User:Bkiddyman

Status: Hell Yeah! Dry Bowser in Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games! As you can tell, major or minor regardless, any appearance of Dry Bowser in any game psyches me to no end (maybe a little exaggeration there).

Real Name: Beecanoe (Dry Bones have odd names. That's why everyone just calls every one Dry Bones.

Age: 15

Alliance: Dry Bowser (in Bowser's army)

About Dry Bowser
Contrary to popular belief, the Dry Bowser in New Super Mario Bros. is a different Dry Bowser than the one in Mario Kart Wii and Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games. The one in New Super Mario Bros. was Bowser after his skin got burned off. This one is a reincarnation of Bowser from that form. He works alongside Bowser in terrorizing the Mushroom Kingdom.

Real-Life Info
Age: Already implied above

Location: Wisconsin (as specific as I get)

Gender: Male

Pets: Two cats, One gecko

Latest game: Pokemon Black Version (AND I have White!)

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Things I hate
Mario Kart Wii Developer: For Mario Kart Wii, we're short one lightweight character!
 * XBox: XBox is so overrated. It seems it's all anyone ever plays anymore when Wii and DS are passed off as "toys." And at least Wii and PS3 never get that infamous "Red Ring of Death."
 * Megaman Games other than Megaman, Megaman X, and Megaman Zero: Why does Capcom have to crank out games with forgettable gameplay and characters that aren't even that great? Beats me.
 * Baby Daisy, FTW: I have a theory how the obnoxious monstrosity known as Baby Daisy came from.

Other Guy: Hmm. We can't include Shy Guy, because everyone hates Shy Guy. (claws hand in front of chest and drools)

MKWD: Then how about we have another baby character!

Other Guy: Magnificent! We'll include Baby Donkey Kong right away!

MKWD: Umm... About that, uh... we got a call that we need more female playable characters or we'll come across as sexist to players.

Other Guy: I got it! We make a baby version of an already annoying character so we can annoy the crap out of players to make the game more challenging!

MKWD: You're a genius!

(guys high five)
 * General Kurt: After running into him way too many times, every time ending with my defeat, I can't help but love to hate this guy. I mean COME ON, MAN! You turn against your friends even when they're doing the right thing! Go die on a mountainside you dickhole.
 * Slippy Toad: What's worse than a male character with a female voice actor that is extremely useless as a member of your team? A male character with a female voice actor that needs help FIVE COUNT IT FIVE TIMES EVERY GODDAMN LEVEL! IT IS SO FRUSTRATING!
 * The Temple Levels From DK Returns: My GOD! These temple levels took me at least 20 times each to try. Try a level in which you have to jump from platform to platform that drops from beneath you when you stand on it. Now try it when you have to jump from platform to platform over spikes that hang from the ceiling! Now try the level backwards, with only one life, no items, and no Diddy Kong support! That's the woes of beating every version of this level!
 * Every single NPC in the Pokemon games: I own a copy of Pokemon Soul Silver. Once in a while in the game, some ass walks right up to you, says some random crap, and all of a sudden, you're in a frickin' battle! After the battle, the person starts saying more random crap, and then asks you for your phone number so they can call you and tell you EVEN MORE random crap! At least it's a little better in Black and White versions.
 * Sonic X: Ouroburos, I feel the same pain as you. Yes, I read your Sonic '06 review. This show could do a whole lot better. Sonic is the only one that fights in most of the episodes, I have never seen an episode with Shadow in it, and...why does Sonic and his friends live in the same mansion as some gay spiky-haired kid, an ugly old nerd, and a fat black chick? This show never ceases to amaze me with its stupidness.
 * Ash Ketchum: Speaking of gay, spiky-haired kids, Ash is one in particular that I hate. For starters (pun not intended) he takes Bulbasaur, Charmander, AND Squirtle in the Kanto region. Ash, Ash, Ash. You should know that only hackers and Chuck Norris can take more than one starter Pokemon at a time. Number two, Ash's voice is so high-pitched, it's not even funny. Aside from being high-pitched, it also sounds really forced and monotonous. Lastly, what is it with the decisions he makes on what to do with his Pokemon? I mean, he takes Pikachu with him wherever he goes, but why not Charizard, too? Charizard is even more frickin' awesome than Pikachu will ever be! Ash has also had many opportunities to snag a legendary Pokemon. Has he? Noooooooo. Ash, I will give you the miserable moniker that reflects my feelings for you. I shall call you Ash-Hole.
 * Can't Escape!: This is my last rant, promise! Once again, a rant about Pokemon. Sometimes when you have to go through tall grass to proceed, you're unluckly enough to encounter a wild Pokemon. You try to run away, but it says the infamous phrase Can't Escape! It does damage to you. You try to run again. Can't Escape! This whole preventing escape thing goes on until you find your Pokemon fainted. When it asks if you want to use your next Pokemon or run away, you choose run. Can't Escape! FFFFFFUUUUUUU. You send out a Pokemon. Now in a rage, you decide to kick this wild Pokemon's ass once and for all. When you finally do, it feels so freakin' good, doesn't it?

Favorite Online Video Series

 * The Annoying Orange
 * Super Mario Bros. Z
 * Project: Game Over
 * Super Smash Bros. ST
 * Smashtasm
 * Sonic: Nazo Unleashed
 * Legend of the Shadow Star
 * Equals Three
 * Chad Vader
 * Retarded Policeman
 * Hardest Boss Battles (One was made from my request. You can check it out. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giHtydashTs)

Role in Epic Saga
Beecanoe is the default member of the movement against the Mario Bros. He recruited five other allies (Jared the Saurian, Genius Guy, Galactic Petey, Mr. Bones, and Dry Paratroopa. Out of the team, he has the deepest hatred for Mario, as he had turned him into what he is from a Koopa Troopa. He'd also killed his greatest friend of all, Marrow. Beecanoe's sole mission is to destroy Mario for his master Dry Bowser. So he and his team set out to find the seven Chaos Emeralds, the eight Grand Stars, and the three pieces of the Triforce to hopefully gain enough power to finally stop him.

Favorite Artists

 * Foo Fighters - For: The Pretender, All My Life, Learn to Fly, Long Road to Ruin, Monkey Wrench


 * AC/DC - For: Thunderstruck, Hell's Bells, Highway to Hell


 * The Beatles - For: A Hard Day's Night, Come Together, Here Comes the Sun


 * B.o.B - For: Magic


 * Bon Jovi - For: It's My Life


 * Breaking Benjamin - For: Blow me Away, Diary of Jane, I Will Not Bow


 * Chip-Man & The Buckwheat Boys - For: Peanut Butter Jelly Time


 * Dragonforce - For: Through the Fire and Flames


 * Hans Zimmer/Klaus Badelt - For: He's a Pirate, The Kraken


 * KISS - For: Rock and Roll all Nite


 * Kansas - For: Carry on My Wayward Son


 * Marty O'Donnell & Michael Salvatori - For: Halo Main Theme


 * Metalica - For: Master of Puppets, Wherever I May Roll, Enter Sandman, Ride the Lightning, Sad But True


 * O-Zone - For: Dragonstea Din Tei


 * Ozzy Osbourne - For: Iron Man


 * Queen - For: Bohemian Rhapsody, Another One Bites the Dust, We are the Champions, We Will Rock You


 * Rick James - For: Super Freak


 * Scatman John - For: Scatman


 * Survivor - For: Eye of the Tiger


 * Weezer - For: Pork and Beans, Beverly Hills


 * "Wierd Al" Yankovic - For: Amish Paradise, Fat, Eat It, Like a Surgeon, The Night Santa Went Crazy, White & Nerdy


 * ZZ Top - For: La Grange, Sharp Dressed Man, Cheap Sunglasses


 * Fort Minor - For: Remember the Name


 * Eminem - For: Not Afraid, Love the Way you Lie (his part)


 * Spose - For: I'm Awesome


 * Sonic Music - Open Your Heart, Live & Learn, What I'm Made Of, I Am...All of Me, His World, Seven Rings in Hand, Sonic Boom, Super Sonic Racing, Knight of the Wind


 * Twisted Sister - For: I Wanna Rock


 * boxkar - For: daydreaming, wishing to stay


 * Van Halen - For: Panama


 * Linkin Park - For: What I've Done, In the End

Powers

 * Black Fire of the Necrinferno - creates an inferno of black fire
 * Ice Palm - shoots ice out of his palm
 * Dragon Twister - creates a twister by spinning in his shell
 * Magma Stream - creates a magma flow causing the ground to gradually deal more and more damage to foes
 * Spirit Supernova - turns enormous, grows wings, loses his cape and hat and unleashes a massive transparent beam. This can only be executed by Nova Beecanoe, Beecanoe's super form.
 * Frenzy Skull - takes off his head and throws it at a foe. Several other duplicates fly after it.
 * Optic Heat - shoots heat out of his eyes.
 * Shred - whips out an electric guitar and starts slamming on it. Foes are bombarded by the awesomeness. This is Beecanoe's second most powerful move next to Spirit Supernova.

Top Ten Ideas that I'm most proud of

 * 1) Epic Saga
 * 2) Tech Revolution
 * 3) Til Death Do Thou Fight
 * 4) Mario Bros.: The Underground
 * 5) Pokemon Worlds
 * 6) Pokemon the Fighters
 * 7) Mario VS
 * 8) Locomotion
 * 9) Warmonger
 * 10) Combat Park

Top Ten Favorite Video Games

 * 1) Super Smash Bros. Brawl
 * 2) Pokemon Black & White Versions
 * 3) Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
 * 4) Mario Kart 7
 * 5) The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
 * 6) Kirby's Return to Dream Land
 * 7) Super Smash Bros.
 * 8) Mario Sports Mix
 * 9) Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2
 * 10) Pokemon Soul Silver Version

Top Ten Computer Games

 * 1) Minecraft
 * 2) Super Smash Flash 2
 * 3) Super Mario Bros. Crossover
 * 4) Stick War
 * 5) Mario Combat
 * 6) Age of War 2
 * 7) Interactive Buddy
 * 8) Fat Cat
 * 9) Electricman 2
 * 10) Ultimate Flash Sonic

Top Ten Favorite Video Game Characters

 * 1) Dry Bowser
 * 2) Yoshi
 * 3) Metaknight
 * 4) Shadow the Hedgehog
 * 5) Ridley
 * 6) Link
 * 7) Donkey Kong
 * 8) The Koopa Bros.
 * 9) Mario
 * 10) Falco

Top Ten Favorite Pokemon

 * 1) Swampert
 * 2) Ninetales
 * 3) Kyurem
 * 4) Serperior
 * 5) Hydreigon
 * 6) Lapras
 * 7) Rotom
 * 8) Mewtwo
 * 9) Dragonair
 * 10) Gardevoir