Transcript
(It opens with a midriff close-up of a female Sathspor Raider being inspected at a special studio)

Raider:

(The Raider's midriff gets measured by a staff member)

Staff #2 (Zagarino): Pretty nice, anything about it before we move on, madame?

(The Raider's midriff does a little dancing to the camera)

Raider: This ain't Gaze Dancer's dance, right...

Staff #2 (Zagarino): Next.

(Next is Ayshe Sabiha, whose just covered in her jacket)

Staff #2 (Zagarino): Can you take off your jacket.

Ayshe: Okay

(Ayshe removes her jacket, revealing her sports bra and slim and unique midriff)

Staff #2 (Zagarino): Inspecting time.

(Ayshe's midriff gets measured by a staff member)

Staff #2 (Zagarino): Really slim, anything you want about your body like dancing?

Ayshe: I can do a little move for you.

(Ayshe's midriff does a little hip circle and twists to the camera)

Staff #2 (Zagarino): Next.

(Next is the Dervish, whose midriff of the Dervish is toned and lithe)

Dervish: It's toned, so?

Staff #1 (Albrecht): I'll take a look.

(The Dervish's midriff gets measured by a staff member)

Staff #1 (Albrecht): It's pretty toned, anything else?

Dervish: I'll show you.

(The midriff of the Dervish does a dance)

Dervish: So?

Staff #1 (Albrecht): Pretty huh.

Staff #2 (Zagarino): Next.

(Next is the Elemental Mind Dancer, whose midriff of hers is painted with tattoos surrounding the navel)

Elemental Mind Dancer: I have tattoos around my navel. Shape is good, so?

Staff #2 (Zagarino): I'll inspect

(The Elemental Mind Dancer's midriff gets measured by a staff member)

Staff #2 (Zagarino): Good, but the smell is not good, but okay. So, anything else?

Elemental Mind Dancer: I'll show you...

(The Elemental Mind Dancer's midriff does a belly roll to the camera until the tattoos in the stomach glows)

Cameraman: Uh, sir....

Staff #2 (Zagarino): Get her out before she does worse. Next

(Next is Jessica Windham, whose midriff of her is very toned and muscular)

Staff #2 (Zagarino): Whoa, nice abs.

Jessica: I got worked out alot off duty, ya know.

Staff #1 (Albrecht): Lemme inspect that body.

(Jessica's midriff gets measured by a staff member)

Staff #1 (Albrecht): Pretty nice abs you got here. So anything else?

Jessica: I'll show ya

(Jessica's midriff does flexing and some dancing)

Jessica: What do you think? Pretty.

Staff #2 (Zagarino): Yeah. Next!

(Inserting scene here at some point)

(The last one is the DSDF Gaze Dancer, with a navel gem embedded in)

Gaze Dancer: Do wanna like the dance of the navel? Sure...

(The Gaze Dancer's midriff does a unique dance to the camera until the gem in the navel glows...)

Cameraman: I'm getting dizzy here... uhhhhhhhh...

(Then it ends with the cameraman gets dazed from a a Gaze Dancer's navel daze ability and goes unconsious. Until Josef of the Reclaimers comes up)

Staff #1 (Albrecht): Hey you're alright?

Josef: Cut the video, now!

(Then the camera cuts off and statics)

The cast

 * Phil Tanzini as the Cameraman
 * Gwendoline Yeo as the Raider
 * Amber Lee Connors as the Gaze Dancer
 * Grant Albrecht as Staff #1 (using his Red Alert 2 Nighthawk voice)
 * Frank Zagarino as Staff #2 (using his Anton Slavic voice)
 * Joseph Kucan as Josef the Director

Trivia

 * This bonus gallery entry is a Omake and it's not tied anything to the story.
 * Joseph Kucan's character, Josef being the director of this bonus gallery entry is a reference to Joseph Kucan's role as a film director back in the Westwood days