User:Ouroburos.TheNewSaurian/SaurianJared

Backstory: SaurianJared has become deceased February 23, 2011. Being stricken with anger and insanity, he threw his entire Saurian body into a glacier of ice and committed suicide. On this same day, he regained a new soul... Beecanoe and Geniusguy searched everywhere for their now-dead companion, and found an icy behemoth frozen in between the two glaciers. They summoned the powers of Lord Apocalypse (now deceased) to thaw out the ice, on what the duo were shocked at what they saw: this new incarnation of SaurianJared finally being an ice golem. "I am SaurianJared no longer...", speaking in a powerful and gravelly (probably misspelled) voice. "MY NAME IS OUROBUROS!" He arises from his new home planet's throne and gently picks up Beecanoe and Geniusguy simultaneously. The last thing he says is this: "We must destroy all that is good and serve Lord Apocalypse!".

Age: 15

Birthdate: January 28, 1996

Height: 5'7"

Weight: ???

Likes: Lord Apocalypse, Beecanoe, Geniusguy445, Sauria, his true heart, flames (former body), ice

Dislikes: flames, ice (former body), the good side, impatience, Fuzzy (worst thing known to man in a Saurian's mind)

Actual Likes: Gaming, Sleep, Exercise, Hockey, Bowling, High school

Actual Dislikes: Immature people, Politics, Mainstream media today

Occupation: High school student, Protector of Sauria

Quotes in Epic Saga: "Fuzzies? Weak and pathetic! I will obliterate their living presence.", "Lord Apocalypse is awaiting my return at last...", "Ouroburos is who I am... SaurianJared right about now is nothing anymore", "If only I never acted so foolish and insane, I wouldn't have died so worthless.", "The only thing I want on my planet... for my people to have true feelings for darkness."

Favorite Video Game Consoles (including handheld)

 * Sega Genesis
 * Nintendo 64
 * Game Boy Color
 * Nintendo 3DS
 * Playstation
 * Playstation 2
 * Super Nintendo Entertainment System
 * Sega CD
 * Xbox
 * Sega Dreamcast
 * Sega Saturn
 * Nintendo Gamecube
 * Nintendo Wii
 * Nintendo 3DS

Favorite Video Game Genres

 * Fighting (1st Place); Recommended games: Tekken 5, Super Smash Flash 2, Tekken Tag Tournament, Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike, Tatsunoko vs. Capcom: Ultimate All Stars, Mortal Kombat: Armageddon, Killer Instinct, Marvel vs. Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds, Marvel vs. Capcom: Clash of Superheroes, Tekken 3, Super Smash Bros Brawl, Super Smash Bros (Nintendo 64)
 * Platformer (2nd Place); Recommended games: All Sonic games in the entire series excluding Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 and Shadow the Hedgehog, Mario franchise, Megaman 8, Megaman X8, Megaman 2, Aladdin (SNES)
 * Racing (3rd Place); Recommended games: Mario Kart series, Twisted Metal: Black, Burnout 3: Takedown
 * Puzzle (Dead Last!); Recommended games: Tetris Attack, Pokemon Puzzle League, Dr. Mario

Favorite Music

 * Recommended genres: Heavy Metal and every other subgenre, Old School Rap (consists of Wu-Tang Clan, Ghostface Killah, Tupac Shakur, Outkast), Electronica (Daft Punk only), J-Pop
 * Likeable artists: Michael Jackson, System of a Down, Daft Punk, Outkast, Ghostface Killah, Metallica, Pantera, 2-Pac, Superjoint Ritual, At the Gates, Soilwork, In Flames, Dark Tranquility, Cannibal Corpse, Wu-Tang Clan, Eminem (early work), Clutch, Primus, Les Claypool, Madonna, Cher, KISS, Veil of Maya, Kataklysm, Between the Buried and Me, all nintendocore acts except 100DeadRabbits!!!, Tenacious D, GWAR, Frank Zappa, Steve Vai, Behemoth, Dimmu Borgir, Oceano, Carnifex, Interpol, Coldplay, AFI (early work), Rage Against the Machine, Protest the Hero, Machine Head, Death, King Diamond, Afroman, Jon Lajoie, Psyopus, Incubus, The Cure, Marilyn Manson, Thrice, N.E.R.D., Daisuke Ishiwatari, Yuki Iwai, Hideki Okugawa, Koji Kondo, Shiro Sagisu, Masato Kouda, Tetsuya Shibata, Nobuyoshi "Sanodog" Sano, Shuki Levy, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Lonely Island, Taro Bando, Tate Norio, MC Hammer, Sir Mix-a-Lot, Led Zeppelin, Iron Maiden, Cradle of Filth, Opeth, Annotations of an Autopsy, Lenny Kravitz, Jimi Hendrix, John Lennon, Mindless Self Indulgence, Bob Marley, Static-X, Rick Astley
 * Disliked Artists: Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj, Drake, Jae Millz, just about all of Young Money Entertainment, country music, every single piece of pop music (except Japanese, that is), Justin Bieber (refer it to "Sheeber"), Miley Cyrus, Rick Ross, T-Pain, Trey Songz, Wacka Flocka Flame, Bring Me the Horizon, Avenged Sevenfold (new work), Suicide Silence, Iwrestledabearonce, Avril Lavigne, Sean Kingston, Emmure, Paramore, Seether (new work), Flyleaf, Mario, Gucci Mane, Hello Kitty Suicide Club, Dr. Acula (who?), people who criticize all music negatively.

Favorite Flash Games

 * Super Smash Flash 2
 * Super Smash Flash
 * King of Fighters Wing
 * Mario Combat
 * Stick Arena: Ballistick
 * Stick RPG 2
 * Stick RPG
 * Fishy
 * Territory War Online
 * Give Up Robot 2
 * Give Up Robot
 * Rock Paper Scissors Deathmatch
 * Bible Fight
 * Ultimate Sonic Flash
 * Anime Fighting Jam
 * Age of War 2
 * Hedgehog Launch
 * Super Mario Crossover

Occupations

 * Clinton High School
 * Game Ideas Wiki
 * Beecanoe
 * Geniusguy445
 * SaurianJared
 * Nintendo
 * Sega
 * SNK Playmore
 * Capcom
 * Arc System Works
 * Hiding under your bed

Favorite Movies

 * Saw


 * The Grudge


 * Jeepers Creepers


 * Hellraiser


 * A Nightmare on Elm Street


 * Seed of Chucky


 * Hatchet


 * Piranha 3D


 * Jaws


 * The Simpsons Movie


 * Constantine


 * Hulk Vs.


 * Every movie I've seen based on an anime


 * Final Destination


 * My Bloody Valentine


 * Cry Wolf


 * White Noise


 * The Exorcist


 * Dead Silence


 * Wrong Turn


 * The Hills Have Eyes


 * Halloween


 * District 9


 * Alien vs. Predator


 * The People Under the Stairs


 * Spy Kids


 * Transformers


 * 300


 * Sin City


 * Premonition


 * Cannibal Holocaust


 * Mrs. Doubtfire


 * Beavis and Butthead Do America


 * Team America: World Police


 * South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut


 * Godzilla


 * Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny


 * The Ring


 * Scary Movie


 * Alone in the Dark


 * Underworld


 * The Cat in the Hat

Latest News

 * Official video game reviews beginning April 16, 2011.
 * Game Ideas: Indefinite hiatus running June 29, 2011... All other information unknown!
 * Upcoming game ideas: Including Blazblue X Guilty Gear, Sonic Adventure 3, Tekken Flash, and Anime Fighting Jam II: Berserk Age.