TF2 - Puyo Puyo Sandvich

Who knew in 2021 that Valve and Sega would make a TF2 version of Puyo Puyo, but with Sandviches ?!

Well, the iconic game is back, as you make your way across the badlands, fighting of wacky different mercenaries and foes till you make you way with the evil Engineer. Play as any mercenary from the nine classes, with unique abilities. Or play as

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Pocket Version - GBA Cart has a different line-up of Mercs in a smaller but handy dandy package :

Practise Mode : Nerdy Scout (Has a crush on Miss Pauling)

Beginner Tier - Playful Pyro, Wind-Up Soldier, Pootis Heavy, Gamer Medic

Intermediate Tier - Demoknight, Bushman Sniper, War-Veteran Soldier, Professional Medic

Hard Tier - Green Hat Wearing Scout, Heavy Weapons Guy, Elitist Spy

Master Tier - Super Engineer Guy, Satan (Pyro, also has a crush on Miss Pauling)

Starter Mode
Get yourself fighting like a Mann with this training mode. Get used to the ropes with Puyo Puyo Sandviches, by tackling 4 training opponents !

Fight Theme : Mannrobics Theme

Win Theme : Kazotsky Theme

Fighter #1 - Playful Pyro ''Description : While Playful Pyro isn't the smartest fellow around, it will get very ecstatic when asked to play a game of Puyo Puyo. She's not good at the game, but he'll try its best to complete the game, provided it isn't distracted.''

Mechanics : Playful Pyro will never chain Puyo together, and will struggle to even chain one line of Puyo Puyo sandviches. He'll move pieces down slowly and she won't be able to tell very well if the Puyo he's put together are a smart choice. They aren't.

Fighter #2 - Olivia Mann

''Description : Olivia Mann is the daughter of Grey Mann. She's grown bored of tinkering with the robots in Grey Mann's office. After wishing that Grey Mann had spent more time with her, she decided to enter the competition to impress her father with a huge stockpile of New Zealandium ingots. She does resort to tantrums, so that will reduce her effectiveness at Puyo Puyo.'' Mechanics : Olivia Mann is a tad more aggresive than Playful Pyro, and she will attempt to get a 2-chain, if not by sheer luck. When the board is more than half full, she'll throw a tantrum, flinging down Puyo Puyo quickly. While this might seem threatening at first, her concentration will rapidly falter, often making her lose quicker.



Fighter #3 - Poopy Joe

''Description : After being fired from a missile in Doomsday, it was thought that Poopy Joe had blown into little monkey-sized pieces in space. Turns out thanks to his banana backpack thrusters, he escaped and somehow landed back on Earth. Mann Co had used a decoy somehow to substitute for Poopy's death.''

Mechanics : Poopy Joe attacks faster with Puyo Puyo, and will often attempt to go for a 2-chain, if not for single chains. By eating his banana, he'll slow down temporarily, often to carefully think better before his next placements.

Boss of Practice Circuit : Razorback Dundee

Descriptions : Going by his nickname as the "Razorback Dundee", this Sniper is a real bushmann in the Australium deserts. He works hard at the Mann Co mines, but is an all meaning fellow to his comrades. At the end of the day, nothing is better than a bottle of Mann Co Mannuition Beer and a game of Puyo Puyo sandvich. He's the best in the brewery, and loves challenges. Mechanics : This sniper will go up for a 3 streak, but it's rare. In this stage, 1 lair of the floor is garbage sandvich puyo puyo's already. By drinking his beer, he can use his special ability that removes one random lair of Puyo from his field. He's a competent opponent, and will give newbies a decent challenge if they have not begun to learn 2 chains properly.

Set 1 - Beginners Bout
Time to begin the competition ! Defeat the mercs here to get a step closer to winning all that New Zealandium !

Introduction : A Little Heart to Heart

Main Theme : It Hates Me So Much

Opponent # 1 - Mayor Mike Description : Mayor Mike is an absolutely clueless "mayor". I don't think he even knows that he's a mayor and that he's supposed to be protecting the public. He somehow thinks making a person into an Italian stereotype for 10 years is a civic tribute of success. Anyway, he's really clueless.

Mechanics : Mayor Mike is a relatively easy opponent. He's a bit easier than Sniper from tutorial, but he does place his Puyo down pretty fast. His chains are inbetween 2-3 at most.

#2 - Tom Jones Description : Scout always wanted to meet a Welsh singer like Tom Jones. Well, he did sing when soldier snapped his neck. Oh. Well, anyway, God's lended him hand or two so that he can chill out in the Earth. He's an egotistical persona like Scout, and thus slacks in some things.

Strategy : Tom Jones is a chill opponent. He will play Puyo at a slow pace at start, thinking on stronger combos to destroy you with. If he's getting close to being beaten, he turns red, Gods zaps three layers of Puyo away and he will fight faster.

Set 2 - Intermediates Interrogation
Things aren't gonna be so easy now. These mercs know a little bit more than those fools before, and they aren't gonna hesitate to use brute force to win the game...

Introduction : Rocket Jump Waltz

Main Theme : Playing With Danger

Opponent # 1 - Mr Mundy ''Description : Mr Mundy never approved of his adopted son's "quirky work job". Despite Sniper's efforts to tell him that he's an "assassin", he's always thought of him as a "crazed gunman". He's gonna prove to his son that you can make a lot more money playing board games than recklessly shooting people in the head.''

Opponent # 2 - Demoman Description : From Degroot Keep, Demoman is one boombastic grenadier. After having a tad too much whiskey, he's gotta get his hands on that New Zealandium to buy some more booze and impress his family once and for all.

Mechanics : Demoman will try and rush you down by placing quick combos, rather than extensive combos. Try your best to make a large combo to deny him any resistance. He drinks his Scrumpy over time, making him more aggressive, but also makes him more vulnerable, sort of like Olivia Mann.

Opponent # 3 - Yeti Description : Wild and brutal, Yeti's travel in lone packs, ripping anything that doesn't have Australia shaped chest hair into pieces. I have no clue what New Zealandium will be used for by a Yeti.

Mechanics : Yeti will use his special move Rampage to cause a row of garbage Puyo-Puyo to fall on your side. Yeti can also smash rubbish Puyo on his side. Yeti is a balanced fighter, but will lose his cool if he's getting close to defeat.

Boss of Intermediate : Soldier Description : The soldier is a renowned war veteran. He's not the smartest guy in the team, but he can really put the pressure on his opponents with a rocket to the face. He knows no bounds with his iconic rocket jump.

Mechanics : BLU soldier is the first hard opponent. He can go up to 4 chain combos, and he will frequently do 2-3 combos as well. He does not lose his cool even when close to defeat, and will instead aim for a 4 chain combo to finish you off.

Set 3 - Hard Hallows
If you are gonna even have a chance to win that competition, you are going to need to learn how to chain properly now. Otherwise, say goodbye and try next time.

Introduction : The Calm

Main Theme : Intruder A

Set 4 - Masters Madness
It's gonna be one heck of a ride from now on. Best of luck.

Introduction : The Art of War

Main Theme : ROBOTS!

Set 5 - The Showdown
It's just you and one super powered Engineer of the future. Or is it ?

Introduction : Dreams of Cruelty

Main Theme : Mercenary Park