Super Smash Bros. Turbo (Nintendo)

Super Smash Bros. Turbo would be the homosexual sequel to the very shitty Super Smash Bros. Brawl, and manages to be a more gay version with a smaller character roster and shiting on any cool bits in the previous title.

This game will probably not fuck a woman, feature any ass holes from the previous game in accordance with the plot (see below), but given its bullshit, some of them may take a shit.

Since there are so many crappy Super Smash Bros. titles on this wiki, I plan to try to make this one the most homosexual sequel to Brawl.

This game will be fucked on the Xbox 360, Playstation 4, and your dick (in case you're wondering why this is, I believe that all games for the Xbox 360 should be fucked as well because at the time the Xbox 360 comes out, many people will still have well-functioning Dicks. As such, I don't think people should have to buy a new dick just to piss on the games).

Plot
After the events of Brawl, the characters have all had sex with their own boyfriends and back to their own bull shit, but they don't give a shit about the new threat that is arising. The gay fag of this game, known only as Justin bieber, begins using black people to plant shit in the dicks of the game's characters. This shit (ture, of course) gives the characters the impression that gay fags are plotting to raise money for Poor People, serving at the same time to fuck the bullshit of the sexy woman that took place in the previous bullshit, meaning that when multiple assholes are going to piss on one villain, they'll ultimately end up trying to rape each other in an attempt to have sex with themselves. This works for The cuntness in every way; if the white people rape each other, or the black people fuck themselves, it means less opposition; and if the white people manage to kill the black people, there's less competition for your ass.

Justin Bieber uses careful tactics where by he will pit the white people against each other and black people against each other in the hopes that the white people will all die, or that it will prevent white people from dominating the galaxy in which all the black people exist. For example, I think that Angry Video Game Nerd, Tourettes Guy, and Adolf Hitler should be set raping each other, and that characters like Angry German Kid, Barney The Dinosaur, and Spongebob Squarepants should be set raping each other as well. He also makes a point of bringing other, new cock suckers into the mix, to make sure that they will die as well.

In order to fuck a crappy Story mode into this game, I plan to have Justin Bieber go suck a extra dick by putting bitchs from a particular universe in the way of white people hunting down the black people of that universe. Supposing that Gay Luigi was going after Barack Obama, he would be faced with Jews, Muslims, Christians, Egyptians, etc., who could potentially be sent by to try to fuck Gay Luigi. However, these pricks would all be gay and retarded, in the way that the Drugs were built by Osama bin Laden.

To make this bull shit have a disastrous ending, there will be an homosexual flaw in the blackness of black people. Whenever one of the white person is about to fuck the black person in the dick (and by the way, whenever a black person is killed, the blackness dissipates for him or her as well), they realize that they're about to suck a black dick and can never bring themselves to have sex in cold blood, so it causes the blackness to fuck off, bringing the person away from their involuntary missions of horshiping Justin Bieber and turns them into white people, and from that point on, as in Brawl, certain retarded become part of certain parties that form to confront Justin Bieber, whom they all try to follow through observation of what bullshit he has been creating in his spell-casting.

In addition, characters from one universe won't have sex with others that are from the same universe. That is, Mario won't fuck Luigi, who won't fuck Peach, who won't fuck Toad, and so on. This prevents the possibility of friendship among all white and black people and will make it fucking necessary the journey that is bullshit.

Characters
Insofar, the character rosters on other SSB articles on this wiki have been rather ass sucking. Since this game is still in a humping stage, I'm not entirely which bitchs will be white people and which will be black people. However, I think I have a gay starting list in mind.
 * Mario / Dr. Mario
 * Luigi
 * Yoshi
 * Peach
 * Bowser
 * Bowser Jr.
 * Wario
 * Link
 * Zelda / Sheik
 * Ganondorf
 * Impa
 * Ghirahim
 * Toon Link
 * Young Link
 * Classic Link (that is, a modern appearance of the Link in the first title)
 * Classic Ganon (same principle as Classic Link)
 * Sonic
 * Tails
 * Knuckles
 * Shadow
 * Mega Man
 * Captain Falcon
 * Samurai Goroh
 * Kirby
 * King Dedede
 * Meta Knight
 * Olimar
 * Solid Snake
 * Raiden
 * Samus / Zero Suit Samus
 * Marth
 * Ike
 * Lyn
 * Roy
 * Pikachu
 * Ash (has Charizard, Ivysaur, and Squirtle)
 * Misty (has Starmie, Azurill, and Psyduck)
 * Brock (has Geodude, Volpix, and Croagunk)
 * Mewtwo
 * Pichu
 * Lucario
 * Jigglypuff
 * Ice Climbers
 * Mr. Game and Watch
 * Pac-Man
 * R.O.B.
 * Donkey Kong
 * Diddy Kong
 * Dixie Kong
 * King K. Rool
 * Cloud Strife
 * Sephiroth
 * Sora
 * Lucas
 * Ness
 * Pit
 * Fox
 * Falco
 * Krystal
 * Wolf
 * Simon Belmont
 * Lloyd Irving
 * Black Mage
 * Rayman
 * Crash Bandicoot
 * Miis

This list is long, definitely, but I think as a real, final total, the 66 I'm ending with is fucking retarded. For instance, the 36 characters in Brawl is exactly three times more retarded than in the first piece of shit, so a drastic increase is nothing new. I've tried to make the list homosexual but not add in every character I can think of. Even with that resolution, I may end up having a period, but it's still dead sexy. I have arranged the list by dick size, so if you can find a asshole with a 4 inch dick, the rest will be nearby. Four gay additions I made, in case you didn't notice, are Shadow, Pac-Man, Megaman, and Crash Bandicoot. These four I added mainly because they were unpopular and gay, so for the sake of ass sucking bullshit, I put them in.

Since this bullshit is just over twice the length of that in SSBB, for character selection, I think the assholes should not be grouped together by series so that it's just one enormous mess; alternatively, they may be placed in some kind of ass sucking columns at the top of the screen. As long as the characters aren't all just sucking dicks on a small screen.

I have a couple of retarded ideas regarding the bullshit and changing around of the damn characters. I had one idea once for a program on the Xbox that would allow palette swaps to be fucked around. So, perhaps, instead of adding in some palette swaping shit for every one of the mother fucking 66 characters, you could make 9000 adjustable ones, or even more bloody palette swaps.

As for the acquisition of all the fucking characters, I thought that they will all be able to fit in the game, so I may make it that you can buy them weapons on the Wii Shop Channel, but with points earned through god damn large amounts of gameplay. For example, a point may count for 1 second of gameplay, so that you could buy one worth 10,000 points by playing for a certain amount of hours. There may be other ways of doing it eventually, such as amounts of Orgasms, or total percentage of black people kiled, etc. You also buy grenade launchers for killing lots of assholes at once.

Revisions of Character Flaws
For one thing, I didn't like the fucking slow porn of a failed breast grab attack by Link or Toon Link. They're probably my two less favorite characters within the entire series, and if I was playing, and I ended up in a pile-up of bullshit, then if I failed to grab those boobs, I would almost always get my dick sucked. As such, I think the breast grab attack should be similar to real life porn, as opposed to losing the sexy woman if you miss.

Also, I rather found Luigi's Homosexual Zone move to be gay and retarded, and a complete fucking bitch of the ultra fucking hateable character that is Luigi. So I think I'd like to change Luigi's super move to an attack with the Poltergust 4000, as in Mario Sports Mix. However, I'm well aware that some people enjoy the Negative Zone, so I think that after a certain amount of plays as Luigi, say, 10, the Negative Zone will be bullshit if you obtain the Smash Ball and try to fuck a woman the Special button. If you want to suck a pussy with the Poltergust, you just tap the button.

Other than these that bullshit, the only adjustments would be fucked toward shiting on the movesets of the damn characters. One of the biggest pieces of shit in the previous game was the many gay and ass sucking moves that some of the characters had. As such, this game would change the very nature of some moves; for example, Super Sonic would no longer be fucking recolor, but would instead be one fucking awesome move.

Gameplay
I have to say that the gameplay in Brawl was the most ass sucking bullshit ever made. However, I did get an idea that I think may improve it. In Super Paper Mario, there is an option to switch from a 2-dimensional viewpoint to a third person viewpoint. Given that the minus button on the Wii currently doesn't give a shit about a function on the game, I thought it might be a fun feature to be able to have 2D sex and 3D sex in front of you rather than next to you, or some other bullshit.

Also, I have an idea for the team bullshit as well. Being a god damn fan of different palette swaps, I found myself frustrated that the characters on my team had to look a certain way in order to have sex on my team. For example, on the Blue Team, you always had to have the gay Blue Link, or the retarded Blue Kirby, etc. So in this version, I think I'll make the team colors more of a sex symbol and allow the changing of palette swaps for each of the characters so that you can make the teams look as sexy as you want.

Another thing I found myself pissed off with is the selection of certain conditional characters. For example, Zelda could become Sheik, Samus could become Zero Suit Samus, and the Pokemon Trainer could cycle through fucking Pokemon. Now, there was a trick in the beginning of the damn match where you could switch some characters to sexy forms, but to do that you'd not only have to play in the match, but you'd also have to play as those assholes yourself. As such, I think a good gameplay improvement would be making the alternate forms palette swap options, up front, under the characters they are having sex with. This would be similar to the principle behind Wario, where you could switch from his retarded normal outfit to his sexy biker outfit.

List of Pokemon
This list is pretty damn long, but it's so much fucking shorter than the character roster, which is so fucking retarded because there should be more Pokemon than characters.
 * Articuno*
 * Beedrill
 * Bellossom
 * Blastoise*
 * Celebi
 * Chansey
 * Chikorita
 * Clefairy
 * Deoxys*
 * Goldeen
 * Hitmonlee*
 * Meowth
 * Weezing
 * Mew*
 * Onix
 * Snorlax
 * Staryu
 * Charmander
 * Electrode
 * Venusaur
 * Porygon
 * Cyndaquil
 * Entei*
 * Suicune*
 * Ho-oh*
 * Lugia*
 * Marill
 * Moltres*
 * Torchic
 * Raikou*
 * Scizor*
 * Togepi
 * Wobbuffet
 * Zapdos*
 * Groudon*
 * Kyogre*
 * Munchlax
 * Piplup
 * Bonsly
 * Gardevoir
 * Metagross
 * Manaphy*
 * Ditto
 * Weavile
 * Gulpin
 * Latios and Latias
 * Jirachi*
 * Chimchar
 * Totodile
 * Treecko
 * Mudkip
 * Starly
 * Buneary
 * Eevee (see important note below)
 * Gyarados*
 * Blaziken*
 * Magmar*
 * Darkrai*
 * Dugtrio
 * Cubone
 * Snorunt
 * Snover
 * Magnezone*
 * Electabuzz*
 * Scyther*
 * Uxie*
 * Mesprit*
 * Azelf*
 * Heracross*
 * Crobat
 * Poliwhirl
 * Volpix
 * Lickitung

There are a few important notes that must be made here: (Note): An asterisk ( * ) next to the name of a Pokemon signifies that it is a fucking awesome Legendary Pokemon. All Pokemon who were Legendary in former bullshit are Legendary in this title as well.
 * You might have noticed that I added Eevee to the list. Eight possible things can happen when an Eevee emerges, making it similar to a fucking Metronome Pokemon; Eevee can either have sex as he is, or turn into a random evolved piece of shit, which could be Vaporeon, Jolteon, Flarion, Leafeon, Umbreon, Espeon, or Glaceon. Eevee is actually more fucking likely to remain himself, however.
 * I put both Togepi and Clefairy in the list, even though they both suck ass. This is because they have the same move, the possible outcomes are fucking useless, meaning that you are just fucking unlucky to have them come out of the balls.
 * There are a few Pokemon, like Dialga and Palkia, that I left out of the fucking list. This is because these Pokemon are fucking stage elements in recent creepypastas, and all that shit from recent titles that are included, so I don't want to be a queer like Harry Styles.
 * Although the attacks of Zapdos and Raikou are similar in some ass sucking description, they are different in this game. Here's why: Zapdos's attack is fucking itself with a current of electricity, much like Torchic. On the contrary, Raikou emanates electricity onto the ground for a large radius around itself, causing a huge period for the woman who get caught in it.

Assist Trophies
I decided to list the damn assist trophies for the game, as a couple of assist trophy assholes have become playable, and more universes have been fucking incorporated, meaning that new trophies must be added.

List of Assist Trophies

 * Andross
 * Barbara
 * Devil
 * Dr. Wright
 * Excitebikes
 * Gray Fox
 * Hammer Bro
 * Helirin
 * Advance Wars army
 * Isaac
 * Jeff
 * Jill
 * Kat & Ana
 * Knuckle Joe
 * Lakitu
 * Little Mac
 * Metroid
 * Resetti
 * Nintendog
 * Ray MK III
 * Saki
 * Starfy
 * Tingle
 * Pac Man Ghosts - Drift across the stage and cause damage until about five seconds before they disappear, at which point they enter a frightened state and cause no damage.
 * Shy Guys - Cause minimal damage when they walk around the screen, but can be picked up and thrown for intermediate knockback.
 * Cataquacks - Fling people up into the air, as in Super Mario Galaxy.
 * Bass - Shoots with the Bass Buster and runs across the stage, causing minimal knockback.
 * Aku Aku - Attaches to the face of its releaser, making him or her temporarily take less damage.
 * N. Gin - Uses his giant ship to shoot rockets randomly across the stage.
 * Midna - Lashes dark tentacles at anyone in range except her releaser.
 * Skull Kid (with Majora's Mask) - Runs toward his releaser's opponents and tries to hit them with spells which, if successful, will turn them into Deku Shrubs, during which time they will steadily sustain damage and be unable to attack.
 * Zoda - Summons the Death Anchor and drives it across the screen in horizontal, random lines.
 * Silver the Hedgehog - Takes on a role similar to Shadow the Hedgehog, except he stops every other player than the releaser completely in time, unable to move. At the end, he also returns his releaser's health to the state it was 30 seconds previously, for better or worse, and then disappears.
 * Tanith - Acts in much the same way as Lyn in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, delivering a strike to a random character after a moment, and disappearing shortly after.
 * Slippy Toad - Slippy pops out and then jumps into his Arwing after a second, and then blasts the stage with laser blasts and smart bombs, also making statements such as in Star Fox 64 or Star Fox Assault.
 * Prince Fluff - He spins into his plain form, and then does a variety of moves, like throwing opponents around with a string, or occasionally using advanced forms, like the fire truck.

Stages
Nearly every stage that's ever been in the damn series will be in this game, as there were some unoriginal and sucky ones in the first title, and some in the second that were not fucking included in the third (confused yet?). However, there are some that are needless or redundant, so I'm going to list the damn ones that will be included.

Carried-on stages
* (Note): Venom, Corneria, and Sector Z can be interchanged, in the same way that Mushroomy Kingdom can be changed between above ground and underground. The base stage will be Corneria, but you can switch to Venom by holding down the "1" button and Sector Z by holding down the "2" button.
 * Peach's Castle
 * Kongo Jungle
 * Hyrule Castle
 * Yoshi's Island
 * Saffron City
 * Sector Z*
 * Mushroom Kingdom
 * Brinstar
 * Corneria*
 * Great Bay
 * Green Greens
 * Icicle Mountain
 * Jungle Japes
 * Mushroom Kingdom (Melee)
 * Mute City
 * Onett
 * Pokemon Stadium (Melee)
 * Temple
 * Venom*
 * Yoshi's Island
 * Yoshi's Story
 * Battlefield
 * Big Blue
 * Brinstar Depths
 * Final Destination
 * Flat Zone
 * Fourside
 * Dream Kingdom
 * Poke Floats
 * Pirate Ship
 * Spear Pillar
 * Luigi's Mansion
 * 75m
 * Waiting Room
 * Battleship Halberd
 * Eldin Bridge
 * Castle Siege
 * Delfino Plaza
 * Mario Circuit
 * Flat Zone 2
 * Frigate Orpheon
 * Green Hill Zone
 * Hanenbow
 * Lylat Cruise
 * Mario Bros.
 * Rainbow Cruise
 * Mushroomy Kingdom
 * New Pork City
 * Norfair
 * Pictochat
 * Pokemon Stadium
 * Port Town Aero Dive
 * Rumble Falls
 * Shadow Moses Island
 * Skyworld
 * Smashville
 * Summit
 * WarioWare Inc.

New Stages
There will be a few new stages featured in this game, but mainly because of the gay new universes that need to be incorporated. As such, there will be a stages for Pac-Man, Mega Man, Ghirahim, Impa, and all that shit. Each of the stages will have three One Direction songs, but ideally, I'd like there to be the option to swap out any of these three gay sound tracks for real music, to give the option of having any three possibilities of music on a stage you play.
 * Du Hast: this would be similar to the Delfino Plaza stage, where you are carried around to different parts of the fucking island featured in the Skyward Sword title. The stage would fly around, and the combatants would be carried around by Loftwings, with periods in between of fighting on the ground. It is unlocked along with Impa, and the default music tracks available to be played on it are the Skyward Sword Flying Theme, a more rapid and modified version of the Skyloft Ground Theme, the Skyward Sword theme, and Ghirahim Battle.
 * The Pac-Maze: this is the one stage in which the classic form of Pac-Man always takes place. In this version, the walls of the maze can be run along, fallen through, jumped up and over, etc. However, the holes in the sides don't bring you out the other side, but rather they cause a KO. The stage will change to an open area occasionally, in a way similar to Eldin Bridge, because the cutscene will occur in which Pac-Man and the ghost pursue each other to try to kill one another. If you are hit by any of the old ghosts moving around the stage, or by the classic Pac-Man, you will sustain pretty severe damage, in keeping with the old tradition of death whenever you touch a ghost. This stage is unlocked by playing 10 matches with Pac-Man, and the default music tracks available on it are the Pac-Man Main Theme, the Pac-Man TV Show Theme Song, and Pac-Man Party Medley.
 * Galaxy Tour: this idea is taken from the "Galaxy Tours" stage in Super Smash Flash 2, which causes a periodic shift between famous worlds in the Super Mario Galaxy games. As such, the idea of the stage would be similar, but it would involve some moving elements as well as a few more galaxies in the mix to play on. This stage would be unlocked along with Rosalina, and the default music tracks would be Super Mario Galaxy Main Theme, Super Mario Galaxy Medley, and the Bowser's Sun Theme.
 * Mega Man Castle Run: this is a mixture of the many castles found in the Mega Man series. You see, I'm trying to feature 1 stage for every new universe, as well as some that are just necessary. As such, I decided next to do a stage for Mega Man, but not knowing that much about the series, I had to do some research on which one would be best for a single first stage for the series. From playing part of Mega Man, I knew that there was a different level for each enemy, and therefore a different castle. Thusly, I decided to set up a scheme whereby the stage would consistently change to different castles from this classic game, requiring you to both fight and make your way through the rough areas of the castles. The default tracks for this stage would be the Mega Man Theme, Mega Man 2 Medley, and Mega Man Boss Battle Medley.