Middle-Earth: War of the Fellowship/Character Introduction Banter

Aragorn vs Boromir
Aragorn: "This is not the way." Boromir: "You speak as if you care, Ranger." Aragorn: "Then let us not waste anymore breath!"

Boromir: "Gondor needs no King..." Aragorn: "You should've told Lord Elrond." Boromir: "I do not trust him, either."

Aragorn: "Heard you were having dreams." Boromir: "My brother has. That's why I came!" Aragorn: "Is that so?"

Boromir: "My people having guarded the Gates of Mordor for centuries." Aragorn: "It won't be held for long." Boromir: "Why do you doubt the strength of your own people?"

Aragorn: "That's not possible... You fell!" Boromir: "Been asking myself the same question." Aragorn: "Then it appears we have some unfinished business."

Boromir: "Didn't want to claim the crown, did you?" Aragorn: "What are you implying?" Boromir: "Do not pretend ignorance, Ranger!"

Gimli vs Legolas
Gimli: "I could've been a Lord and a father!" Legolas: "Too bad you missed that chance, Dwarf." Gimli: "Because I got stuck with you!"

Legolas: "You need to step aside." Gimli: "Oh no. You Elves don't get to go off easy!" Legolas: "So be it!"

Gimli: "Let's get to it, laddie." Legolas: "I'm in no mood, Dwarf." Gimli: "Can already tell that's gonna change quickly!"

Legolas: "Gimli..." Gimli: "Out of witty comments, I see." Legolas: "Just as long as you're done falling over."

Gimli: "You'd be in for a shock what been done to Helm's Deep!" Legolas: "No doubt still in need of aid." Gimli: "Just wait until you see its cave!"

Legolas: "A dwarf among the trees is highly unheard of." Gimli: "I say don't knock it 'til you try it!" Legolas: "And why Fangorn of all forests?"

Samwise vs Samwise
Sam 1: "I'm Mr. Frodo's true bodyguard!" Sam 2: "We can't both be!" Sam 1: "Right! One of us gets to go home!"

Sam 1: "Samwise the Strong?" Sam 2: "Who wants to know?" Sam 1: "Samwise the Brave!"

Sam 1: "Deep down you hold resentment." Sam 2: "What Mr. Frodo did was the Ring's fault!" Sam 1: "Then you're in denial, other me!"

Sam 1: "There can't be two Sams!" Sam 2: "Well, two of us can't go home to Rosie." Sam 1: "Two of us can't sail with Mr. Frodo, either."

Sam 1: "Let's face it. I'm stronger than you!" Sam 2: "Way to get ahead of yourself!" Sam 1: "Let's see who breaks first!"

Sam 1: "You're an annoying buffoon!" Sam 2: "You know you just insulted yourself, right?" Sam 1: "Let's just get this over with!"