Kalran: Tales of the four nations/Inspecting the Midriffs of the Women of Kalran

Inspecting the Midriffs of the Women of Kalran is a special bonus gallery video in Kalran: Tales of the four nations. Unlocked by certain means.

Transcript
(It opens with a midriff close-up of a female Sathspor Raider being inspected at a special studio)

Raider:

(The Raider's midriff gets measured by a staff member)

Staff #2 (Zagarino): Pretty nice, anything about it before we move on, madame?

(The Raider's midriff does a little dancing to the camera)

Raider: This ain't Gaze Dancer's dance, right...

Staff #2 (Zagarino): Next.

(Next is Ayshe Sabiha, whose midriff of Ayshe is slim and unique)

Ayshe:

(Ayshe's midriff does a little hip circle to the camera)

(inserting scene at some point)

(The last one is the DSDF Gaze Dancer, with a navel gem embedded in)

Gaze Dancer: Do wanna like the dance of the navel? Sure...

(The Gaze Dancer's midriff does a unique dance to the camera until the gem in the navel glows...)

Cameraman: I'm getting dizzy here... uhhhhhhhh...

(Then it ends with the cameraman gets dazed from a a Gaze Dancer's navel daze ability and goes unconsious. Until Josef of the Reclaimers comes up)

Staff member: Hey you're alright?

Josef: Cut the video, now!

(Then the camera cuts off and statics)

The cast

 * Phil Tanzini as the Cameraman
 * Grant Albrecht as Staff #1 (using his Red Alert 2 Nighthawk voice)
 * Frank Zagarino as Staff #2 (using his Anton Slavic voice)
 * Joseph Kucan as Josef the Director

Trivia

 * Joseph Kucan's character, Josef being the director of this bonus gallery is a reference to Joseph Kucan's role as a film director back in the Westwood days