Kalran: Tales of the four nations/Schnauzer

"What needs flattening?"

The Schnauzer is the Superheavy "artillery" tank of the VEG. Planned to be voiced by Greg Weisman

Tactical analysis

 * A tank with artillery: Essentially a superheavy tank mounting a depth charge launcher. The Schnauzer is the closest thing the Dwarves have to a mobile artillery unit
 * A flat plane: Of course the main thing that makes the Schnauzer (in)famous is its cannon, a 380mm depth charge launcher, which fires an equally large rocket. And while it takes a few seconds to make impact the explosion it creates pretty much disintegrates anything, except an epic and a few superheavies, unfortunately in the center or close to the blast. And those outside the blastzone will be stunned by the concussive shockwave
 * Rearming in progress, Do not disturb: Unfortunately reloading a new round is a dangerous and time-consuming endeavour that must be ordered manually. The tank is helpless while reloading, so better protect them while they do it
 * 4:

History
"The Schnauzer is reloading! Cavalry ride out and cut them down before they can fire again!"

Short story
"Comrade Hans Report! What is that status of the bridge!"

"Bad news, we missed the bridge. Good news is that we won't have to worry about those battalions on the other side anymore and we can use the bridge."

"What?"

-Hans Shrapnel, Commander of the first Schnauzer, reporting to his commander upon the destruction of the Elves 55th and 34th armored battalions and the 6th infantry battalion across the bridge. His crews goal was to blow the bridge to prevent said battalions from crossing the bridge but they missed

Trivia

 * The unit is based off the German sturmtiger.