Artistic Forces/Recon Jeep (Stick Figuroids)

"HMMWV at your service!"

- Humvee The Humvee (aka the High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle or abbreviately HMMWV) is the typical all-terrain reconnaissance vehicle used by the SDA, and tactically designed for scouting and picking off infantry targets. It is planned to be voiced by Erik Kimerer.

Background
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Appearance
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Strategy
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Trained

 * "HMMWV at your service!"
 * "Recon scout vehicle unit ready!"
 * "The army taxi has arrived!"

Selected

 * "Humvee here."
 * "I'll keep it safe."
 * "Need a taxi?"
 * "Do you need some transport?"
 * "Who cares about traffic?"
 * "Humvee reporting for duty!"
 * "What is the mission, sir?"
 * "Ready and waiting."
 * "How about a reconnaissance?"
 * "Come on in and buckle up!"

Moving

 * "Let's go!"
 * "Let's get going, boys!"
 * "Let's play tag!"
 * "Be careful out there!"
 * "I'll race you there!"
 * "Now go for it!"
 * "Oh yeah!"
 * "Stepping on the gas!"
 * "Hit the road!"
 * "Four wheeling!"
 * "Oscar mike."
 * "Rolling on route."

Attacking

 * "Good game!"
 * "Ordnance ready!"
 * "This would do the trick."
 * "Come get some!"
 * "Here, keep the change!"
 * "That's what I was saying about!"
 * "Rip it up!"
 * "You want some of this?!"
 * "Take this with ya!"
 * "Chew on these!"
 * "This should be fun!"
 * "Come on!"

Move to attack

 * "Hit and run!"
 * "Clear the way!"
 * "Go away, you foes!"
 * "Get out of our way!"
 * "Take them out and run!"
 * "Let's get going to the enemy!"
 * "Run through the enemy!"
 * "It will be fun to have a bumpy ride!"
 * "Let's have a bumpy ride!"
 * "We got tangoes over there!"

Retreating

 * "Fall back! Fall back!"
 * "This will not take much longer!"
 * "Let's get the hell out of here!"
 * "Time to go now!"
 * "Gonna go!"
 * "Alright, alright! We're out!"
 * "Sounds good to me!"

Unloading

 * "You're on, guys!"
 * "We brought you here!"
 * "Okay, you can go now!"
 * "Alright, everybody out!"
 * "It's been real!"
 * "That's it, joyride is over."
 * "Everyone, leave the vehicle."
 * "See you later!"

Unit under attack

 * "We're in trouble now!"
 * "Hello? Need some help over here!"
 * "Sir, we're under attack!"

In combat

 * "Come on! Keep firing!"
 * "Volley fire!"
 * "The enemy is attacking us!"
 * "How do you like that?"
 * "Time for shooting, friends!"
 * "Let's bringing you down!"

Under fire

 * "We're engaged!"
 * "I'm riddled with holes!"
 * "Hey! Watch it!"
 * "Too pesky out here!"
 * "It's too dangerous here!"
 * "Vehicle's hit!"

Kill

 * "Take down!"
 * "Tango eliminated!"
 * "Ha! Take that!"
 * "You're gone down!"
 * "Papaw!"
 * "That was fun!"
 * "Target down! Yahoo!"

Repaired

 * "Thanks for the repair, sir!"
 * "This vehicle is fully repaired!"
 * "Thanks to you, repairer!"

BGM-71 TOW missile launcher upgrade complete

 * "Hey, check out our new TOW missile launcher!"
 * "The TOW missile launcher has been installed, sir!"
 * "TOW missile launcher is now upgraded!"

Mk 19 grenade launcher upgrade complete

 * "Wow! We are now loading grenades with this weapon!"
 * "Our Mk 19 grenade launcher is here, commander!"
 * "Hey, sir! Take a look at our new grenade launcher!"

Minigun upgrade complete

 * "This minigun will make us stronger!"
 * "This has more firepower than the machine gun, sir!"
 * "Look, commander! The minigun can rapidly fire on the enemy!"

GAU-19 Gatling Gun upgrade complete

 * "Hey! This rotative gun is automatically stronger than before!"
 * "Take a look at this, sir! We got a new rotative gun!"
 * "Yeah! This will shoot enemies faster and faster!"

Repeatedly selected

 * "Is this what General Motors told us about? It's Hummer! Huh, get it?"
 * "Men, this resembles Hummer!"
 * "Hey! Have you guys heard about the JLTV program?"
 * "Uh oh! The JLTV would replace our ageing vehicles with the new ones!"
 * "You wanna race with us? Here we go!"
 * "Go Humvee go!"
 * "Look, guys. This is just a jeep, right? Yep, that's it."
 * "Someday, we will race against the L-ATV in the competition."
 * "Go Hummer...I mean Humvee!"
 * "Come on in, guys! We're going to have a ride!"
 * (car door ajar beeps)
 * (car unlock beeps)
 * (car alarm)