Killer Kong

Killer Kong is a boss character added in Dark Deception: Unchecked Limitations. It is a Gorilla-like Murder Monkey with chainsaws instead of knives. It is the first 'proper' boss in the expansion.

Appearance
Killer Kong resembles a large gorilla animatronic with chainsaws replacing its hands. It wears a blue version of the Murder Monkey uniform and has black fur instead of brown. It has two rows of extremely sharp teeth, and this is bloodied as well. It has a windup key on its back and red eyes with black pupils.

Personality
Killer Kong is the charmingly murderous and sadistic member of the primate clan, who surprisingly boasts a refined intellect beneath his savage exterior. He's an absolute gem of a manager in Malak's hotel, responsible for overseeing the hotel staff's daily affairs. While his colleagues are sweating over whatever intruders in their nightmare realms, iller Kong takes the laid-back approach to management. He's basically the guy who can't be bothered to sift through the hotel's clientele. He couldn't be bothered to examine the souls that waltz into his fine establishment. Instead, he enjoys weekends of wild partying with his boss buddies and indulges in gourmet dining right at his desk. Who needs to work hard when you can work smart and still run a tight ship, right? Productivity at its finest!

Powers
That said, don't let his nonchalant attitude fool you. Killer Kong is a powerhouse of brute strength, outshining the Murder Monkeys by miles. He's faster, stronger, and could demolish walls and reinforced barriers before you can say, "boo." Armed with not one, but two chainsaws, he wields them like a dual-wielding sword master, turning every day into a lumberjack's worst nightmare. And here's the kicker – he's got a pair of laser eyes! Yes, you heard that right. He uses those bad boys to vaporize things, mostly banana peels. After all, without proper hands, opening bananas can be quite the challenge. So when life hands you lemons, or in his case, banana peels, just vaporize 'em!

Behaviour
Killer Kong has three attacks: The pathway outside is blocked by several metal gates, in which you must lure Killer Kong into charging into them, destroying them, and proceeding up the floors of the parking basement. Eventually, you come across a working elevator and board it. You arrive back at the hotel lobby, and the chase sequence is the same except Killer Kong crashes through the ceiling as well as the Murder Monkeys. Banana Peels are scattered near the walls, preventing you from cutting corners. The player escapes and thus ends the level.
 * Banana Peel: Killer Kong will throw several banana peels which stun the player on contact.
 * Slice and Dice: Killer Kong will slice forwards with its chainsaws
 * Wombo Combo: Killer Kong will repeatedly slice forwards while moving forwards about ten times in a chain of slashes
 * Gorilla Ram: Charges forwards in a straight line, forcing the player to move out of the way.

Trivia

 * Killer Kong really does not like it when Karens enter the Monkey Hotel, and the hotel's got more policies than a government office just to keep those Karens in check. They say even the wallpaper trembles when one walks through the door!
 * After the epic Monkey Business ordeal, he's practically running on monkey change. His wallet is as empty as his banana stash after paying for Doug Houser's destruction tour. The Monkey Hotel? It's not closed; it's just undergoing extreme apegrade maintenance. As for Killer Kong's current whereabouts, well, let's just say he's playing hide-and-seek with Bigfoot.
 * According to E, Killer Kong was a criminally good multitasker. When he wasn't busy working at the hotel, he moonlighted as the soul of a notorious crime lord. He orchestrated more heists than you can count, and let's not even talk about the body count. Talk about a career change!
 * Killer Kong's gastronomic tastes are a bit... exotic. He loves sipping on Banana Smoothies, but not just any Banana Smoothies. He insists on them being served with a delightful, crimson concoction of human blood sauce. Talk about an acquired taste.
 * Killer Kong's theme song is a wild mashup of classics, featuring leitmotifs from "Monkey Business," King Kong's Theme, and a little ditty we like to call the DK Rap. It's a symphony of chaos fit for a gorilla of his stature.
 * Digging through the game files, you might stumble upon an unused voice line of Killer Kong. But beware, it's not a hidden gem – it's an ear-piercing version of the infamous "Uh oh stinky" meme. We promise it's more horrifying than any jump scare in the game.
 * Killer Kong's arena is a real architectural masterpiece. It was inspired by the oversized garages where the creator's parents would park and abandon their child to shop. What better way to pay homage to neglectful parenting than with a brutal boss fight?
 * The Murder Monkeys are to Killer Kong what dread duckies are to doom ducky – it's like comparing a paper cut to a cannibal chainsaw massacre in Texas. Killer Kong reigns supreme in the world of simian supervillains, and he doesn't monkey around when it comes to dishing out doom.
 * Hidden within the game's files is a rare gem – an unused animation of Killer Kong performing a majestic backflip. This acrobatic display was meant to be a taunt, but let's be honest, nothing says "I'm going to destroy you" quite like a backflipping giant gorilla.

Lore
Once upon a time, there was the Murder Monkey Hotel, a real gem in the hospitality industry. It used to be the "it" place, where the who's who of society and even the occasional sunburned tourist looking for a break from their mundane lives would gather. Little did they know that beneath the chandeliers and fine dining, the place had more murders than a mystery novel convention. You see, this establishment wasn't just about five-star service and fluffy pillows; it was the unofficial headquarters of a criminal mastermind extraordinaire. This guy had a knack for murders, kidnappings, and robberies that made the Grim Reaper himself nod in approval. Murders here, kidnappings there, and robberies everywhere - it was like a one-stop-shop for all your illegal needs. So many, in fact, that the hotel's Yelp reviews had comments like, "Great continental breakfast, shame about the rampant homicides."

But, like all good things, the Murder Monkey Hotel had to come to an end. The authorities finally decided that maybe a crime-infested hotel wasn't the best PR move. So, they shut it down, and just to be sure, they gave it the whole wrecking ball treatment. Now, our dear crime lord wasn't much of a news follower. He was too busy counting his ill-gotten gains and making plans for his next criminal masterpiece. So when the hotel got reduced to a pile of rubble, he went down with it, quite literally, ending his reign of terror in a most crushing fashion. But, don't feel too bad for him; the guy made a deal with Malak, the master of underworld contracts. Malak gave him the ultimate criminal power-up, making him a pro at doing dirty deeds without a hitch. In return, the criminal got an eternal afterlife gig working for Malak. A real dream job, if you ask me. He was reborn as the fearsome Killer Kong, a name that strikes fear into the hearts of, well, anyone who hears it.

Meanwhile, the Murder Monkey Hotel had a second chance at life. It got a redo, but in Malak's realm, where regular monkeys apparently missed the "thou shall not kill" memo. The place was crawling with Murder Monkeys, and it turned into the unholy circus it is today. A place where the room service includes lack of WiFi and a penchant for, you guessed it, murder. So, if you're looking for a killer vacation destination, make your reservations at the Murder Monkey Hotel and pray that you check out with your life still intact.