Thread:Mindscript/@comment-32442230-20200721152306/@comment-32442230-20200727182843

Alright. Also, I've got something else I need to ask you. I've been thinking of publishing that Unreal remake idea. Does this sound like a good tagline?

"The ship that you were a prisoner on has crash-landed on a uncharted planet. Escaping with nothing on you but a makeshift shiv and some metal scraps, you find yourself entranced by the beauty of this new world around you. Crystal clear waters shimmer, shadows dance and shift, a gentle breeze blows the grass, and alien architecture fades into the horizon. This is Na Pali, though maybe it should be called My Paradise.

But things aren't right on Na Pali. The peaceful natives, the Nali, have been enslaved by the evil reptillian Skaarj and their endless armies of hideous mutants, who have declared war upon you for the crime of not being Skaarj. Hostile animals and plants also want you dead for stepping on their territory. And not all the Nali are willing to greet you with open arms - some believe you to be a superior officer to the "sky demons". Now, as the weakest sentient lifeform on the planet, you've gotta scavenge, trade, run, jump, shoot and fight until you can figure out what's going on and how to find sanctuary. Maybe you'll even become a hero in the process. But that's up to debate.

Just remember - this isn't a game, this isn't a movie or a TV show. This isn't a shooting gallery, you're not a super-strong super soldier. This isn't a daytrip, you can't stick around one spot for too long. You've got to stop playing around, and do what you must to survive. It's time to get real.

Or should we say, time to get UNreal."