Gaiaterra: Elysea's Conflict/Attack Bear

"Mrrroooo!!"

-War Bear creed. Translated by Conscripts as "I are Bear, put your Head in my Mouth!"

The Attack Bear is the primary animal scout of the Socialist Union of Voshkod.

History
"You know, you're awfully moody for a bear."

-Robert Kantor whining about his partner when attempting to assassinate Tyrion

As the Voshkod war machine gathered momentum, it became increasingly obvious to the leaders of the Union that fear was among their most powerful weapons against their many enemies. Along with the V3 Rocket Launcher, Kirov Airship, and the Big 3 (Apocalypse, Catastrophe and Sentinel), it would be fear that would ultimately force the Union's enemies to submit to their ironclad will. So it was that the Ministry of Experimental Science received an extraordinary research grant, composed of the combined salaries of the entire Voshkod intelligentsia, to develop a variety of new fear-based armaments.

Among the successes of this exploration are the so-called Desolator Defoliant, the Stingray strike craft, the oft-rumored orbital magnetic satellite, and, of course, the Union's war bear program. Voshkod's use of these mighty mammals in frontline combat not only bolstered the morale of its human combatants, it resoundingly succeeded at making enemy infantry even more reluctant to engage Voshkod forces on the ground.

Intended as a more-durable replacement to Voshkod attack dogs (which proved unsuited to harsh weather conditions and Allied ordnance), these Garlean bears were born in captivity, trained from birth in military tactics, and conditioned to withstand the rigors of frontline modern warfare.

Their claws are specially sharpened to cut through body armor, and their bodies are fitted with special scanning arrays. War bears are even hardy enough to brave the icy waters on the periphery of the Union, which they often must patrol in search of would-be spies and frogmen.

Though it is difficult to remember a time before trained bears fought alongside Voshkod men and women for the glory of their Motherland, the war bear program was not without bumps in the road. Early attempts at training met with mixed results, as certain war bears--in spite of a lifetime of handling--would become unpredictably enraged during combat situations, turning their claws upon the closest conscript rather than on enemy combatants.

A disturbingly high percentage of war bears also suffered from vagrancy, anemia, or other general unwillingness to perform at acceptable levels. While this directly benefited the Union's typically-grim food supply, it was disastrous to the public image of the Ministry of Experimental Science, which eventually recovered its good standing after the introduction of special training collars.

Fitted with millions of tiny Tesla-based electrotherapy transmitters, these training collars allow direct interaction between bear and battlefield commander, while a six-pound block of lead implanted directly in the body makes the bears show up on battlefield scanners, mine detectors, and airport security measures. War bear obedience and delinquency have never since been an issue (Lead poisoning is another story).

The conditions under which war bears are prepared for their day on the battlefield is a closely guarded secret, though commonly-held assumptions are that these conditions probably are not great. One world-leading animal psychologist has noted that war bears, though all different, do seem to display acute signs of depression and anxiety, even more so than their human comrades fighting battle alongside them.

The psychologist recommended that the bears be released back to nature at once. When faced with this accusation on a live telecast, representatives for the Ministry of Experimental Science responded by repeating the psychologist's words in a mocking, high-pitched tone, then ordered her to be incarcerated for treason.

On a whim, a Conscript gave one of the War Bears he was serving with a nearly-empty bottle of honey he had been sent from home. Upon catching the scent of its ancestral delicacy, the bear tore the bottle apart and ate what little was left inside, much like it had done to the rabbit it had for breakfast that morning. Having the presence of mind to realize the potential of such a discovery (namely that bears love honey), Conscript Eluric Fisher (who would later go on to become the first recipient of the "Non-Human Patriot Comradeship Award"), forwarded the information up to his Commissar, who then passed it to the Commander, who then told the researchers back in (insert Eorzean location) to get cracking on weaponizing the Bears' near-feral response to the scent of honey.

Many different experiments were made before success was found. The failed experiments included a "Honey Grenade" to be carried by specific Conscripts (which failed because the bears would tear off the hand the Conscript used to throw it), a dedicated vehicle to launch pods of the substance into enemy formations (which failed because the bears would simply attack the launcher in hopes of getting to the pod stores inside), and even a muzzle containing highly potent honey distillate that would keep a bear in the feral state permanently (which failed because the bear would simply rip off the muzzle and eat the distillate, dying soon after from hyperglycemia).

The scientists at (insert Eorzean location) eventually discarded liquid and solid-state honey for a gaseous powder, which would fool the bear into thinking everything around them was made of honey. The desired results were obtained, with fewer than 40% of the bears tested attacking their handlers instead. The powder was placed into brick-sized packets, which are fitted with a mechanism to burst on a signal from the acting Commander. The effects speak for themselves.

However, the side-effects of this brief flash of primal fury are numerous. A bear coming down from a sugar high is irritable, sluggish, and rather moody; and unless the bear has already been fighting in the battle for a while, these spells of depression tend to last for hours, if not days.

The new "Rage Inducer" packets have become commonplace throughout Voshkod battalions, and have seen stunning effectiveness against Allied infantry divisions. Marine shells are shrugged off, and the Attack Dog's infamous "bark of doom" is simply ignored. The future looks bright for Voshkod infantry divisions.

Guardians of the Tacitus

 * K-9 (Aquila)
 * Attack Dog (Alliance)
 * Battle Cat (ADI)
 * Burst Drone (Protectorate)
 * War Lion (Asure Command)
 * Halfling Wolf Rider (Andora)
 * Tiger (Empire)
 * Atomic Tiger (Castanic Nuclear Division)


 * Gorilla (Community)
 * Merlion (Serpent Clan)

Destroyers of Balthazar

 * Attack Bear (Voshkod)
 * Giant Scorpion (Brotherhood)
 * Squig (Horde)
 * Alshain (MLA)
 * Cold One (Collective)
 * Hippo (Encantadia)
 * Buzzers (Scrin)

Neutrals

 * Cyber Wolf (Coalition)
 * Ice Wolves (Heralds)
 * Hawk (Order)
 * Mutant Hound (Survivors)
 * War Wolf (Syndicate)
 * Giant Rat (Skaven Horde)
 * Kroot Hound (Tau Merchant Guard)
 * Exo Scout (Conglomerate)
 * Cougar (Legion)

DLC

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 * ... (Corona)
 * ... (Party)
 * ... (Skynet)
 * ... (Dominion)
 * ... (Elemental)
 * ... (Autocracy)
 * ... (League)
 * ... (Swarm)
 * ... (Pirates)
 * ... (Elona)
 * ... (Ascalia)
 * ... (Confederation)
 * ... (Kingdom)
 * ... (Goo)
 * ... (Security)
 * ... (Imperium)
 * ... (Dynasty)
 * ... (Warlords)
 * ... (Cult)
 * ... (Raiders)
 * ... (Theocracy)
 * ... (ASA)
 * ... (Insurgents)
 * ... (Bastion)
 * ... (Guardians)
 * ... (Hierarchy)
 * ... (Sundered)
 * ... (Ecumene)
 * ... (Concordat)
 * ... (Contingent)
 * ... (Rangers)
 * ... (Eden)
 * ... (InGen)
 * ... (Hallows)
 * ... (Commnune)
 * ... (Clique)