Thread:ClarentBloodArthur/@comment-5688420-20190226154100/@comment-38679358-20190302020444

I always wondered - do you ever feel like after you take a shit you feel as if it is the biggest shit you took? I think that. Every day. After I take a shit I think that its the biggest one I took. But it isn't. Because the next day I think that. And the next day. And the next day. Every day a year. 5 times a day.

Then one day, I woke up. And I was the shit.