List of quotes in Minecraft: Biome Settlers said by the Mooshroom Brewer

When spawning as

 * "Yes! I get to give my enemies their demise!"
 * "Yes! I get to give my enemies their demise!"
 * "Yes! I get to give my enemies their demise!"
 * "Yes! I get to give my enemies their demise!"
 * "Yes! I get to give my enemies their demise!"

When the weapon overheats

 * "D'oh!"
 * "Ugh!"
 * "Aww!"
 * "Auch!"
 * "Ohh!"

When hit by an enemy player

 * "Hey! That's not how you treat a brawny old man like that!"
 * "OHHH! The incessant pain!"
 * "Hey! That's not how you treat a brawny old man like that!"
 * "OHHH! The incessant pain!"
 * "OHHH! The incessant pain!"

When vanquished by an enemy player

 * "I knew I should've kept my Claritin with me!"
 * "Avenge me, Grandma!"
 * "I knew I should've kept my Claritin with me!"
 * "Avenge me, Grandma!"

When entering his Vile Mode meter

 * "Hahaha! The sweet, evil power is mine!"

When winning a match

 * "Geoffrey giveth and Geoffrey taketh away!"
 * "Okay, what's next?"
 * "Okay, what's next?"
 * "Okay, what's next?"

When losing a match

 * "I'm tossing my cookies on your faces for this!"
 * "I'm tossing my cookies on your faces for this!"