Super Smash Bros. Skirmish/Goomba

(NOTE: This is an April Fools Joke and not an actual part of the page)

Goomba is (not) a playable character in Super Smash Bros. Skirmish

Moveset
Neutral B: Rocket Launcher

Goomba takes out an RPG and shoots a rocket, dealing massive damage to any opponents who are in his wake

Side B: Omnipotent Beam

Goomba shoots a laser beam out of his eyes, obliterating any opponent in one hit

Up B: Instant Transmission

Goomba performs the Instant Transmission move, teleporting instantly, making it the best recovery move in the entire game.

Down B: Super Ultra Instant Kill Barrier

Goomba summons a barrier, instantly killing anyone who hits or even touches him.

Final Smash: Game Crash

Goomba performs a move so deadly that it crashes the game.

Alternate Colors/Costumes
Why would you change the costume of an already good looking character?

Victory Poses
Victory Theme

Goomba grows muscular arms and dabs

Goomba pulls a gun out of nowhere and shoots Mario's head off, sending blood everywhere

Goomba grows muscular arms and does the default dance

Defeat Pose: Goomba literally can't lose bro