User:Ouroburos.TheNewSaurian/SaurianJared

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SaurianJared has become deceased February 23, 2011. Being stricken with anger and insanity, he threw his entire Saurian body into a glacier of ice and committed suicide. On this same day, he regained a new soul... Beecanoe and Geniusguy searched everywhere for their now-dead companion, and found an icy behemoth frozen in between the two glaciers. They summoned the powers of Lord Apocalypse (now deceased) to thaw out the ice, on what the duo were shocked at what they saw: this new incarnation of SaurianJared finally being an ice golem. "I am SaurianJared no longer...", speaking in a powerful and gravelly (probably misspelled) voice. "MY NAME IS OUROBUROS!" He arises from his new home planet's throne and gently picks up Beecanoe and Geniusguy simultaneously. The last thing he says is this: "We must destroy all that is good and serve Lord Apocalypse!".

Full Profile
Age: 15

Birthdate: January 28, 1996

Height: 5'7"

Weight: ???

Likes: Lord Apocalypse, Beecanoe, Geniusguy445, Sauria, his true heart, flames (former body), ice

Dislikes: flames, ice (former body), the good side, impatience, Fuzzy (worst thing known to man in a Saurian's mind), Beecanoe (for the majority of Epic Saga IV/V)

Actual Likes: Gaming, Sleep, Exercise, Hockey, Bowling, High school

Actual Dislikes: Immature people, Politics, Mainstream media today

Occupation: High school student, Protector of Sauria

Quotes in Epic Saga: "Fuzzies? Weak and pathetic! I will obliterate their living presence.", "Lord Apocalypse is awaiting my return at last...", "Ouroburos is who I am... SaurianJared right about now is nothing anymore", "If only I never acted so foolish and insane, I wouldn't have died so worthless.", "The only thing I want on my planet... for my people to have true feelings for darkness.", "How the mighty have fallen...", "With Lord Apocalypse dead, we must put an end to the opposing side!"

Demon Partner: Dark Guy (Epic Saga: Conquest of the Judgment Emperor/Epic Saga: Beec's Quest for Vengeance); As SaurianJared: N/A

List of Pokemon in Epic Saga storylines: Hitmonchan, Tyranitar, Virizion, Cofagrigus, Gallade, Blaziken

Favorite Video Game Consoles (including handheld)

 * Sega Genesis
 * Nintendo 64
 * Game Boy Color
 * Nintendo 3DS
 * Playstation
 * Playstation 2
 * Super Nintendo Entertainment System
 * Sega 32X
 * Xbox
 * Sega Dreamcast
 * Sega Saturn
 * Nintendo Gamecube
 * Nintendo Wii ("Here Wii Come!")
 * Game Boy Advance
 * Wii U ("Weo weo weo weo weo weo weo weo!!")
 * Xbox 360

Favorite Video Game Genres

 * Fighting (1st Place); Recommended games: Tekken 5, Super Smash Flash 2, Tekken Tag Tournament, Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike, Tatsunoko vs. Capcom: Ultimate All Stars, Mortal Kombat: Armageddon, Killer Instinct, Marvel vs. Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds, Marvel vs. Capcom: Clash of Superheroes, Tekken 3, Super Smash Bros Brawl, Super Smash Bros (Nintendo 64), Primal Rage, Mortal Kombat 9
 * Platformer (2nd Place); Recommended games: All Sonic games in the entire series excluding Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 and Shadow the Hedgehog, Mario franchise, Megaman 8, Megaman X8, Megaman X6, Megaman X5, Megaman 8, Megaman & Bass, Megaman 7, Megaman 2, Aladdin (SNES), Earthworm Jim
 * Racing (3rd Place); Recommended games: Mario Kart series, Twisted Metal: Black, Burnout 3: Takedown, Sonic R
 * Beat 'Em Up (4th Place); Recommended titles: Final Fight series, The Combatribes, Epic Saga series, Double Dragon series
 * Puzzle (Dead Last!); Recommended games: Tetris Attack, Pokemon Puzzle League, Dr. Mario, Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine (cuz it resembles Tetris Attack as a decent clone)

Favorite Music

 * Recommended genres: Heavy Metal and every other subgenre, Old School Rap (consists of Wu-Tang Clan, Ghostface Killah, Tupac Shakur, Outkast), Electronica (Daft Punk only), J-Pop
 * Likeable artists: Michael Jackson, System of a Down, Daft Punk, Outkast, Ghostface Killah, Metallica, Pantera, 2-Pac, Superjoint Ritual, At the Gates, Soilwork, In Flames, Dark Tranquility, Cannibal Corpse, Wu-Tang Clan, Eminem (early work), Clutch, Primus, Les Claypool, Madonna, Cher, KISS, Veil of Maya, Kataklysm, Between the Buried and Me, all nintendocore acts except 100DeadRabbits!!!, Tenacious D, GWAR, Frank Zappa, Steve Vai, Behemoth, Dimmu Borgir, Oceano, Carnifex, Interpol, Coldplay, AFI (early work), Rage Against the Machine, Protest the Hero, Machine Head, Death, King Diamond, Afroman, Jon Lajoie, Psyopus, Incubus, The Cure, Marilyn Manson, Thrice, N.E.R.D., Daisuke Ishiwatari, Yuki Iwai, Hideki Okugawa, Koji Kondo, Shiro Sagisu, Masato Kouda, Tetsuya Shibata, Masato Nakamura, Howard Drossin (Sonic 3), Naofumi Hataya, Spencer Nilsen, Nobuyoshi "Sanodog" Sano, Shuki Levy, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Lonely Island, Taro Bando, Tate Norio, MC Hammer, Sir Mix-a-Lot, Led Zeppelin, Iron Maiden, Cradle of Filth, Opeth, Annotations of an Autopsy, Lenny Kravitz, Jimi Hendrix, John Lennon, Mindless Self Indulgence, Bob Marley, Static-X, Rick Astley
 * Disliked Artists: Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj, Drake, Jae Millz, just about all of Young Money Entertainment, country music, every single piece of pop music (except Japanese, Michael Jackson, Prince, that is), Justin Bieber (refer it to "Sheeber"), Miley Cyrus, Rick Ross, T-Pain, Trey Songz, Wacka Flocka Flame, Bring Me the Horizon, Avenged Sevenfold (new work), Suicide Silence, Iwrestledabearonce, Avril Lavigne, Sean Kingston, Emmure, Paramore, Seether (new work), Flyleaf, Mario, Gucci Mane, Hello Kitty Suicide Club, Dr. Acula (who?), people who criticize all music negatively.

Favorite Flash Games

 * Super Smash Flash 2
 * Super Smash Flash
 * King of Fighters Wing
 * Mario Combat
 * Stick Arena: Ballistick
 * Stick RPG 2
 * Stick RPG
 * Fishy
 * Territory War Online
 * Give Up Robot 2
 * Give Up Robot
 * Rock Paper Scissors Deathmatch
 * Bible Fight
 * Ultimate Sonic Flash
 * Anime Fighting Jam
 * Age of War 2
 * Hedgehog Launch
 * Super Mario Crossover
 * Viva Caligula!
 * Power Fox 4
 * Fire Man & Bass
 * Megaman Zero Alpha
 * Kermit Kombat

Occupations

 * Clinton High School
 * Game Ideas Wiki
 * Beecanoe
 * Geniusguy445
 * SaurianJared
 * Nintendo
 * Sega
 * SNK Playmore
 * Capcom
 * Arc System Works
 * Hiding under your bed

Favorite Movies

 * Saw


 * The Grudge


 * Jeepers Creepers


 * Hellraiser


 * A Nightmare on Elm Street


 * Seed of Chucky


 * Hatchet


 * Piranha 3D


 * Jaws


 * The Simpsons Movie


 * Constantine


 * Hulk Vs.


 * Every movie I've seen based on an anime


 * Final Destination


 * My Bloody Valentine


 * Cry Wolf


 * White Noise


 * The Exorcist


 * Dead Silence


 * Wrong Turn


 * The Hills Have Eyes


 * Halloween


 * District 9


 * Alien vs. Predator


 * The People Under the Stairs


 * Spy Kids


 * Transformers


 * 300


 * Sin City


 * Premonition


 * Cannibal Holocaust


 * Mrs. Doubtfire


 * Beavis and Butthead Do America


 * Team America: World Police


 * South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut


 * Godzilla


 * Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny


 * The Ring


 * Scary Movie


 * Alone in the Dark


 * Underworld


 * The Cat in the Hat

Latest News

 * Official video game reviews beginning April 16, 2011 and ends August 11, 2011.
 * List of Game Ideas by Me: Ends June 18, 2011... 'Nuff said.
 * Upcoming game ideas: Including Hollow, Orochi Breaker, Tatsunoko vs. Capcom 2, Severs, and some more on the horizon!
 * Appeared in Epic Saga 3: Conquest of the Judgment Emperor, Epic Saga IV: Ouroburos vs. Beecanoe ~ Final Nightmare (with true memories being restored), as current "Ouroburos" incarnation... Will finally return as original "SaurianJared" form in Epic Saga V: Those who Fight!
 * A new wiki, whereas Beecanoe and GeniusGuy445 will be able to contribute (E.T.G. may have a say in this, also.) See here for more information: http://theofficialgiwoafanfiction.wikia.com
 * FG Reviews: Coming November 18, 2011!
 * Epic Saga IV's first script launched June 3, 2011, with more comin' around!

Role in Epic Saga
Ouroburos.TheNewSaurian was created from the remnants of the original SaurianJared: basically speaking, the two incarnations are similar in terms of personality and actions. Appearances, however, are slightly different in various ways: while SaurianJared originally started off as a tall golem with searing flames all over (known as a Saurian, according to the Epic Saga timelines) and later ended up in a savage, venus flytrap-like form (but still was very much a golem). Ouroburos.TheNewSaurian is very different since although he has returned in true golem form, he has grown massively in size and has searing frost. In this condition, Ouroburos also has binded chains on his grasp, making metallic noises with every movement. this incarnation of SaurianJared is never playable and only seen in his ending of Epic Saga 2: Treason and Redemption. Epic Saga 3 will be Ouroburos's first playable appearance thus far! In Epic Saga 3 and its spinoff, Beec's Quest for Vengeance, he owns a "Dark Guy" (A shy guy who is similar in contrast to Genius Guy, but more reserved and insane towards the point of commiting suicide... and also a tad less intelligent).

After the events of the third Epic Saga title, Ouroburos and Beecanoe's relationship started to almost tear apart, after viewing the horrid nature of how humanity and evil could become trusting allies. Epic Saga IV tells the story of a young shadowy figure known as Terios, who has the power to manipulate minds of any person's presence... She intentionally made Ouroburos the way he is now, and needs Beecanoe in order to rid of all humanity, resulting in Genius Guy #445 being the only actual individual to know what goes on! At the end of the game, which also marks the end of the Epic Saga series (not spinoffs), Ouroburos takes Genius Guy to his destroyed homeplanet (the latter having mystical powers from beyond the space time continuum) and restores both it and his inhabitants, as well as Ouroburos's true self! Beecanoe once again rules his throne and constantly thinks about Dry Bowser's death (not even letting it go after what Belphegor, Shiroan's minion, caused in the last entry)... As for the others, their fate is unknown... Some say they disappeared into the abyss, others would say that the rest of the Warriors of Apocalypse teammates might have passed away! That can never be proven...

In Those Who Fight, SaurianJared has once again been brought back by Genius Guy's powers, and now decides to know about the unknown figure that sent a letter about an evil demon known as Judas... Our Saurian creature later realizes that the figure's name is ETG: A human kunoichi who was actually a young man in the past, to which the result of his current appearance was from

Quotes in Epic Saga 3: Conquest of the Judgment Emperor

 * "I, Ouroburos, am the new reincarnation of SaurianJared... Therefore, heroes... I would suggest you run for your damn lives while still valuing them enough." (Towards Mario and Co.)


 * "You monster! You damn monster! I will see to it that you forever die in my grasp for killing Lord Apocalypse!!!" (Towards Anima)


 * "Beecanoe, you pathetic fool... Power is not the only thing we need in our grasp! We also should accomplish the other deeds our now-dead Lord Apocalypse has sent us all in the process." (Warning Beecanoe about his needy power crisis)


 * "I want only one thing: while I dislike my good side, I also hate my dark side even more... If only there was some way to keep our universes apart once more! Then this endless war would end... I find no 'fun' in killing the enemies, nor do I find 'fun' harming each other!" (Speaking to Beecanoe and Geniusguy445)


 * "Does it look like I care for anything? Hardly not! I fight for only my people, Lord Apocalypse, and me." (Towards Sol Badguy)


 * "Now what abomination is this???" (Thinking about Silver the Hedgehog during their battle)


 * "Reshiram! Come forth and destroy all who stand in my way!" (When summoning Reshiram)


 * "Fuzzies? Weak and pathetic! I will be the first to obliterate their living presence." (When facing a horde of Fuzzies)


 * "Now leave... You have no reason for cowering down upon me!" (After winning a fight)
 * "I trust that you should look over Genius Guy, as he always tends to make a fool out of himself in our dark conquest..." (Speaking to Dark Guy about Geniusguy)
 * "So it was you that stopped me from opening the Demon Realm's portal? Impressive... but with that blade of yours, you'd have best think of what will happen in this fight!" (To Ichigo Kurosaki)
 * "Dark Guy is my newest demon partner... Like Genius Guy, he is in fact a "Shy Guy", but has more calmer tendencies and cannot or will not make a fool of his own self." (Introducing Beecanoe and Geniusguy to Dark Guy)

Dark Guy
In the storylines from Epic Saga: Conquest of the Judgment Emperor and Epic Saga: Beec's Quest for Vengeance (plot takes place between the second and third games prior to Ouroburos's change-in-appearance), Ouroburos legally owned a black Shy Guy from Galactic Petey, who told him that he was worthy enough to even have a partner. From hereon in as he got it, Ouroburos named the shy guy with pride, as "Dark Guy". Dark Guy's personality comes in contrast over to GeniusGuy's, but unlike the latter, who is maniacally foolish and highly intelligent, Dark Guy is uniquely reserved, calm, but can be sadistic and more intelligent than GeniusGuy sometimes. Ouroburos seems to have just more than a father-son relationship with Dark Guy (yaoi, anyone?) and can be quite protective with his partner is either threatened or harmed (on a shocking note, Ouroburos would kill his entire self if he sees Dark Guy dead, just to spend more time with him). To Beecanoe's surprise, Dark Guy seems to have steady interactions with him and the two happen to agree on strategic plans and thereafter. However, Dark Guy's relationship with Genius Guy is highly unstable: the two bicker about unimportant information throughout the story (Genius Guy boasting about his intellect and Dark Guy worrying about Ouroburos's presence), threaten each other to death, or Dark Guy having to listen to the latter's bickering while not having a part of it. Yet he still admires him deep down!

Ouroburos Presents... His All-Time Favorite Video Games of the Century

 * Sonic the Hedgehog


 * Sonic the Hedgehog 2


 * Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles


 * Sonic R


 * Sonic CD


 * Sonic the Hedgehog 4


 * Sonic Colors


 * Sonic Adventure DX


 * Sonic Adventure 2: Battle


 * Sonic Heroes


 * Sonic Unleashed


 * Sonic Rush


 * Sonic Rush Adventure


 * Sonic and the Dark Brotherhood


 * Sonic the Fighters


 * SegaSonic the Hedgehog


 * Sonic Battle


 * Sonic Spinball


 * Sonic Chaos


 * Sonic 3D Blast


 * Knuckles Chaotix


 * Garou: Mark of the Wolves


 * Guilty Gear XX: Accent Core Plus


 * BlazBlue: Calamity Trigger


 * Megaman 8


 * Megaman X8


 * Megaman 2


 * Tetris Attack


 * Super Mario World


 * Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island


 * Megaman X


 * Megaman X4


 * New Super Mario Bros Wii


 * Super Mario Bros.


 * Super Mario Bros. 2: Mario Madness


 * Super Mario Bros. 3


 * Super Mario Bros: The Lost Levels


 * Super Mario Galaxy


 * Super Mario Galaxy 2


 * Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble


 * Aladdin (SNES)


 * WWE: Day of Reckoning


 * WWE: Day of Reckoning 2


 * Mortal Kombat Armageddon


 * Mortal Kombat


 * Mortal Kombat II


 * Mortal Kombat 4


 * Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance


 * Mortal Kombat 9


 * Primal Rage


 * Killer Instinct


 * Killer Instinct Gold


 * Super Smash Bros.


 * Super Smash Bros. Brawl


 * Pokemon Stadium


 * Pokemon Stadium 2


 * Pokemon Battle Revolution


 * Street Fighter II


 * Street Fighter Alpha 3


 * Street Fighter III: New Generation


 * Street Fighter III: Second Impact


 * Street Fighter III: Third Strike


 * Marvel vs. Capcom: Clash of Superheroes


 * Marvel vs. Capcom 2: New Age of Heroes


 * Marvel vs. Capcom 3: The Fate of Two Worlds


 * Pokemon Puzzle League


 * Pokemon Diamond & Pearl


 * Pokemon Blue


 * Sonic Mega Collection


 * Sonic Gems Collection


 * Tekken 3


 * Tekken 2


 * Tekken Tag Tournament


 * Tekken Tag Tournament 2


 * Tekken 5


 * Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks


 * Tatsunoko vs. Capcom: Ultimate All-Stars


 * Star Wars Battlefront 2


 * WWF War Zone


 * Mario Kart: Double Dash


 * Mario Kart 64


 * Super Mario Kart


 * Super Mario 64


 * The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time


 * The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask


 * Zelda II: The Adventure of Link


 * The Legend of Zelda


 * Dragon Ball Z: Budokai


 * Dragon Ball Z: Budokai 2


 * Dragon Ball Z: Budokai 3


 * Dragon Ball Z: Burst Limit


 * Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 2


 * Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 3


 * Super Castlevania IV


 * Castlevania: Curse of Darkness


 * Castlevania: Symphony of the Night


 * Castlevania


 * X-Men (Sega Genesis)


 * Marvel Super Heroes vs. Street Fighter


 * X-Men vs. Street Fighter


 * X-Men: Children of the Atom


 * Super Godzilla


 * Art of Fighting


 * King of Fighters 2003


 * King of Fighters 2002: Ultimate Match


 * King of Fighters XI


 * King of Fighters XIII


 * King of Fighters '94


 * King of Fighters '95


 * King of Fighters '97


 * King of Fighters: Neowave


 * Neo Geo Battle Coliseum


 * Capcom vs. SNK: Millennium Fight 2000


 * Capcom vs. SNK 2: Mark of the Millennium 2001


 * SNK vs. Capcom: SVC Chaos


 * Darkstalkers 3


 * Mario Party 7


 * Mario Party 6


 * Mario Party 5


 * Mario Party 2


 * Super Mario Sunshine


 * Super Mario Land


 * Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins


 * Super Mario 3DS


 * Luigi's Mansion


 * Mario vs. Donkey Kong


 * Naruto Ultimate Ninja: Storm


 * Naruto Ultimate Ninja


 * Naruto Shippuden: Clash of Ninja Revolution 3


 * Naruto Shippuden: Gekitou Ninja Taisen Special


 * Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards


 * Kirby and the Amazing Mirror


 * Yoshi's Story


 * South Park (Nintendo 64)


 * Street Fighter X Tekken


 * Guitar Hero 5


 * Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock


 * Family Guy: The Video Game


 * Bleach: Heat the Soul 5


 * Bleach: Heat the Soul 6


 * Bleach: Heat the Soul 7


 * Bleach: Soul Ignition


 * Megaman 7


 * Megaman Zero


 * Megaman Zero 3


 * Megaman Zero 4


 * Mario Kart: Super Circuit


 * Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games


 * Resident Evil 4


 * Area 51 (Original)


 * Star Gladiator


 * Plasma Sword: Nightmare of Bilstein


 * Sonic Advance


 * Sonic Advance 2


 * Sonic Advance 3


 * Rock Band


 * Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening


 * Viewtiful Joe


 * Viewtiful Joe 2


 * Ratchet & Clark: Going Commando


 * Samurai Shodown V Special


 * Samurai Shodown Tenka


 * Dead or Alive 2: Ultimate


 * Metal Slug 3


 * Metal Slug


 * Metal Slug 2


 * Metal Slug 5


 * X-Men (Arcade)


 * Final Fight


 * Forgotten Worlds


 * Super Ghouls n' Ghosts


 * Pocket Fighter


 * Red Earth


 * Rival Schools: United by Fate


 * Project Justice
 * Sonic Generations
 * Tekken X Street Fighter
 * Arcana Heart
 * Arcana Heart 3
 * Megaman X6
 * Monster Hunter 3 Tri
 * The Combatribes

Ouroburos: Motto for Game Ideas Wiki!

 * "Have all power and domination... Game Ideas Wiki needs more--- NO! ALL OF THE POWER IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!!"


 * "It's not just Planet Sauria that deserves honor and valiance, but ALSO THIS WIKI!"

Japanese

 * Romi Paku (Epic Saga IV/V: Ouroburos vs. Beecanoe ~ Final Nightmare and Phase Two, Epic Saga: Ouroburos Goes to Hell, GameCom vs. Capcom: The Spawn of Morality)


 * Kenta Miyake (Epic Saga: The Video Game, Epic Saga II: Treason and Redemption, Epic Saga: Beec's Quest for Vengeance)


 * Tomokazu Sugita (Epic Saga III: Conquest of the Judgment Emperor)
 * Showtaro Morikubo (Epic Saga V: Those Who Fight)

English

 * Brian Drummond (Epic Saga: The Video Game, Epic Saga V: Those Who Fight)


 * Scott McNeil (Epic Saga II: Treason and Redemption, Epic Saga: Beec's Quest for Vengeance)


 * Nolan North (Epic Saga III: Conquest of the Judgment Emperor, Epic Saga IV/V: Ouroburos vs. Beecanoe ~ Final Nightmare and Phase Two, Epic Saga: Ouroburos Goes to Hell)

Anime

 * Dragon Ball Z
 * Dragon Ball
 * Dragon Ball GT
 * The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
 * Speed Racer (original series)
 * Voltron: Defenders of the Universe
 * Ghost in the Shell
 * Akira
 * Afro Samurai
 * One Piece
 * Bleach
 * Durarara!! (I pronounce it as "Dura rara")
 * FLCL
 * Devil May Cry: The Animated Series
 * Inuyasha
 * Full Metal Alchemist
 * Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood
 * Death Note
 * Blood +
 * Cyborg 009 (2001)
 * Soul Eater
 * Yu-Yu Hakusho
 * Case Closed
 * Cowboy Bebop
 * Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
 * Trigun
 * Lucky Star
 * Tenjho Tenge
 * Air Gear
 * Neon Genesis Evangelion
 * Slayers
 * Sailor Moon
 * Cromartie High School
 * Rosario + Vampire
 * Shaman King
 * Fist of the North Star (Hokuto No Ken)
 * Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn!
 * Gin Tama
 * Bobobobo Bo-bobo
 * Street Fighter IV: The Ties that Bind
 * High School of the Dead
 * K-On!
 * Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion
 * Mobile Suit Gundam
 * G Gundam
 * Zoids: New Century Zero
 * Zoids: Chaotic Century
 * D.Gray-man
 * Beyblade 2000
 * Beyblade V-Force
 * Hellsing Ultimate
 * Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler)
 * Kuroshitsuji II (Black Butler 2)
 * Pokemon (seasons 1-8)
 * Megaman: Day of Sigma
 * Sonic OVA
 * Shugo Chara!
 * MAR
 * Ronin Warriors
 * Black Lagoon

Other Animation/Reality/Music shows

 * Beavis & Butt-head
 * Celebrity Deathmatch
 * MTV2 Headbanger's Ball
 * The Simpsons
 * Family Guy
 * South Park (Well... Used to, anyway)
 * Sesame Street (as a child)
 * Teletubbies (as a child)
 * The Maxx
 * Aeonflux
 * Futurama
 * The Alvin Show
 * Alvin & the Chipmunks (the 80's cartoon)
 * Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
 * Metalocalypse
 * Robot Chicken
 * Mission Hill
 * Home Movies
 * Aqua Teen Hunger Force (before the name change to Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1)
 * Xavier: Renegade Angel
 * Wonder Showzen
 * Ninja Warrior
 * X-Play (Well... Used to, anyway)
 * Cinematech
 * Final Fu
 * The Andy Milonakis Show
 * Regular Show
 * MAD
 * MADtv
 * Inspector Gadget (as a child)
 * Teen Titans
 * Batman: The Animated Series
 * Freakazoid!
 * Batman Beyond
 * Superman: The Animated Series
 * Static Shock (as a child)
 * Jackie Chan Adventures (as a child)
 * Robotomy
 * The Venture Bros (Well... used to, anyway)
 * The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
 * Spongebob Squarepants (Seasons 1-3)
 * Rugrats
 * Rocket Power
 * Ren & Stimpy
 * Rocko's Modern Life
 * Kenan & Kel
 * Double Dare 2000
 * Legends of the Hidden Temple
 * Courage the Cowardly Dog
 * Full House
 * Home Improvement
 * Ed Edd 'n Eddy
 * Dexter's Laboratory
 * The Powerpuff Girls
 * Lupo the Butcher
 * The Brother's Grunt
 * The Looney Tunes Show
 * Merry Melodies
 * Tom & Jerry
 * Captain Planet
 * Mega Man (Ruby-Spears)
 * The Super Mario Bros. Super Show
 * Super Mario World (TV series)
 * Clerks
 * The Office (British series)
 * Bear in the Big Blue House (as a child)
 * Stanley (as a child)
 * The Professor Brothers
 * Superjail!
 * Sym Bionic Titan
 * Samurai Jack
 * Star Wars: The Clone Wars (both the Genndy Tartakovsky and CGI series)
 * King of the Hill
 * Crank Yankers
 * The Amazing World of Gumball
 * The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
 * Heathcliff
 * Scooby Doo, Where are You?
 * Sonic the Hedgehog

Ouroburos's Lair of Radical Entertainment (AKA "The Video Store")
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