User:Bkiddyman

On the wiki, Geniusguy, Ouroburos, and I are a good team. Ouroburos is the leader, Geniusguy is the programmer, and I am, uh... Oh yeah! I have the most fantastic ideas! I can be so good at this, I can make new series with new characters and everything!

Real Name: Beecanoe (Dry Bones have odd names. That's why everyone just calls every one Dry Bones.

Age: 14

Birthday: October 12, 1996

Alliance: Dry Bowser (in Bowser's army)

About Dry Bowser
Contrary to popular belief, the Dry Bowser in New Super Mario Bros. is a different Dry Bowser than the one in Mario Kart Wii and Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games. The one in New Super Mario Bros. was Bowser after his skin got burned off. This one is a reincarnation of Bowser from that form. He works alongside Bowser in terrorizing the Mushroom Kingdom.

Story
Beecanoe was once a Koopa Troopa for Bowser's army, but in a fatal accident when Mario attacked him, Beec fell into the lava near his post. He became a Dry Bones, who was assigned to become a minor grunt in Dry Bowser's half of the Koopa Troop. Beec looked upon his sad, shambling piles of bones that had once been Koopas just like him, but met their demise from the murderous obese plumber. Beec filled with so much hate that his eyes turned permanently red. He set off on a quest to take part in his new hobby, hero hunting. He began with going to La Mulana and murdering Lemeza and stealing his hat, just to start small. It turned out that the more evil he did, the more scraggly and terrifying he became. So he found out after he murdered long forgotten heroes such as Kooper, Toadiko, and eventually he even killed Alex Kidd himself. Upon his return, Dry Bowser did not chastise Beecanoe for leaving the castle, but congratulated him on his success of killed heroes. He greatly promoted him to be his most trusted servant. Thus is how he is here today the way he is.

In Epic Saga
A powerful being entitled "Overlord Apocalypse" offers to side with Bowser and Dry Bowser in a war against all heroes. Both accept, and a deadly alliance is born. Overlord Apocalypse discovers a hindrance in his plan. Six heroes, Mario, Sonic, Megaman, Luigi, Shadow, and Zero, have been taking out many of Apocalypse's forces. Since Bowser, Apocalypse, and Dry Bowser have their own duties to attend to, they decide to send out six of their own mercenaries to dispatch the pests. Mr. Bones, being a high-ranked member of the Koopa Troop, volunteers himself. Dry Bowser's messenger, Dry Paratroopa, is sent with Mr. Bones. Bowser's secret weapon, Galactic Petey follows suit. Apocalypse knew this wouldn't be enough. They needed three more. Bowser turns to the Genius Guys, the most formidable group in the Koopa Troop. He randomly chooses a number. That number was number 445. The Genius Guy tagged with that number approaches and joins the team. Dry Bowser then turns to his servant, Beecanoe, and pushes him toward the group and says "Of course you're going. Hero hunting is your specialty isn't it?" Beecanoe nodds and then says, "What about the sixth?"

Just then, two Koopatrols appear with a cuffed individual. He resembled a firey golem. One Koopatrol states that this prisoner wanted an alliance with King Bowser, because he had the same objective of destroying all heroes. Beecanoe rushes over and scolds the Koopatrols for cuffing the golem and uncuffs him. This strange creature made of rock is none other than Jared the Saurian, as he had told Beecanoe. For a start, Beecanoe tells him, is that he can join a new group of mercenaries. Jared accepts, and a team of six is formed.

Subpages

 * So far, just this one.

My Best Work

 * Mario Bros.:The Underground
 * Super Smash Bros. Finale
 * Epic Saga: The Video Game
 * Chibi-Fighters

Favorite Online Video Series

 * The Annoying Orange
 * Super Mario Bros. Z
 * Project: Game Over
 * Super Smash Bros. ST
 * Smashtasm
 * Sonic: Nazo Unleashed
 * Legend of the Shadow Star
 * Equals Three
 * Chad Vader
 * Retarded Policeman

Progress on the Epic Saga series
I plan on doing more work/cleaning up ES and ES:TAR. Once that happens, count on a third and final Epic Saga game. With the first ES introducing Apocalypse and the second introducing Penumbra, the third villain will have a blood relationship to the other two overlords, but not by brotherhood. He will be the most powerful villain the heroes have ever faced.

As for the storyline of the second Epic Saga, I have some amazing ideas that I think Ouroburos and Geniusguy will find to be pretty good.

Top 10 Favorite Characters

 * 10. Mecha/Metal Sonic


 * 9. Chaos


 * 8. Bowser


 * 7. Pelipper


 * 6. Yoshi (preferrably Black, Green, and Yellow colors)


 * 5. Metaknight


 * 4. Darth Vader


 * 3. Shadow the Hedgehog


 * 2. Dry Bowser


 * 1. Mata Nui

Top 10 Favorite Series

 * 10. Punch-Out!!


 * 9. Pirates of the Caribbean


 * 8. Metroid


 * 7. Kirby


 * 6. Donkey Kong


 * 5. Star Wars


 * 4. Sonic


 * 3. Pokemon


 * 2. Mario


 * 1. Bionicle

Series I'd like to try

 * Megaman
 * Halo
 * The Legend of Zelda
 * Metroid
 * Kirby
 * StarFox
 * Metal Gear
 * Final Fantasy (replaced by Call of Duty/Modern Warfare)

Chuck Norris approved games
I highly reccomend the following Wii, DS, and Online games

Wii

 * Super Smash Bros. Brawl
 * Mario Kart Wii
 * Mario Strikers Charged
 * Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games
 * Metroid: Other M
 * Super Smash Bros. (Virtual Console)

DS

 * Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
 * Mario Kart DS

Online Games

 * Super Smash Flash
 * Super Smash Flash 2
 * Super Mario Bros. Crossover
 * Stick War
 * Prince of War
 * Commando Assault
 * Interactive Buddy
 * Mario Combat

Role in Epic Saga
Beecanoe is the default member of the movement against the Mario Bros. He recruited five other allies (Jared the Saurian, Genius Guy, Galactic Petey, Mr. Bones, and Dry Paratroopa. Out of the team, he has the deepest hatred for Mario, as he had turned him into what he is from a Koopa Troopa. He'd also killed his greatest friend of all, Marrow. Beecanoe's sole mission is to destroy Mario for his master Dry Bowser. So he and his team set out to find the seven Chaos Emeralds, the eight Grand Stars, and the three pieces of the Triforce to hopefully gain enough power to finally stop him.

Quotes
===In Epic Saga===

Battle
''"Is it hot in here, or is it just me?" ''- when using his first special attack, Necrinferno.

''"Ah ha ha ha!" - ''when using his second special attack, Penumbullet

Favorite Artists

 * Foo Fighters - For: The Pretender, All My Life, Learn to Fly, Long Road to Ruin, Monkey Wrench


 * AC/DC - For: Thunderstruck, Hell's Bells, Highway to Hell


 * The Beatles - For: A Hard Day's Night, Come Together, Here Comes the Sun


 * B.o.B - For: Magic


 * Bon Jovi - For: It's My Life


 * Breaking Benjamin - For: Blow me Away, Diary of Jane, I Will Not Bow


 * Chip-Man & The Buckwheat Boys - For: Peanut Butter Jelly Time


 * Dragonforce - For: Through the Fire and Flames


 * Hans Zimmer/Klaus Badelt - For: He's a Pirate, The Kraken


 * KISS - For: Rock and Roll all Nite


 * Kansas - For: Carry on My Wayward Son


 * Marty O'Donnell & Michael Salvatori - For: Halo Main Theme


 * Metalica - For: Master of Puppets, Wherever I May Roll


 * O-Zone - For: Dragonstea Din Tei


 * Ozzy Osbourne - For: Iron Man


 * Queen - For: Bohemian Rhapsody, Another One Bites the Dust, We are the Champions, We Will Rock You


 * Rick James - For: Super Freak


 * Scatman John - For: Scatman


 * Survivor - For: Eye of the Tiger


 * Weezer - For: Pork and Beans, Beverly Hills


 * "Wierd Al" Yankovic - For: Amish Paradise, Fat, Eat It, Like a Surgeon, The Night Santa Went Crazy, White & Nerdy


 * ZZ Top - For: La Grange, Sharp Dressed Man, Cheap Sunglasses


 * Fort Minor - For: Remember the Name


 * Eminem - For: Not Afraid, Love the Way you Lie (his part)


 * Spose - For: I'm Awesome


 * Sonic Music - Open Your Heart, Live & Learn, What I'm Made Of, I Am...All of Me, His World, Seven Rings in Hand, Sonic Boom, Super Sonic Racing, Knight of the Wind


 * Twisted Sister - For: I Wanna Rock


 * boxkar - For: daydreaming, wishing to stay


 * Van Halen - For: Panama


 * Linkin Park - For: What I've Done, In the End

Female Ekans named Barbara

 * Male Onix named Rocky
 * Male Slowpoke named Arnold
 * Male Rattata named Angelo
 * Two Exeggcute Eggs

1-735879487.jpg the Mole
After the recruitment of Dark Guy, Beecanoe realized he needed his own loyal partner rather than always relying on his friends to always be obedient. He sent a call out for a loyal partner to work for him. Of course, because Beecanoe was well-known all over the universe, it would be an honor enough to simply work beside him, regardless of pay.

One anthropomorphic mole answers his call. His name is Turbo, and possesses skills that rival if not beat that of Knuckles.

Turbo arrived and became a loyal sidekick, proving to be very powerful. He became well-liked in the group and even defended Genius Guy in arguments. Only two members don't like him that much. Those members are Dark Guy and Galactic Petey. Dark Guy was a very popular member of the team until Turbo showed up and proved just as good. Dark Guy envies Turbo, but Turbo doesn't seem to dislike Dark Guy that much. He sees him as another worthy team member and wouldn't hestitate to help him out in a battle.

Galactic Petey doesn't like Turbo because he used to be Beec's right-hand-man. At least that's how he saw it. Beec sees Turbo and Petey as equals, but Petey thinks Beec is just faking. He also dislikes Turbo because he's a mole, and moles tend to kill plants, a less intelligent reason for his dislike.

Quotes

 * "Beecanoe, I pledge your alliance. I hope to carry out the same successes you have accomplished." - when being recruited to the team
 * "I care about all members of my team. Even the ones who wish me ill will." - when talking to Dark Guy
 * "Moles kill plants. I don't" - replying to Galactic's remark saying "Moles kill plant!"
 * "Now is that any way to talk to a genius?" - when defending Genius Guy in an argument
 * "Ouroburos! At last, I can lay my eyes upon a true warrior! Besides Beecanoe, that is." - when meeting Ouroburos for the first time.
 * "Fuzzies? Oh yeah, now we have a fight!" - before a battle with an army of fuzzies (which seem to happen often in Epic Saga).

Powers

 * Black Fire of the Necrinferno - creates an inferno of black fire
 * Ice Palm - shoots ice out of his palm
 * Dragon Twister - creates a twister by spinning in his shell
 * Magma Stream - creates a magma flow causing the ground to gradually deal more and more damage to foes
 * Spirit Supernova - turns enormous, grows wings, loses his cape and hat and unleashes a massive transparent beam. This can only be executed by Nova Beecanoe, Beecanoe's super form.
 * Frenzy Skull - takes off his head and throws it at a foe. Several other duplicates fly after it.
 * Optic Heat - shoots heat out of his eyes.
 * Shred - whips out an electric guitar and starts slamming on it. Foes are bombarded by the awesomeness. This is Beecanoe's second most powerful move next to Spirit Supernova.

Theme Song
(chanting)

The end is near when he's been revived

Vengeance to the heroes' pride

Nothing good shall survive

When evil as we know it comes alive

He lost his chance at destiny

To the body of purity

Revenge uproots from his tomb

Will not rest until good is doomed

(singing)

He's seen betrayl, death, and sorrow

How can he not cause the same?

But must he tear apart the world

To make sure all are crippled, hobbled, or maimed?

(chanting)

But deep down in his deep dark soul

You finds not hatred for each and all

But it's mourning and sorrow you find instead

For the life he could have lead

(singing)

He's seen famine, torture, and hate

How can he not act the same?

But must he kill all that's good?

To avenge his sadness and pain?

(choir sings and the song fades)