Champions of Middle-Earth/Character Intro Banter

Vs himself
Aragorn 1: "You will yield." Aragorn 2: "I am the true King!" Aragorn 1: "The true King doesn't rely on deception!" Aragorn 1: "Tell me something only I would know." Aragorn 2: "Your mother's name was Cirean as well?" Aragorn 1: "How is that possible...?" Aragorn 1: "Show yourself, Sauron!" Aragorn 2: "I'm afraid you are mistaken." Aragorn 1: "Your death will reveal the truth!" Aragorn 1: "You will yield." Aragorn 2: "To you? Never!" Aragorn 1: "Then you leave me no choice!"

Aragorn 1: "Why should I fight myself?" Aragorn 2: "The perseverance of my line depends on it!" Aragorn 1: "I'm Isildur's Heir, not Isildur himself!"

Vs Frodo
Aragorn: "I have sworn to protect you!" Frodo: "Can you protect me from yourself?" Aragorn: "Guess we're about to find out!"

Vs himself
Frodo 1: "Must've had the Ring too long..." Frodo 2: "That means you have failed in your Quest!" Frodo 1: "Then this would be my atonement!"

Frodo 1: "Where's your Sam?" Frodo 2: "I've sent him home." Frodo 1: "That was a big mistake!"

Frodo 1: "The Ring has corrupted us both..." Frodo 2: "The Ring was entrusted to me alone!" Frodo 1: "Is that what I sound like?"

Frodo 1: "Must've had the Ring too long..." Frodo 2: "Last time I looked, I'm the real Frodo!" Frodo 1: "Keep telling yourself that!"

Frodo 1: "The Ring has corrupted us both..." Frodo 2: "The Ring was entrusted to me alone!" Frodo 1: "You can keep your precious Ring, 'stinker'!"

Vs Aragorn
Frodo: "You done doubting yourself, Aragorn?" Aragorn: "The perseverance of my line depends on it!" Frodo: "Alright then. Show me what you got!"

Vs Pippin
Frodo: "Last chance to go home." Pippin: "And miss out on all the fun?" Frodo: "Alright, but don't say I didn't warn you."

Frodo: "Stop it, Pippin!" Pippin: "And let you call me a fool again?" Frodo: "Is that was this is about?"

Vs Sam
Frodo: "So it comes to this?" Sam: "If it weren't for the Ring, we wouldn't even be here!" Frodo: "Somehow, that makes a lot of sense."

Frodo: "Last chance to go home." Sam: "Maybe I will after I beat you!" Frodo: "Alright, but don't say I didn't warn you."

Frodo: "You've been quiet lately..." Sam: "Let's just get this over with!" Frodo: "At least let me fix what's bothering you!"

Vs himself
Gimli 1: "Father, is that you?" Gimli 2: "I am not your father!" Gimli 1: "Then I'll have those axes back, if you don't mind!"

Gimli 1: "Move aside, laddie!" Gimli 2: "This must be that witch's doing!" Gimli 1: "How dare you insult Lady Galadriel!"

Gimli 1: "Wearing my father's armory? You're asking for it!" Gimli 2: "From you?" Gimli 1: "To Durin, it is an offense!"

Gimli 1: "" Gimli 2: "" Gimli 1: "

Vs Legolas
Gimli: "I could've been a Lord and a father!" Legolas: "Too bad you missed that chance, Dwarf!" Gimli: "Because I got stuck with you!"

Vs himself
Legolas 1: "Who are you?" Legolas 2: "I bring warning from the future!" Legolas 1: "You will die here and now!" Legolas 1: "Have you slain Bolg as well?" Legolas 2: "I do not recall ever fighting him!" Legolas 1: "This fight will jog your memory!" Legolas 1: "Who are you?" Legolas 2: "Legolas, Prince of the Woodland Realm!" Legolas 1: "An imposter and a liar!" Legolas 1: "You again?" Legolas 2: "You know why I'm here." Legolas 1: "Then you already know your fate!"

Vs Azog
Legolas: "It is not possible. Thorin has killed you!" Azog: "Now I am Azog reborn!" Legolas: "Not for much longer!"

Vs Boromir
Legolas: "I would never trust you." Boromir: "What about the Hobbits?" Legolas: "They're the only reason you're still alive."

Vs Pippin
Legolas: "You have a problem?" Pippin: "You really need to converse more..." Legolas: "And you really need to get your head together."

Vs Sam
Legolas: "Nice to meet a fellow botanist." Sam: "You mean gardener?" Legolas: "Different names, same meaning."

Legolas: "Looking for your friend?" Sam: "Why do you assume that?" Legolas: "You cannot last a day without him!"

Vs himself
Merry 1: "It's like looking in a mirror!" Merry 2: "And you are?" Merry 1: "The real Meriadoc Brandybuck!"

Merry 1: "There can't be two of me!" Merry 2: "Get used to it, chum!" Merry 1: "Sorry, but one of us has to go!"

Merry 1: "You my twin brother?" Merry 2: "In your dreams!" Merry 1: "Well, no need to be rude about it!"

Merry 1: "Real funny..." Merry 2: "You know what's funny? Your face!" Merry 1: "You know you just insulted yourself, right?"

Vs Frodo
Merry: "You too, huh?" Frodo: "Let's just say the Ring was involved." Merry: "Fight first, then we'll apologize to them."

Vs Merry
Merry: "Pippin! How are your sisters?" Pippin: "You greet me by asking about my sisters?" Merry: "From the only child, yours truly!"

Merry: "Pippin, I..." Pippin: "I thought you never want to see me again!" Merry: "Guess I deserve this..."

Merry: "Were you poking around Sam's garden again?" Pippin: "I swear! I didn't touch a thing!" Merry: "Oh, sure..."

Merry: "You remembered to eat your greens?" Pippin: "What's the fun in being tall?" Merry: "You're the first who drank the Ent Draught!"

Vs Sam
Merry: "I've been looking for you, Sam." Sam: "And here I am!" Merry: "Now let's see who's the better guardian!"

Merry: "Remember when I helped cure you from food poisoning?" Sam: "Of course! How could I forget?" Merry: "Just reminding you of your own health."

Vs himself
Pippin 1: "This is going to be good!" Pippin 2: "What? Pippin versus Pippin?" Pippin 1: "Yeah. Who'd be a fool to pass this up?"

Pippin 1: "Uh, who are you?" Pippin 2: "Who do you think?" Pippin 1: "You know what? Let's skip the questioning!"

Pippin 1: "You don't look like Merry..." Pippin 2: "I'm you, Fool of the Took!" Pippin 1: "Been called that before, but not by you!"

Pippin 1: "Hello, good looking!" Pippin 2: "Self-compliment! Lovely!" Pippin 1: "Yeah, I know!"

Vs Aragorn
Pippin: "What's with you, anyway?" Aragorn: "You're sometimes too difficult to heal." Pippin: "Well, your dour look is not helping your case!"

Vs Azog
Pippin: "Move it or lose it." Azog: "I never lose!" Pippin: "You will today!"

Vs Boromir
Pippin: "Trying to steal the Ring then getting yourself killed? Were you mad?" Boromir: "I've paid for all of it!" Pippin: "I know. I saw the whole thing! The killing part anyway..."

Vs Frodo
Pippin: "If it isn't the Ring-bearer!" Frodo: "Will you please stop calling me that?" Pippin: "Whatever you say, Mad Baggins II!"

Pippin: "If it isn't the Ring-bearer!" Frodo: "Oh, now you're asking for it!" Pippin: "From you? Please..."

Pippin: "You're going to get hurt!" Frodo: "I've been hurt since the War!" Pippin: "Doesn't mean you're stopping me!"

Vs Gimli
Pippin: "I never had a chance to thank you." Gimli: "Uh, for what?" Pippin: "You don't remember getting me out from under a troll?"

Pippin: "What's with you, anyway?" Gimli: "You didn't save me any salted pork!" Pippin: "You were never there to ask!"

Vs Gollum
Pippin: "You must be that 'stinker' Sam mentioned!" Gollum: "Fresh Hobbit meat! We taste!" Pippin: "There will be no tasting, got it?"

Vs Legolas
Pippin: "You're going to get hurt!" Legolas: "I can take the pain." Pippin: "So smug! But for how long?"

Pippin: "How are you liking Fangorn?" Legolas: "It's old, filled with memory and anger." Pippin: "Don't forget slow!"

Vs Merry
Pippin: "You didn't have to go with me, you know." Merry: "Somebody has to keep you on the reigns." Pippin: "I'm not a tween anymore, Merry."

Pippin: "What's with you, anyway?" Merry: "I just don't like what Saruman's Orcs did to you!" Pippin: "Let it go already."

Pippin: "Where's your horse?" Merry: "Didn't feel like riding Stybba today." Pippin: "I brought mine."

Vs himself
Sam 1: "Samwise the Strong?" Sam 2: "Who wants to know?" Sam 1: "Samwise the Brave!"

Sam 1: "You're Samwise as well?" Sam 2: "Well, there can't be two Sams!" Sam 1: "Right! One of us has to go home!"

Sam 1: "Did you steal the Ring from Mr. Frodo?" Sam 2: "I had to! It was the only way!" Sam 1: "This must be a bad dream..."

Sam 1: "Deep down, you hold resentment..." Sam 2: "Mr. Frodo's change was the Ring's doing!" Sam 1: "Then you're in denial, Samwise Gamgee!"

Vs Azog
Sam: "Didn't you die!?!" Azog: "Now I am Azog reborn!" Sam: "Thorin should've aimed for you head!"

Vs Boromir
Sam: "You will pay for what you did to Mr. Frodo!" Boromir: "Can't talk you out of this fight, can I?" Sam: "Now I attack you!"

Sam: "Didn't you die!?!" Boromir: "Perhaps the river saved me." Sam: "Well, you're not getting off that easy!"

Sam: "It's Sean versus Sean..." Boromir: "What are you mumbling about?" Sam: "Forget I said anything!"

Sam: "Did you steal the Ring from Mr. Frodo?" Boromir: "No, but I'm atoning for the attempt!" Sam: "Well, you're not getting off that easy!"

Vs Dwalin
Sam: "Didn't you die!?!" Dwalin: "You mistake me for my brother." Sam: "Guess that explains a lot."

Vs Frodo
Sam: "Who are you and what have you done with Frodo?" Frodo: "Perhaps I killed him and took his place." Sam: "Somehow, that was kind of funny."

Sam: "Hope you brought more than Sting." Frodo: "Sting will hurt more than a barrow blade." Sam: "Remind Elrond to forge me a similar Elvish blade!"

Sam: "Who are you and what have you done with Frodo?" Frodo: "That hurts, Sam." Sam: "No. This will hurt!"

Sam: "Mr. Frodo, you are in no condition to fight!" Frodo: "You and I both know we need this, Sam!" Sam: "Fine. Let's settle this!"

Vs Merry
Sam: "Learned anything in Rohan?" Merry: "Other than caring for horses?" Sam: "Or we could start with their love for blood!"

Sam: "You didn't save me any Ent Draught!" Merry: "Somebody's green with envy!" Sam: "Would you stop with the gardening jest already?"

Sam: "I scared away a big spider!" Merry: "I helped kill the Witch-king!" Sam: "Well-played, little shanks!"

Sam: "Alright, what have you done to Pippin?" Merry: "Like it's any of your business!" Sam: "Well, you're not getting off that easy!"