Dark Deception: Unchecked Limitations/Achievements

Monkey Business

 * 1) Going Bananas - Achieve the status of a certified banana whisperer by snagging an S Rank in Monkey Business's Hard difficulty. After all, who knew monkeys had such high standards?
 * 2) Attendant of the Hotel - Ascend to the pinnacle of simian servitude with an S Rank in Monkey Business's Infernal difficulty. You're the bellhop of hell now, with a side order of monkey madness.
 * 3) Thanks for the Visit! - Secure an S Rank in Monkey Business's Lunatic difficulty and join the exclusive club of those who've survived the simian psycho circus. We'll send your thank-you card, along with a straight jacket, posthaste.
 * 4) Under Construction - Have a riveting time by casually interacting with the forklift chilling in the underground garage. Unlocks the Wrecked Warehouse level where you can play with even bigger toys. Remember, safety third!
 * 5) Slippery Slopes - Walk the banana peels tightrope and beat Monkey Business without busting your behind. It's a game of life and death on the world's most treacherous fruit salad.
 * 6) Nightmare Client - Live to tell the tale of being ambushed by the Malignant Monkeys in the hallways. They've even considered hiring you for their next surprise party planning committee.
 * 7) Look and See - You've interacted with the comically artistic monkey painting. Who knew simian surrealism could be so captivating?
 * 8) Monkey See, Monkey Do - Snatch two reveal shards in a row, proving that you're the king of picking up shiny things, which are probably cursed or radioactive. Keep up the good work, geiger monkey!
 * 9) Knock, Knock, Who's There? - Gain entry to the room with a Murder Monkey sneakily lurking behind the door. Who knew that monkeys could be such pranksters? Next time, it could be a pie in the face!
 * 10) Roadkilled - Embrace your inner road rage and squash a Malignant Monkey with your Speed Boost. Who's the apex predator now, you banana-hurling hooligans?
 * 11) Finders Keepers - Channel your inner kleptomaniac and snatch all the secret files in Monkey Business. Because who needs privacy when you're surrounded by monkeys, right?
 * 12) Pizza Time - Put on your best ninja moves and escape the Chef Monkeys in under three minutes. After all, no one wants to be served as the main course at the monkey pizzeria!
 * 13) Team Godzilla - Take on the monstrous menace known as Killer Kong. Show that oversized ape who's boss, or at least who's the slightly smaller and less destructive boss.

Wreckage Warehouse

 * Best Buyer - Prove your knack for retail therapy by securing an S Rank in Wreckage Warehouse's Normal difficulty. Who knew shopping for destruction could be so rewarding?
 * Employee of the Month - Ascend to the pinnacle of workplace excellence with an S Rank in Wreckage Warehouse's Hard difficulty. Congratulations, now you're the top dog in a collapsing house of cards.
 * Technological Superiority - Crush it and earn an S Rank in Wreckage Warehouse's Infernal difficulty. You've officially declared yourself the reigning overlord of the scrapyard, leaving technology in the dust.
 * Warehouse Manager - Attain godlike status by achieving an S Rank in Wreckage Warehouse's Lunatic difficulty. You're the boss now, even if your employees are all homicidal robots.
 * Safety First - Prove your prowess by navigating Wreckage Warehouse without using your powers (except for the adrenaline-pumping escape sequence). Because who needs superpowers when you've got sheer determination and a penchant for danger?
 * Fragile Product - Witness the unintended consequences of brute force when a Lifter Leviathan smashes through a false wall. Talk about thinking outside the cardboard box!
 * Take a Break - Seek solace in the warehouse restrooms to evade the lumbering wrath of the Lifter Leviathans. It's the perfect spot for a bathroom break, a little hide-and-seek, and possibly a nervous breakdown.
 * Good for Nothing - Embrace your inner chaos agent and wreak havoc in the warehouse. After all, what good is a perfectly organized mess?
 * Compulsive Cleaner - Channel your inner OCD and diligently reorganize every single toppled cardboard box. It's like Tetris, but with more splinters and way less fun.
 * It's Not Working! - Attempt the shockingly ineffective tactic of stunning the indomitable Drixot-2000. It's like trying to stop a freight train with a feather duster.
 * Access Granted - Flex your hacking muscles and tap into the elusive computer terminal in the workshop area. Who knew that breaking and entering could be so digital?
 * Look, But Don't Touch - Take on the challenge of outsmarting Drixot-2000 without a single slip-up. Because sometimes, it's not about touching, it's about surviving the metallic mayhem.
 * Imitation Crab - Show off your resilience by taking on the Metallic Colossus and living to tell the tale. Just remember, even if you feel a bit shell-shocked, you're still a true survivor in the sea of scrap.

Elementary Evil

 * Top of the Class - Ascend to the ranks of the deviously gifted by snagging an S Rank in Elementary Evil's Hard difficulty. Because surviving school was never meant to be a cakewalk, right?
 * School President - Seize the throne of academic terror with an S Rank in Elementary Evil's Infernal difficulty. You're the commander-in-chief of chaos now, ruling over a kingdom of menacing multiplication tables.
 * Mr. Principal - Secure an S Rank in Elementary Evil's Lunatic difficulty and become the overlord of education gone berserk. Your office now comes with its own moat of molten crayons.
 * Killing School Trip - Embark on a journey to the conference room on the second floor and unlock the Egyptian Epidemic level, because what screams "educational adventure" more than a field trip to ancient curses?
 * Who Ya Gonna Call? - Traverse to Agatha's spooky schoolhouse without succumbing to her shadowy illusions. Remember, courage is just fear holding its breath!
 * ABCs of Doom - Release all the remaining Alphabet Letters into the school, because what's education without a touch of anarchy and a sprinkle of consonants?
 * No Running in The Halls - Conquer Zone 2 without stumbling into any of those devious fake portals. Remember, walking briskly is the new running, and style points are awarded for terrified elegance.
 * You're a Mean One... - Let Agatha's shadowy illusions give you a jolt of adrenaline once, just to remind you that fear is the best study buddy.
 * Toilet Head Syndrome - Discover the delightful surprise of a human head popping out of a toilet. Because nothing says "unforgettable bathroom experience" like a macabre game of peekaboo.
 * Fair Sportsmanship - Engage in a friendly soccer minigame with the one and only Boston. Who knew the undead had such a killer penalty kick?
 * That's Cheating! - Multitask like a pro by stunning Agatha and unveiling her whereabouts in one fell swoop. It's like catching a ghost while juggling flaming chainsaws—impressive!
 * Introverted - Show Agatha's so-called friends who's boss by giving them a stern talking-to, followed by a well-deserved expulsion from the mortal coil.
 * Class Dismissed - Make a hasty exit from Agatha's room, leaving behind nothing but chaos and a lingering scent of erasers and existential dread. Because surviving school shouldn't be this hard, right?

Deadly Decadence

 * Wealthy Landlord - Elevate yourself to the elite ranks of the Grim Gentrification Society with an S Rank in Deadly Decadence's Hard difficulty. Because what's a little danger when you're the proud owner of chaos?
 * Platinum Trophy - Score an S Rank in Deadly Decadence's Infernal difficulty and prove that you're not just playing with fire; you're setting your achievements ablaze. The devil himself is taking notes!
 * Jackpot - Hit the jackpot of insanity by conquering Deadly Decadence's Lunatic difficulty. It's like winning a game of roulette where your life savings are on the line!
 * Envious Thief - Embark on a treasure hunt and snatch all six hidden flowers in Deadly Decadence. Congratulations, you've unlocked the Feral Flowers level, which is basically just a botanical deathtrap.
 * Compassionate - Prove your sympathy for the underprivileged by graciously allowing a Bronze Loser to end your existence. It's not suicide; it's a charitable donation to the afterlife fund.
 * VIP Lounge - Unearth the secret meeting room of the statues, where you'll discover that even inanimate objects have their own sinister social circles. Who knew stone cold could be so exclusive?
 * Bastille Breakout - Liberate the imprisoned Murder Monkeys from the underground dungeon. Because nothing says "good Samaritan" like setting homicidal simians free, right?
 * Lights Out - Play hide and seek with the LED lights in the hedge maze. It's like a rave party, but with more danger and less dancing.
 * Artful Dodger - Dance your way around the Gold Watchers' axes like a true pro. Dodging death has never been so graceful, or so filled with sharp objects.
 * Fool's Gold - Take a dive into the pool of molten gold because nothing says "luxury" like a liquid metal bath. Just remember, gold isn't a great conductor—except of your searing pain.
 * Trap Master - Flex your survival skills by navigating Zone 2 without collecting any of the trap-disabling shards. Who needs safety nets when you're a pro at dodging doom?
 * Touche! - Show Platini your exceptional skills by defeating her without letting her get a single attack in. It's like a duel of wits, but with more deadly consequences.
 * An Axe to Grind - Make a clean getaway from the manor without becoming a permanent part of the Titan Watchers' trophy collection. Because nobody wants to be an art exhibit in a creepy mansion, right?

Egyptian Epidemic

 * New Ruler - Establish your empire of chaos and earn an S Rank in Egyptian Epidemic's Normal difficulty. It's like becoming the self-appointed king of mummies and mayhem.
 * Long Live the Pharaoh - Claim the title of pharaoh by nailing an S Rank in Egyptian Epidemic's Hard difficulty. Who needs pyramids when you have cursed tombs to conquer?
 * The Gods Must Be Crazy - Earn an S Rank in Egyptian Epidemic's Infernal difficulty and prove that even the gods can't stop your reign of madness in ancient Egypt.
 * Worthy of Treasures - Attain an S Rank in Egyptian Epidemic's Lunatic difficulty and declare yourself the rightful owner of every dusty treasure in sight. It's like playing hide and seek with centuries-old artifacts.
 * Sacrifices Must Be Made - Give a reluctant Xutep Grunt a one-way ticket to the bottomless pit. After all, what are minions for if not for involuntary skydiving?
 * Tough Shell to Break - Dodge all the scarab beetle shells like a pro, proving that avoiding ancient traps is a walk in the tomb, or in this case, a walk in the tomb corridor.
 * Great Listener - Sit through the endless monologues of Pharaohess Yagut, proving that you're a "great listener" even when the conversation is all hieroglyphs and curses.
 * Necromancer - Wake up all the awakened Zunbis from their comfy sarcophaguses because who wouldn't want a mummy reunion at an ancient Egyptian sleepover?
 * Tomb Raider - Accomplish the impossible by surviving Egyptian Epidemic without being impaled, squashed, or sliced by any of the countless traps. It's like a game of Minesweeper, but with real mines.
 * Watch Your Step - Live to tell the tale after surviving an ambush from a Centipede of Doom. It's like a friendly insect encounter, only with more legs and venomous bites.
 * Failed Summon - Defeat Albardiu without using any of your powers, proving that sometimes, it's not about the magic, but about the mayhem.
 * Opposite Sacrifice - Show Pharaoh Zumarud who's boss by defeating him without even breaking a sweat, or in this case, without breaking the mummy wraps. After all, in the land of the undead, the living reign supreme!

Feral Flora

 * Gardening Expert - Achieve the green-thumbed mastery of the Feral Floral's Normal Difficulty with an S rank. Your ability to deal with unruly flora is simply "blooming" amazing!
 * Herbivore - Prove you're a true herbivore enthusiast by nabbing an S rank in Feral Floral's Hard Difficulty. It's like a buffet for the botanically inclined, and you're at the top of the food chain.
 * Ecologist - Conquer Feral Floral's Infernal Difficulty with an S rank, showcasing your expertise in botanical pandemonium. Who needs to save the environment when you can just take over the garden?
 * Mother Nature - Dominate Feral Floral's Lunatic Difficulty with an S rank, cementing your status as the supreme ruler of the wild plant kingdom. It's like being the queen of thorns, only with more teeth.
 * Allergic to Pollen - Embrace your deadly allergies and let every member of Team Flower Power give you a taste of their own kind of flower power. Achoo! It's time to sneeze your way to victory.
 * Piranha's Pursuit - Showcase your watering skills by tending to all the plants in the greenhouse. Remember, a thirsty plant is a happy plant, and a happy plant is a terrifying carnivorous monstrosity.
 * Ent-ity - Have a heart-to-heart chat with the mysterious talking tree in the center of it all. Because when you're surrounded by killer plants, why not strike up a conversation with a tree?
 * Best Friends Forever! - Stumble upon Roseblood's graffiti about their "best friend." In a garden full of homicidal flowers, a graffiti tag is the truest form of friendship.
 * Accustomed to the Ecosystem - Prove you've adapted to the twisted ecosystem by surviving all the bizarre abilities of Team Flower Power. It's like an episode of "Survivor," only with more petals and thorns.
 * Hold Your Nose - Brave the stinky stench of the Stinkers, those pungent blossoms that can make even skunks jealous. Who needs fresh air when you can enjoy the aroma of rotting flora?
 * There's a Zombie on Your Lawn - Channel your inner musician and play a catchy tune on the greenhouse speakers, because zombies love a good jam session before munching on your brains.
 * CO2 Pollution - Earn the coveted "Dr. Zomboss Seal of Approval" by poisoning the greenhouse plants with good old-fashioned carbon dioxide. It's like pollution, but with a zesty zombie twist!
 * Photosynthetic - Showcase your speedy gardening skills by defeating Painbow in under 5 minutes. It's like a photosynthetic race against time, where the finish line is either victory or becoming plant food.

Stranger Sewers

 * Sanitation Worker - Secure an S Rank in Stranger Sewers under the Hard difficulty and become the unsung hero of underground waste management. Who knew dodging mutant ducks would be part of the job?
 * Plumber of the Year - Prove your worthiness by achieving an S Rank in Stranger Sewers' Infernal difficulty. Forget unclogging sinks or stomping on rabid turtles; you're now the certified plumber of the underworld. Who needs pipes and wrenches when you've got demonic drainage to deal with?
 * Ducky Governor - Attain an S Rank in Stranger Sewers' Lunatic difficulty, and earn the prestigious title of being the sewer governor, because governing sane people is way too mainstream.
 * Left Behind - Stumble upon a mysterious painting hidden inside an apartment building across the city landscape, unlocking the Melodramatic Museum level, where art is anything but mundane. Just remember, art can be a real drain on your sanity.
 * Duck Season - Join the party at the Dread Ducky dance bash, and discover what it's like to be the odd one out among a flock of funky fowl. Quacktastic!
 * Out of My Watch - Get up close and personal with Destruction Ducky every time you spot him in Zone 1. Because nothing says "smart move" like approaching a homicidal, sentient rubber duck.
 * Septic Tank - Achieve the noble feat of stunning five Dread Duckies with Destruction Ducky's primed grenade. It's all fun and games until the rubber duckies goes KABOOM!
 * Teenage Mutant Ninja Duckies - Prove your ninja skills by avoiding detection from the patrolling Alarm Duckies. Cowabunga, dude! Now you're the ninja master of duck-fu.
 * Pedal to the Metal - Go on a wild ride and hitch a lift on a possessed subway train as it barrels through the maintenance tunnels. Who needs a subway pass when you can ride the rails of doom?
 * Down the Drain - Search for a familiar drainage pipe in the abandoned subway system and see if you can coax anything to come out of it. Sometimes, curiosity doesn't just kill the cat; it dissolves it with hydrochloric acid.
 * Fungus Among Us - Play gardener and try to prevent the Mushroom Men from spreading as few times as possible. Because a fungal apocalypse is only fun when you're not the main course.
 * Ugly Duckling - Perform the seemingly impossible feat of dodging a Dread Ducky's grab attack without ending up as a rubbery, quacky snack. Ugly ducklings unite!
 * Apex Predator - Prove you're at the top of the food chain by feeding an Anarchic Alligator with its preferred delicacies, including Dread Duckies, Mushroom Men, and Stinger Toads. Alligator-approved fine dining, now available in the sewer!
 * Oppenheimer - Discover a thermonuclear bomb just casually lying around the city. Because what's an urban adventure without a little light nuclear warfare, right?
 * Duck Duck DEATH! - Engage in a thrilling showdown and defeat the sinister Destruction Ducky, because no one threatens your sanity and gets away with it. Quack down on that evil!
 * Smash Mouth - Take on the monumental challenge of defeating Juggernaut Ducky, proving once and for all that you're not a sitting duck in the face of danger. Time to quack some knuckles!

Crazy Carnevil

 * Coulrophobia - Unleash your inner fear of clowns and earn an S Rank in Crazy Carnevil's Hard difficulty. It's like therapy, but with more murderous jesters.
 * Acrobatic Showmanship - Ascend to the pinnacle of clownish glory by scoring an S Rank in Crazy Carnevil's Infernal difficulty, demonstrating that you're a true circus superstar, soaring through the skies while dodging demonic daredevils. Who needs the circus when you've got a nightmare carnival to conquer?
 * The Perfect Smile - Attain the epitome of creepy grins by achieving an S Rank in Crazy Carnevil's Lunatic difficulty and show off your killer grin, because who needs orthodontics when you have evil clowns to deal with?
 * Bread & Circuses - Stumble upon a hidden cage containing a napping Fallen Gladiator and unlock the Gory Greece level. It's like getting a backstage pass to the coliseum of chaos.
 * Slapstick Humor - Embrace the art of physical comedy by letting every trap and enemy in the Circus have their moment of glory in taking you down. It's like a grand performance, just with more pain.
 * Is This Rigged? - Procure the (totally real) ring piece from the Roulette Wheel game. The house always wins, and you're living proof of it.
 * DON'T WORRY, I'M PERFECTLY FINE! - Wear your multiple status effects like a badge of honor, showcasing that you're the true champion of pain and suffering. Who knew getting beat up could be so entertaining?
 * Fun & Games - Become the ultimate carnival enthusiast by indulging in all the carnival games in the fairgrounds area. Remember, it's all fun and games until you're devoured by a haunted cotton candy machine.
 * No Pranks Here - Successfully navigate Zone 3 without becoming a target for the Zombie Clowns' tomato-throwing extravaganza. Because nothing says "I'm too cool to be hit by tomatoes" like dodging clown produce.
 * Welcome to Clown Town - Meet a jittery jester girl and a rascally purple rabbit performer, because every circus needs a dose of anxiety and mischief, right? It's like a meet-and-greet with the cast of a children's nightmare show.
 * Volunteers, Anyone? - Be the willing participant in all of the Ghost Magician's tricks, because nothing says "I trust you completely" like letting a ghost perform magic on you. Who knew being a volunteer could be so... haunting?
 * Breathing Exercises - Indulge in a gaspingly good time by inhaling the laughing gas contraption in the labyrinth. Because who needs oxygen when you can have a good giggle instead?
 * Fortune Seeker - Seek enlightenment from a fortune-telling machine, because who needs therapy when you can get life advice from a mechanical soothsayer?
 * Can't Say Laughter Without Slaughter - Engage in a side-splitting showdown and defeat Chuckles the Clown, proving that you can't spell "laughter" without a little "slaughter." It's all fun and games until someone loses a life.
 * End of the Show - Deliver your final punchline by defeating the Beast Jokesters, bringing the curtain down on this carnivalesque nightmare. Because every show must come to an end, even one with killer clowns.