User:Geniusguy445

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Background
"I'm the only one who is smarter and cooler than Lord Bowser himself. But don't ever mention it to him. Last time I did, he nearly physically removed my rank and about 9,800 I.Q. points." —Genius guy, Paper Mario

Genius Guys are green, super intelligent Shy Guys that are so much smarter and more loyal than the average Shy Guy. Because they are the only ones with incredible intelligence, they decided that they, the most qualified, would use their brain power to make defenses for their home in Shy Guy's Toy Box. One such defensive invention was the flying car. It was they who invented the Koopa Clown Car for Bowser and the Medi Guys. Their car, however, is the only one armed with a high powered laser. It is this laser that stole the Deadly Guy title from Anti Guys. With one hit with the laser, they can give Mario an instant game over. However if he can time the action command perfectly, the laser will recochet back to them. Fighting them is a deadly game, and are commonly referred to as Exam Guys (short for Final Examination Guys).

History
Genius Guys were created long before the events of Paper Mario. E. Gadd was experimenting with magic, boos and shyguys, among other things, and quite accidentally invented the Genius Guy. Originally, he was a regular Shy Guy, but had an enormous learning and memory capacity. Thus after a few years, he was the smartest creature in the world, and was renamed to Genius Guy. He was good friends with Gadd and the two worked on invention that would help reproduce other creatures, much in the same way as the Genius Guy. After 7 years, they invented the Hyper-Hypothesizing-Creationizer; a combination of many other devices that would allow a little thought, emotion and other ingredients to make any creature that was desired. Much to the gaming worlds disappointment, there will never be a game where a villain takes the machine and makes monsters. There were too many precautions and booby traps put in to allow that.

"Appearance" in Paper Mario
Due to their loyalty to General Guy,who commanded them not to show themselves, Genius Guys have (literally) not appeared in Paper Mario. When Mario comes close, they acticate their car's cloaking device. But, if Mario enters their base, they will not hesitate to show themselves and assist the intruder to the door. Deeper in their base, there is a single Genius Guy guarding a treasure chest holding a Super Awesome Amazing Spectacular Superb Unbelievable Infinity PWNage Plus Badge. In order to find the Genius Guy base, Mario must find an [http://www.mariowiki.com/Question_Block#Paper_Mario_series invisible ? block] that contains a [http://www.mariowiki.com/%21_Switch ! Switch]. He must hit the switch, enter the newly formed trap door, and pass an array of puzzles only someone who has an IQ of 445,000 can pass.

Aside from living in their spectacular head quarters, a single other Genius Guy may reside in Bowser's Castle, but no one has lived to confirm this. If one does, it may be the brain power behind Kammy Koopa's defenses that hinder Mario's progress.

Interests
Genius guys love learning and being able to apply their knowledge. One is currently learning about how to work with wikis. Here is a list of the games he is working on.

Proposed video games
Much of the video game content i play is Mario, so that is the type of games i will be making. (unnamed means i have an idea, just not a title.) and many, many more!

Mythology
Genius Guys are the current incarnation of a knowledge seeking race known as the "discipulum-aeterna". They are a single, immortal reincarnating being that is born a member of the least suspicious and most widespread intelligent inhabitants of the planet's time period. They spend a lifetime learning everything they possibly can through a specific race of creatures. After they die, they add their gained knowledge to their higher being. Therefore, dying in Epic Saga will not ruin the species.

Role in Epic Sega
The current incarnation is of a green Shy Guy with an incredible unlocked learning capacity, known plainly as Genius Guy. He is amazingly loyal and carries strong bonds with his race and colleague E. Gadd. Just recently joining the Saurian Jared and Beecanoe on their request for revenge, he is quickly able to discern their character and determine that harm will not be aimed at him or his race. He is invaluable to the team, as he is the smartest and least likely to back-stab those he trusts. He has a slight but healthy mistrust for everyone, since that is the prudent thing that everyone seems to forget when it is must critical. He enjoys upgrading his vehicle to better his chances at winning matches, though he doesn't need half of them. He is also the character with the most upgrades. He has the worst stamina of the group, but that can be turned off. By him.

He has the least hate for any hero of the group, but harbors a strong distaste for Mario. His quest is to defeat Mario before his team does, for reasons he does not disclose, but will write down for the player to find.

This Shy Guy is probably the least exciting character from a story standpoint. He sometimes has a tendency to deduce what is happening and makes strange situations extremely anticlimactic and boring. This is an example of a battle close to the beginning of the game. Each new line represents a different turn.
 * Yes. Hmmm, yes. 
 * See? 
 * Battles, appearance, hmmm...
 * O.K. 
 * There is someone watching us from another dimension. 
 * When that shadow appears, it changes the attack styles of my enemies.
 * We each appear to take turns, where either one attacks and the other has an opportunity to block or counter.
 * All this...as opposed to...one second please.
 * Eureka. I mean, EUREKA!
 * If I just do this....BEEP! [Button push. Style changes to beat-em-up.]
 * Ah...ha...Nice!...This... oooo.... is more of a, phew, free-for-all. I ow!, grrrr, BEEP!
 * There. I believe that was a "beat-em-up" style for a game. Interesting.
 * Confirmed.
 * (nothing until win) 
 * (Winning) What? You think it to be unusual that I correctly deduce that I am in game, that my actions are controlled by less intelligent being from another dimension and that it didn't take me that long? You've got a lot to learn.
 * (nothing until win) 
 * (Winning) What? You think it to be unusual that I correctly deduce that I am in game, that my actions are controlled by less intelligent being from another dimension and that it didn't take me that long? You've got a lot to learn.

There are many other cases where he deduces the entire plot line. Luckily, he doesn't say it out loud, but rather writes it down for the player to find as Easter eggs.

Quotes

 * "I win. Because that is the point of this game. ... I'm bored now. Make me do something interesting." After a boss fight
 * "Ironic deaths? Ironic deaths are good. I think I will entreat you to one." After killing a boss in RPG mode after 20 turns
 * "You're...strong...(Pant)...I'll...give you that. But...I still win." After killing a boss in RPG mode after 35 turns
 * "Oooooo. Finally. I'm glad I can't die. Heh heh. Sorry, you wouldn't understand. After killing a boss in RPG mode after 50 turns
 * "Oooo, they're going to have to glue you back together. IN THE UNDERWHERE! That didn't sound as good as I hoped." Beating a certain boss (TF2 Demoman reference)
 * "Ha ha ha! Idiots."/ "It's obvious the better would win"/ "This is fun! ... Must. Stop. Playing. As. Peach. In. Brawl."/ "No wonder. I had my laser set too high. No hard feelings?" Winning a fight
 * "Stupid game. I'm leaving Vanishes for a second" Losing a fight
 * "POW!"/ "Sucker!"/ "Bet that hurt!"/ "It's called "dodging". Man this game genre makes my life sooo much easier!" Hitting the opponent
 * "wooooowwwww!"/ "Fail."/ "Mis. Calc. Cu. La. Tion!"/ "Oh, Come ON!" missing the opponent
 * "ow."/ "ow. That's right, you don't deserve capitalization on my response." getting hit

Easter Eggs
'''Warning! Spoiler alert!'''
 * "I know how to reverse time. It helps to know these things. If anyone kills me, my car automatically uses the formulas I came up with to reverse time and bring me back to life. I wrote the formulas on another egg."
 * "Died a fire golem, reborn an ice golem. Hmmm, reincarnation. It tugs a thought that refuses to come. Grrr."
 * "Enjoy the retro music! Original Super Mario Music plays"
 * "Bandits: only trust them as deep as your wallet"
 * "Shy Guys: only trust them as interesting as your most unusual object"
 * "Snifits: only trust them as close as their gunk ball range. Most loyal of the three species of Shy Guys."

Genius Guys...

 * ...can have just two potato chips. (And is working on having just one)
 * ...do not get dizzy from touching Fuzzy
 * ...look at a monster and it gets confused
 * ...can deduce whether they are in a game or not. And then mess with the game dynamics
 * ...I.Q.s are OVER 9,000!
 * ...sink head first, but are amazing swimmers
 * ...can memorize a song before they listen to it
 * ...Consider mentally calculating pie to the billionth digit a coming-of-age test
 * ...Cannot fall asleep performing calculus
 * ...Don't consider memorizing the dictionary weird